wookietv

@wookietv

IT nerd, native plant grower (7a/59g Long Island Sound Coastal Lowland), bird watcher. That's a real pic of my stupid cat. I have another cat but he doesn't make stupid faces worthy of a profile pic.

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wookietv@wookietv· 17d

Chewy, here you go now pay me my royalties

An orange and white cat snapping angelically on a multicolored rug. Behind him is a perfectly placed Chewy box

wookietv@wookietv· 17d

Another I just remembered

A tweet from @DoctorJeph.
It's a picture of an old train engine sitting in a garage. The way the holes in the train are setup, it's looks like a face, all rusty.
The caption says:
*puffs on a cigarette* "Thomas? I haven't heard that name in years"

wookietv@wookietv· 17d

an oldie

A tweet. It's a silouette of a horse in a windows at night. The tweet is by @Laser_Cat from Aug 20 2014. The caption says

*shakes wife awake*
*whispers*
Karen. Karen! Don't make any sudden moves...he's back again.

wookietv@wookietv· 18d

Nice

A screenshot of the post this is replying to with 69 likes.

wookietv@wookietv· 18d

Yin and Yang #cats

Two cats sleeping back to back on a multicolor rug. One is white with an orange back. The other is a brown tabby.

wookietv@wookietv· 19d

For me, I ask a good boy named lycos to get me info

wookietv@wookietv· 20d

BREAKING NEWS

Headline from futurism.com, "Trump's diarrhea problem is getting worse"

wookietv@wookietv· 20d

Dale from King of the Hill lighting a cigarette with a speech bubble indicating he's saying the post being quoted.

wookietv@wookietv· 22d

God damn, what a plot.

A TV show called The Virginian. It's paused in a man chewing on a big bite of something. The plot says "When a vegetarian attempts to convert a meat eating cattle town, he finds himself a hunted man"

wookietv@wookietv· 23d

Describe your favorite movie in the most boring way possible. (A streaming service already did the hard work for me with their description)

The movie, Requiem for a dream, with the description "Brooklynites want to better their lives"

wookietv@wookietv· 24d

Tony Macaroni and Cheddar Jack

A brown tabby cat sleeping on a red white and black flannel blanket. A white and orange cat has his head rested on the tabby cat's back and looking at the camera.

wookietv@wookietv· 24d

Thick Boy wants to tell you, hey what's up... #cats

A brown and white tabby cat waving at the camera. He is laying on a blue and white checkered blanket.

wookietv@wookietv· 26d

When your regular taco bell diarrhea high-fives your lettuce diarrhea.

NY Times headline "Cyclospora Linked to Taylor Farms Lettuce Sent to Taco Bell"

wookietv@wookietv· 26d

"Explosive diarrhea summer"

wookietv@wookietv· Jul 12

bumble bees chomping on our Culver's Root at sunset. This is just one of like 3 dozen, the whole bush is buzzing! #nativeplants 🌱

Bumble bee sitting on a white Culver's Root

wookietv@wookietv· Jul 12

When you hit that possibly placebo Turbo button

A black and white photo of a man sitting in a chair that looks like a heavy wind is hitting him, his tie is blowing behind his head. The lamp next to him has the lampshade also blowing back.

wookietv@wookietv· Jul 12

You shouldn't speak ill of the dead so let them speak for themselves.

A tombstone that reads
Lindsey Graham
if we nominate Trump,
we will get destroyed.......
and we will deserve it.
May 3, 2016 2:03pm

wookietv@wookietv· Jul 10

wookietv@wookietv· Jul 7

Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas all. Enjoy some chem trails!

Santa ornament of him flying a propeller plane and waving.

wookietv@wookietv· Jul 5

A dog and cat standing next to each other with a yellow background looking at the camera. There is a white speech bubble insinuating that they are saying what the quoted post says.

wookietv@wookietv· Jul 4

Going through old photos and when people say never forget 9/11, this is what I remember. Possibly the worst time to have a wrong photo placement ever

a screenshot of a news site showing a person falling from the twin towers on 9/11 with the caption next to it "Making your morning commute more stylish. Look good on your way to work"

wookietv@wookietv· Jul 4

During the summer, it's important to replace the chocolate and caramel you lose through sweating

A CVS display that says "stay hydrated" with a selection of candies like raisinettes, milk duds, m&m, Junior minutes, Butterfingers, goobers, whoppers, and Reese's pieces

wookietv@wookietv· Jul 2

This may be the end of me. 111 degrees 🥵🫠

Elevator TV snowing the temp today at 99 with the real feel of 111

wookietv@wookietv· Jul 1

Thick boy got riled up and couldn't decide which toy to kill first. Then some light scratching of my arm occurred

A brown tabby cat looking at the camera holding two cat toys shaped like body pillows.

wookietv@wookietv· Jun 29

This you?

Mr. Monopoly from the game Monopoly. A cartoon old man with a big white mustache and a black tuxedo with a red bow tie. He has a cane in one hand and a wad of cash in the other

wookietv@wookietv· Jun 27

I love the color of the red milkweed beetle. We found it in a giant field of common milkweed. #nativeplants 🌱

Redish/orangish color big with long black antennas standing on a green blade of grass

Common milkweed with a bee standing on one of its flowers

wookietv@wookietv· Jun 26

I was very politically active in high school

Two buttons on a wooden table. The one on the left says "we need more cheez" with a little drawing of a Swiss cheese wedge. The one on the right shows a lamb jumping in the air and says "don't wear sweaters...We like sheep."

wookietv@wookietv· Jun 25

Any #nativeplants folks know what these little white caterpillars(?) could be on our Jacob Kline Bee Balm?

A little white worm like bug on a bright red flower with green leaves surrounding the flowers

wookietv@wookietv· Jun 25

A small section of our hell strip and part of the front yard we de-lawned and put in native flowers that was started last year are paying off dividends this year. The only plant we had here before last year was the catmint. #nativeplants🌱

a front yard that has an orange/reddish yarrow cultivar, purple echinacea orange butterfly milkweed, yellow black eyed susans starting to boom. Behind it are purple flowers from catmint, red flowers from a jacob kline beebalm

wookietv@wookietv· Jun 25

that's so weird, wonder why my culver's root is further along when we're up in CT. I usually look to people further south of us to help determine when we should be seeing the same plants start to bloom.