Vita Werdegast

@wordcountess

Hedge academic, Hårgan sysadmin, writes. Wrong perhaps, but not incorrect. she/her This account is: Writing My ridiculous doggos History Horror The Fascism Dragon Age brainrot

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Vita Werdegast@wordcountess· 22d

(Unlovely Frankenstein! Best designs ever! Even without rainbow tartan. You can find on unlovelyfrankenstein.com and teepublic)

Roddy McDowell peering fearfully from within a marled gray cardigan

Vita Werdegast@wordcountess· 22d

[type type type] [look up] Ohai #crowfren #stealthcorvid

Vita Werdegast@wordcountess· 22d

Just INFESTED with squirrels #squirrelfriend #tothetuneofgirlfriendbyjodywatley

Three squirrels (at least) playing on a tree trunk

Vita Werdegast@wordcountess· 24d

Bacon is still concerned about the cat #obsession #bacon #shepsky #dogsofbluesky

A brown shepsky is watching Obsession with his human and has questions.

Vita Werdegast@wordcountess· 25d

So my Avowed character is a Gaia monster #folkhorrorfriday

A screenshot from the video game Avowed, featuring a player character with a tree bark face and root hair

Vita Werdegast@wordcountess· 26d

Corvids doing a Statler and Waldorf while I write

Several crows monitoring my writing during lunch at the academic factory. I feel blessed but also subtly discouraged from using adverbs.

Vita Werdegast@wordcountess· 26d

No poke! Tangent: I have yet to take pic in it, but I got a new Sutter Cane Rules shirt in blue 😜

A smiling blond lady posing outside the Poisoned Pen bookstore in Scottsdale in a red Sutter Cane Rules t-shirt

Vita Werdegast@wordcountess· 28d

#Suede continuing their tradition of keeping a few *absolute bangers* back for a rainy day #AntidepressantsExpanded

A track list screenshot from Antidepressants Expanded, which is so incredibly good, guys

Vita Werdegast@wordcountess· Jul 9

What are we blasting on the way to work, chat?

A screencap of Bonnie Tyler’s total eclipse of the heart being played in Apple Music

Vita Werdegast@wordcountess· Jul 4

Napping lessons #Wolfgang #Sly #dogsofbluesky #napsofbluesky

Vita Werdegast@wordcountess· Jul 3

How are you going to be having this shirt and not in a women’s cut, Fright Rags

A picture of an 80s stylized black t-shirt of Tom Atkins as Detective Ray Cameron from Night of the Creeps

Vita Werdegast@wordcountess· Jul 2

I heard a WHUMP and went to go see— #wolfgang #dogsofbluesky #thievesofbluesky #loafingaround #carolinadog

A blond Carolina dog has a loaf of bread and absolutely no fucks

Vita Werdegast@wordcountess· Jun 30

Kicks to the gut all day every day. Anyway, if you’d like to escape into some witty and occasionally gruesome (in a fun way) fiction with a brilliant trans main character, may I suggest T. Kingfisher’s Sworn Soldier series? I’m on the third one and they’re *nonstop delights.*

The cover of What Moves the Dead by T. Kingfisher features a hare braided with pink fungi

Vita Werdegast@wordcountess· Jun 23

[guzzles AI Bro tears]

A screenshot of block/blocklist notifications from sketch individuals

Vita Werdegast@wordcountess· Jun 21

“Gentlemen…the squirrels are at the gates.” #puppywartable #bacon #wolfgang #andintroducingcousinsly #dogsofbluesky

Vita Werdegast@wordcountess· Jun 21

Revising with my Alpha Reader #dogsofbluesky #hehasnotes

A brown and white shepsky lounges next to a rose gold laptop on some Hammer red throws, lulled by the human’s typing. Eventually she’ll realize the draft needs a walk as much as he does.

Vita Werdegast@wordcountess· Jun 14

[record scratch] I bet you’re wondering why I’m not being walked right now #dogsofbluesky #dramaticshepskiesofbluesky #dgafcarolinadogsofbluesky

A brown and white shepsky looks exasperatedly at the camera. Yes, it’s hot. Walkies can happen when it’s hot.

The blond Carolina dog in the background dgaf.

Vita Werdegast@wordcountess· Jun 7

[record scratch] I bet you’re wondering why I’m not being walked right now. #dogsofbluesky #indefatigableshepskybaby

A brown and white shepsky sits on the couch and points a dubious look at the camera. In the background, a blond Carolina dog is being petted.

Vita Werdegast@wordcountess· Jun 6

Whatcha eatin #dogsofbluesky

A brown and white shepsky implores you with his big brown eyes. He is the goodest boi and he is very fixated on you.

Vita Werdegast@wordcountess· Jun 1

At a work conference and if nothing folk horror-y happens at this hotel, Imma be sad

A mirror made of driftwood overlooks a wooden tray filled with pinecones and antlers

Vita Werdegast@wordcountess· May 31

You may notice we don’t have “dog beds” in our house #dogsofbluesky #dogbedsofbluesky

Wolfgang, a blond Carolina dog, lying on his back on a boho bedspread, ears squashed cutely

Vita Werdegast@wordcountess· May 31

I mean, I guess I’d want a spookier headpiece, but that’s my gorl

Rook wearing Mourn Watch armor, lips a dusky purple, pale skin adorned with red ritual scars tracing a stylized skull onto her features, dark hair shaven

Vita Werdegast@wordcountess· May 30

Just got out of Backrooms (2026) and I was holding this back the entire time

Screenshot of Picard from the ST:TNG episode “Darmok” saying “That’s how you communicate, isn’t it? By citing example…by METAPHOR!”

Vita Werdegast@wordcountess· May 29

Thinking about this one time an Authority Figure questioned my kid’s drawing of a dog because pointy ears. Anyway, here’s my other kids #dogsofbluesky #pointyearsofbluesky

Two handsome dogs with pointy ears sit side by side on a messy couch

Vita Werdegast@wordcountess· May 28

A title card from the 12th doctor series read Peter Capaldi is in two big shows but I can’t stand either one and I miss him

Vita Werdegast@wordcountess· May 14

Today in Pathetic Fallacy: my home state bird bonking against the windows of my office

Vita Werdegast@wordcountess· Apr 25

I KNOW. He has designs on Teepublic, too. 💚

A brilliant color movie poster of a title called Black Dracula, White Dracula from Unlovely Frankenstein

Vita Werdegast@wordcountess· Apr 22

Heretic Parfum scents their boxes like I did my Lisa Frank missives to my 6th grade boyfren and I am a fan

A picture of an opened black Heretic Parfum box containing a Discovery set packed in black tissue and a powerful masculine floral fragrance

Vita Werdegast@wordcountess· Apr 8

A movie couple that absolutely would have had a podcast.

Bela Lugosi and Boris Karloff in a scene from The Black Cat (1934). They face each other over a chessboard in a luxurious art deco room, Bela (as Dr. Vitus Werdegast) rising from his seat to heatedly confront Boris. Boris (as Hjalmar Poelzig) lounges in a velvet smoking jacket, looking up at the other man rather placidly.

Vita Werdegast@wordcountess· Apr 8

I actually got my copies YESTERDAY but apocalypse, Armageddon, call your congresscritters… ANYWAY. Loooook! Crossroads Issue 1: The Long Decade! Proud to be included and can’t wait to feast on everybody’s brilliant work! 💚 @crossroadsfolk.bsky.social #folkhorror