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WoD Happens

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Everyday (un)life in the World of Darkness. Humor account hammering one joke into the ground since 2014. Will sometimes also create viable plot hooks as well. She/Her.

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WoD Happens@wodhappens· 26d

You’ve been murdered. Who do you want on the case?

Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines 2

Phyre and Fabien, the player characters

Because Fabien would solve the case and Phyre would righteously kill everyone involved

WoD Happens@wodhappens· Jul 2

What is the definitive movie about America?

Red Blooded American Girl

A 1990 film about a girl who becomes a vampire, and is American.

The posrer shows her draped in a US flag, witb blood running from her lips.

I have never seen it and am making a joke entirely on the title, premise and poster.

Christopher Plummer is in it!

WoD Happens@wodhappens· May 22

WoD Happens@wodhappens· May 7

The studio making the new Werewolf video game say it won't be like anything they're known for. They're best known for a skateboarding game. So of course now I WANT a Werewolf skateboarding game.

"retro cartoon wolf skateboarding mascot"

WoD Happens@wodhappens· Apr 2

🤘

I just hit 666 posts here

WoD Happens@wodhappens· Mar 17

Giles then adds "As far as I know..."

"Giles, there are two things that I don't believe in. Coincidences and leprechauns."
"Buffy, it's entirely possible that they both arrived here by chance simultaneoisly."
"... Okay, but I was right about the leprechauns, right?"

Buffy and Giles in Buffy The Vampire Slayer, "Faith, Hope And Trick"

WoD Happens@wodhappens· Mar 14

If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula.

A blank character sheet for Vampire: The Masquerade TTRPG V5

WoD Happens@wodhappens· Feb 28

"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.

The five forms Garou can take in Werewolf: The Apocalypse

Homid (human), Glabro (near human), Crinos (wolf-man), Hispo (near wolf) and Lupus (wolf)

Art by Ron Spencer

WoD Happens@wodhappens· Feb 27

Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die

The God-Machine Chronicle cover

A supplement for the "new" World Of Darkness that became the basis for Chronicles Of Darkness second edition

It's about opposing a mechanical god messing with reality backwards and forwards in time.

WoD Happens@wodhappens· Feb 10

Age verification?

The cover for Vampire: The Masquerade TTRPG first edition, published 1991
And I was old enough to buy it then.

WoD Happens@wodhappens· Feb 4

No new pictures. Where are you at mentally?

Jessica the highly-strung teenage vampire played by Deborah Ann Wohl in True Blood, curled up and crying blood tears.

WoD Happens@wodhappens· Jan 15

Not my house, and after 21 years I still don't know my way around.

A screenshot from somewhere in the Hollywood sewer levels in Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines. A nearly featureless brick tunnel.

WoD Happens@wodhappens· Jan 12

"Sure, I can take another player for the game."

The poster for Stranger Things 5, showing four of its villains and I think seventeen heroes

WoD Happens@wodhappens· Jan 6

A game by the late SteveD (Relics, The Score, WFRP, Vampire: The Requiem)

"Elon Musk's iPod Submarine"
A one-page party game

A game of terrible solutions to terrifying problems

Each player is given a piece of paper with either a six word problem statement (eg kids stuck in flooded cave, foreign interference with election, cat vomit on carpet, etc) OR the words Elon Musk.

Then each player pitches their solution to the problem. Of course, being no-nonsense billionaire tech-bro geniuses, they can only say two words to sum up their solution. One player doesn't know the problem. They are Elon Musk, and can only babble random words (eg if problem is kids stuck in flooded cave - players say things like "robot divers", "cave drill", "waterproof bats". The player who is Elon says "ipod submarine" or "space roadster".

Once everyone has had a pitch the players try to figure out who - if anyone - is Elon Musk. If they are right - they win... unless Elon Musk has successfully guessed what the problem is. If he has, Elon wins and everyone else loses.

WoD Happens@wodhappens· Jan 2

Stranger Things didn't make me feel quite as old as this.

New Wave Requiem, the 1980s historical sourcebook for Vampire: The Requiem, published in 2009

WoD Happens@wodhappens· Dec 31

Okay, I think the Old Year is leaving, everybody make sure the exits are clear and - OH SHIT HE'S GOT A SCYTHE

"Goodbye Old Year!"
The old year represented by an old man with a scythe like Father Time and the new year by a baby

WoD Happens@wodhappens· Dec 4

My annual Wrapped

Mummy: The Resurrection

Cover for a World Of Darkness TTRPG sourcebook where the player characters are people brought back to life through ancient Egyptian magic. The cover shows an Eye of Horus brooch in the sand.

WoD Happens@wodhappens· Nov 14

Repost with an iconic fictional band

Phyre, the band poster in Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines 2 that the protagonist swipes the name from.

WoD Happens@wodhappens· Sep 29

What's your sign?

The Anarch symbol from Vampire: The Masquerade, a rough ankh with added arrow points, as an LED neon sign

WoD Happens@wodhappens· Sep 16

If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky

"Dark Energy?"

An arrow pointing into a black hole.

WoD Happens@wodhappens· Aug 21

Happy 21st anniversary to Chronicles Of Darkness and Vampire: The Requiem!

CofD
Happens

WoD Happens@wodhappens· Jun 1

Activate the rainbow

WoD Happens@wodhappens· May 26

Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only

Mage: The Awakening - Reign Of The Exarchs cover art by Jason Chan
A girl on a glowing throne with magical lightning coming from her hand, fending off two other mages

WoD Happens@wodhappens· Apr 20

Time for the 2025 edition of the Easter joke about that classic Wraith: The Oblivion sourcebook

Riesen chocolate toffee bag

WoD Happens@wodhappens· Apr 6

No cheating. Last saved celebrity pic is your therapist.

Beckett from Vampire: The Masquerade in Bloodlines, facepalming

WoD Happens@wodhappens· Mar 24

Post a warning

Eva Green looking at you disapprovingly.

Illustration by Annie Wu

WoD Happens@wodhappens· Mar 19

Post your favourite Doctor Who, wrong answers only

"The Mage" Tarot card from the cover of Mage: The Ascension, by John Timbrook, showing a man in video game glasses and controller glove holding a sparking sceptre in the shape of the game's "Prime" power symbol.

WoD Happens@wodhappens· Mar 5

Happy Ash Wednesday!

Mina being burned with a communion wafer to the forehead in "Bram Stoker's Dracula"

WoD Happens@wodhappens· Mar 4

Happy Mardi Gras! Having been to New Orleans it is exactly like this most nights, let alone Mardi Gras.

New Orleans' French Quarter, with a massive crowd out at night, as seen in True Blood episode "In The Beginning". (You can see a stoned Vampire Bill getting a piggyback ride from an equally stoned Eric Northman in the middle of the crowd.)

WoD Happens@wodhappens· Feb 28

Vampire: The Masquerade and Changeling: The Dreaming isn't the easiest crossover.

Andrew Eldritch of the Sisters of Mercy (smiling faintly) and singer-songwriter Tori Amos (smiling cheerfully)