World Ahead
@worldahead
If I had to write a bio for a dating site, I'd end up single forever. she/her
We just got back from traveling, and I'm not sure if she's happier to be reunited with me or with the suitcase.
She is very confused about why she can't dig a nest into the flowers. (They are bouquets in a dozen coffee cups. She keeps hitting invisible hard spots and the yowls are sounding increasingly infuriated.)
They can pry my Oxford comma from my cold, dead, grammatically correct hands!
I, uhhhh, don't think the writers of this show actually intended to create a how-to manual for reality
Unlike Chicago, where the mood is often "you will stand in the cold and rain, and you will like it"
I see your mermaid, and add for consideration: the St Pete Security Lizard (The same sculptor also made several other assorted creatures in the same style, but they are not employed by fleet maintenance and just hang out in a nearby park.)
It seems Joe has confused his viruses, but even if he had the right one.... who gets stressed over a 50% mortality rate anyway, right?
All she wanted for Christmas was for us to get all these stupid boxes out of the best napping spot in the house. It's a Christmas miracle!
If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without context.
When you knock the backpack over and then cry without ceasing about there being Things inside, until mom gives in and takes everything out for you, and now the purring can be heard from the other end of the house
2 of these bastards volunteered turned into my yard several years ago. They were 3 feet tall and fully capable of defending themselves before we realized they were not just particularly robust saw palmetto. At least now I know I could survive a knife fight.
The Christmas tree in its storage bag is her most favoritest thing in the whole world, and she considers it an absolute violation of feline rights that it's only accessible for 20 minutes twice a year.
They're trying to cover up their anti-lgbtq hate by declaring that no, actually, we're just anti-anybody-ever-having-fun-of-any-kind