Wonderpus
@wonderpus
Former NASA and FAA PR guy. Former one-day Jeopardy! champ. I split my time between Indianapolis and Ahch-to. No DMs, please. "Its origin and purpose still a total mystery." (Apologies to Arthur C. Clarke)
Could Marco Rubio look any more uncomfortable while Der Trumpenfürer rambles on and on at his G7 "news conference.
New requirement for every Trump Sycophant, er, Cabinet meeting: ALL YOU CABINET MEMBERS, SING TOGETHER NOW! "We love our President Oh, yes we do We love Your Majesty Indeed it's true When we're not with you, we're blue King Donald, we love you!" (Apologies to "Bye Bye Birdie")