Raven's fed up
@writeravenwrite
She/Her. Funnybook slinger. Wrestling trash. Sensitivity Reader/Editor for hire! ♾️💙💜💖♿️. Keep that weak bigot shit off my track. 💵StarkRavenBad
After almost a year of playing her, I think I wanna start getting art of my DnD character! She's a skittish little druid Satyr named Edie Whitetail, & is currently being framed for the crashing of an airship. I slapped her together on picrew, but I want something more unique! Who's available?
Trip Yips are hitting HARD this morning, and my schedule is being fucked with in a way that's got me teetering on the edge of a meltdown. I still have to get packed/organized, but all I wanna do is Be A Lamp real quick.
DC got a Code Purple reading for air quality today (spoilers: that's really bad), but there are people shooting off huge fireworks directly near my house anyways 🫠
Me: I think I wanna get a trike with a basket. Hauling groceries by hand sucks ass, & paying for rideshares & delivery is getting pricey. Jeffy Bozo: Hey you goofy clown bitch, I heard you were looking for a new bike!!
Now sir, why are you posting this gorgeous feast without passing me a plate? 🤨
Me: When I get everything set up at the house, maybe I can get a Little Free Library for the yard! I could fill it with comics, & call it the Lil' Free Comic Shop! Me: *goes to look up how to get one* *sees the price* Me:
"Cancel culture makes it difficult for edgy comedies to thrive"
"Raven! What did you get at the card show? Any rare or epic pulls??" Yea bro I got peak shit
Picking the week before the election to send the entirety of DC a campaign flyer with slop art on it is certainly a choice
Rideshare Driver, seeing my mask: I keeping seeing people with masks. Is there a thing happening? Me, already overstimulated from lack of sleep & trying not to go full 70 Bus at 10am:
Started reading Billy Bat at work this weekend after seeing so many of y'all rave about it. He just like me fr
If I had a nickel for every time I played a "cozy" mobile game & had to block a user with an Anti-Black slur as their username, I'd have 2 nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's fucked that it's happened twice.
Kicking off Pride with the two most Bisexual things I can think of: Attempting to do home renovation without any prior experience, and painting my nails a bright enough color so that I can remind myself that I do, in fact, exist
Seeing this the night before Pride feels like a harbinger of things to come this June
Me: I'm gonna do my best to avoid shopping on Amazon! I can find whatever I need elsewhere, just gotta try harder! Me: *tries ebay for Thing, finds it, orders it* Hell yeah! Suck it, Jeff! Thing: *arrives quickly in an Amazon box* Me:
Saw I Love Boosters today, and y'all. Y'all. Y'ALL. Go see this movie. It's SO GOOD. This was easily one of the best moviegoing experiences I've had in years.
It's rare these days that I have a a customer do something at work that shocks me, but apparently I was overdue for a truly heinous one. Cuz WHY would you ask for the bathroom key and think I'd let you take your UNPAID comics in there with you??
Our basement freezer is currently off limits due to construction, so I had to get takeout yesterday. They were out of a sauce I wanted, & called me about a substitution. I said sure, & forgot all about it. But when I got the bag, this was inside. Y'all, why does Taco Bell have fortune cookies??
Shoutout to the clerk that told me they liked my Palestine pin today. I can't/don't do protests for safety/physical reasons, so being able to show up for communities I care about like this* makes me feel good. *outside of online & local support efforts
In honor of #MelanatedMarch, shoutout to the absolute diva rideshare driver that took me to the post office recently. This was only a fraction of the wares she was slinging in her car; the other side had earrings, the divider had bracelets & watches, & she had rings & necklaces upfront!
I keep staring at the picture and only seeing Martin Lawrence when his face got all fucked up on that one episode of his show
Rob & his etch-a-sketch shape-up can go kick rocks with open-toed shoes, tho. How're you gonna lose your job working with money & then turn around & vote for a dude that's famously bad with money?? SideshowBobRake.gif in a a nutshell.
Just dug out the stoop solo and decided to treat myself to some tacos. My shit's about to get stolen by a French prisoner 😭