How to talk to someone shorter than you:
Bro does NOT look fierce 😔
Victorinox@wolfess· Jul 16 *picks you up* but its like this:
Victorinox@wolfess· Jul 9 Thats what you get for trying to escape 🙄🙄
Victorinox@wolfess· Jun 26 You ever just forget how walking works?
Victorinox@wolfess· Jun 19 The paw tax must be paid...
Victorinox@wolfess· Jun 16 Thinking about getting you as a tattoo on the bottom of my paw
Victorinox@wolfess· Jun 13 Hot girl summer ☀️ (seriously im dying out here)
Victorinox@wolfess· Jun 8 Sticker production in progress
Victorinox@wolfess· May 17 I will turn you into a micro 🤏
Victorinox@wolfess· May 2 WHAT DID YOU DO WITH MY BROTHER!! 💢💢💢
Victorinox@wolfess· Apr 24 90% of my friends are micros (don't ask) so every time they send me a pic they took the angle looks like this
Victorinox@wolfess· Apr 18 Couch is smaller than I am
Victorinox@wolfess· Apr 16 If the website is down why dont they just pick it back up 🙄
Victorinox@wolfess· Mar 28 They get mad when you do this, despite the fact the city literally didnt make any seating available to me 🙄
Victorinox@wolfess· Mar 26 See he's fine, look how happy he is
Victorinox@wolfess· Mar 20 It turns out the micro i stepped on last week is going to be totally fine. He's going to be released from the hospital this monday... and tuesday
