Henry Gordon || Eorzea's Only New Jersey Isekai
@wolhenrygordon
HE/HIM, 33, OC Gpose/Loredump Account Pfp: @dejasquietplace.bsky.social Henry's a punk-ass kid that Hydaelyn pulled him from Earth before he could land from falling off an apartment building. Twelve help us all. 💕 @thancredulous.bsky.social NO GEN-AI
They put out a post about it and i guess they're just firing at random. Which is definitely unfortunate cuz it's just such a weirdly divisive thing to bring up? Anyhow folks are probably being crazy as usual and strays are flying
me when i need to be a heretical guy but start combat on my ass
Build guide i was following was like "people marry this build despite lack of support" and I'm like "yea of course I'm married to it he binked a Defiler for about 6 times its HP after a singular use of Daring Breach that let him kill like 6 dudes before this with increasingly silly damage"
[VOLUME WARNING] posting this really weird bug I'm having in Rogue Trader rn (it is LOUD be warned don't play it full blast)
I keep dreaming that I'm getting put back in high school and it's driving me fucking nuts cuz it's always "do we really have to do this" followed by everyone in authority for the scenario going "this is deadly serious yes" and then I'm forced to do genuine 2+2=4 stuff
"Okay this is all cool but uh, one question,"
Yepppp - Henry von Valancius ahoy!
And here we go; Psyker hood removed because he likes to feel the wind on his face (and because I think it's dorky looking)
okay i wish i could photoshop gud so i could slap some 40K stuff on his coat but i can comm someone next time I get the itch
He's Hadron's little Cogchamp but i can't come up with a name for him. "Boston Pressure-Cooker" is more than 18 letters. I need to find some random piece of machinery and name him that
Prime example! Spotted just the other day!
Seeing Juniper-Fields of Mistria with a purple haired baby on her actual hip was insane I'm still not recovered from it but my girlfriend responded to my shocked exclamation with "only if it's Valen's baby" and you know what she's right tbh
also look at this mofo he's the actual coolest dude who is like "yea, you can be a Phyrexian and whatnot but i'd prefer it if you WANTED to because I like freedom" and the writers were like "Elesh Norn won't even kill him just make him a pain nugget lol" death unconfirmed, I want to believe
like look at this dude he's cool as fuck shame they decapitated him for hitting Teferi once before Teferi swapped New Phyrexia and his home plane's places in the multiverse
I like my eternal formats cuz every card I own is valid, but I also like the grind, complex play. Then they just print outright power creep every set, and any criticism is met with "well it's selling well so shut up"
oh yea we're crunchy as fuck - i'm also hearing that this li'l server just excludes the story that existed in the MMO portion
y'all mofos don't even KNOW how cool this is i am rediscovering the root of so many weird things i do
why yes i'm grinding CC how could you tell
let's make a wild guess at which character people willingly interacted with more, as I relog into PSO2 for the first time in nearly six years:
YOU CAN'T REPORT PEOPLE FOR DOING THIS SHIT EITHER
"We have an app, please use it!" "Is it an actual app or is it just an internet browser that opens your website?" "It's a good app, sir." >install app >it opens the store website with a frame of buttons that only sorta work >the site in question also union busts while generally being shitty
Me trying to get into my old hobbies these days is just this image and I'm like "I just want a reason to get out of the house and have fun"
Heads up, you should have stopped the article here. It's a good kicker, everything after this is just puff-piece slop trying to "cover both sides" of an issue that only has one side. These LLMs mimic human communication but are not conscious, and it gets proven every time it's genuinely tested for.
Here you go, a close up of the zipper! I wear this jacket almost daily, it's got separate pockets for each side and I feel like any issues i have are purely from my daily wear
The funniest thing I've seen at a Tokyo Central to date i love this Oh God I'm realizing Henry's appetite coming from America to Eorzea must have been insane