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moose@wood-mousse· 28d

first fourcorners.smol.quest to actually trip me up!

moose@wood-mousse· Jul 13

"View full thread" just hanging out there, menacingly

A screenshot of the thread, but with the middle part truncated. all I can see is the first post, then "view full thread", then "(now I gotta look up what makes disorderly conduct aggravated)"

moose@wood-mousse· Jul 10

another killer fourcorners.smol.quest. kind of guessed on the last one but the gut was on fine form today

a screenshot of a completed fourcorners.smol.quest puzzle

moose@wood-mousse· Jul 9

The ITYSL Crashmore sketch. Santa (who plays Crashmore) is saying about tattoos "I don't care about it, but it's not good behavior"

moose@wood-mousse· Jul 4

Pretty annoying to have these things flying by all day, but also I have to admit it is pretty cool to see this 500 ft overhead.

Three bomber type military planes overhead, in between some trees. I’m not a military plane guy, but I can recognize the B2 and what looks like a B52

moose@wood-mousse· Jul 3

I’m just going by what’s in the bio, but if it’s out of date I do sincerely apologize

moose@wood-mousse· Jul 1

Holy shit man that is fucked up. I see the good folks at Wikipedia are on the case though

A screenshot of Cade Cavalli’s Wikipedia page except(?) the picture shows a fully costumed klansman

moose@wood-mousse· Jun 22

Cristiano Ronaldo, looking glum

moose@wood-mousse· Jun 15

There’s only one good car dealer

Don Beyer, Dem House of Representatives member for VA 8th District, also noted car dealer in NOVA

moose@wood-mousse· Jun 13

You are misunderstanding this. From the first sentence in your screenshot. Acts of Congress require a presidential signature or veto override

The screenshot from the previous poster but with the first sentence highlighted

“ the Admissions Clause provides that admission of a state requires at least one act of Congress.”

moose@wood-mousse· May 26

The Posting Graph should be the cover of the prospectus

A graph showing the time and date of every Elon tweet. It shows a marked increase in 2018, and then there's a line on "When Musk Buys Twitter" in 2022 where it just becomes a red wall of posts.

moose@wood-mousse· May 22

Its the STOP DOING MATH meme

- Numbers were not supposed to be given names
- years of counting yet no real-world use found for going higher than your fingers
- wanted to go higher anyway for a laugh? we had a tool for that: it was called “guessing”
- “yes please give me ZERO of something. Please give me INFINITY of it” - statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged

Look at what Mathematicians have been demanding your respect for all this time, with all the calculators & abacus we built for them

(This is REAL MATH done by real mathematicians)

<a series of matlab charts>

“Hello I would like <a weird chart> apples please”
They have played us for absolute fools

moose@wood-mousse· May 20

The real Scrote GOAT

Imortan Joe’s son Scrotus from the movie Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga

moose@wood-mousse· May 13

They worship Moloch and offer us all to be devoured

A group of ostensibly Caananites bowing before Moloch and offering a baby to him as a sacrifice

moose@wood-mousse· Apr 22

This is the kind of leadership we have here in VA. It’s not all woke CIA

A tweet from VA Senate President L Louise Lucas saying
“It’s 4/20 and I’m getting excited for a big win tomorrow!”

The picture is a bong that says “I fill my bong with Republican tears”

moose@wood-mousse· Apr 15

we love the classics

baked alaska "i was home schooled and it was not taught" classic tweet

moose@wood-mousse· Apr 14

Maine is Like That

The sign in Maine that says how far away all the towns named after countries are

moose@wood-mousse· Apr 12

Useful labeler

Screenshot of the original post, but highlighting the label on the account marked “psychic”

moose@wood-mousse· Mar 24

“Do you feel in charge?”

Vader reminding Director Krennic of the chain of command (by force choking him)

moose@wood-mousse· Mar 17

the "it's always morally correct" meme, saying you can always blame the British Empire

moose@wood-mousse· Mar 10

Who can say if anti-social behavior is good or bad?

Tweet from dril:

the wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: "theres actually zero difference between good & bad things. you imbecile. you fucking moron"

moose@wood-mousse· Feb 23

have you considered

A blackberry caramel tart

moose@wood-mousse· Feb 21

Here’s one of them taking a nap on the roof of our garage!

A fox curled up on the dormer of a detached garage

moose@wood-mousse· Feb 17

Many such cases

lauren
@NotABigJerk
i'm not falling for that hot take. that's clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at. i refuse to participate in that kind of perversion

moose@wood-mousse· Feb 14

Dr Manhattan on mars saying:

“I AM TIRED OF THE EARTH. THESE PEOPLE. I AM TIRED OF BEING CAUGHT IN THEIR DISCOVERY DISPUTES.”

moose@wood-mousse· Feb 13

(The pizza in question)

A pizza on a wire rack. It is a cheese pizza in the shape of a heart

moose@wood-mousse· Feb 10

A no take only throw theory of politics

three panel comic.
1: dog with ball in mouth saying "pls throw??"
2: a hand reaching for the ball. the dog looks angry and says "NO TAKE!!"
3: Closer in on the now angrier dog saying "ONLY THROW"

moose@wood-mousse· Feb 8

A hero for our times

A cyclist with guns. He makes it super clear he has guns and is willing to take all steps necessary to defend himself

moose@wood-mousse· Feb 3

So not unlike this, but leftishly

From Rambo:

THIS FILM IS DEDICATED TO THE BRAVE MUJAHIDEEN FIGHTERS
OF AFGHANISTAN

moose@wood-mousse· Jan 30

DW from the show Arthur in front of a door with a sign. She says “That sign can’t stop me because I can’t read”