Wspano

@wspano

Dad (2 leg+4), IT Guy, (Print)+Hunters Laptop. Public Servant, Gamer, Canadian who got bored with his local poli and got into US poli. (We're City TV, Everywhere.) Sexy Liberals and🫘. I have a lot to say and maybe here's where I'll say it. (He/Him)

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Wspano@wspano· 3d

Welp, guess my plans for today got canceled.

Me lying on a couch with Iroh the tuxedo cat on my upper chest... attempting to purr me into slumber.

Me lying on a couch with Iroh the tuxedo cat on my upper chest... attempting to purr me into slumber. This one with my glasses down.

Wspano@wspano· 14d

Sir Remington Steele Wigglebottom says: Bork!

Corgi on his poppa getting a head scratch so good the blep happens.

Corgi looking annoyed sitting in a car wanting his treato poppa!!

Wspano@wspano· 23d

Trying to imagine explaining this to my Grandkids in 15+ years.

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Wspano@wspano· 23d

And they're a bitch to wash out. Please read alt-text for fun. Graphic design is my passion.

A shark swimming with fish following underneath. The shark is wearing a red curly hair wig.

Not AI, just Microsoft Paint level photoshopping. (Not mine found online.)

Wspano@wspano· Jul 12

And how to save batteries on either of these if you didn't want to listen to the other side.

A sony FM Stereo walkman F1 With headphones.

Wspano@wspano· Jul 6

Here you go. The article assertion is that the price increased by 30%.

Wspano@wspano· Jul 3

Look at how happy they are. Look at how happy the pup is!

A man holding a weiner dog in the air and they are both smiling.

Wspano@wspano· Jun 16

Thanks! Much boys are the best!

Two good Bois who did a naughty. Corgis sitting infront of a door.

Wspano@wspano· Jun 16

Bruh. I have two corgis... Not that many side eye pics but they are the side eye kings.

Wspano@wspano· Jun 4

My contribution to international corgi day.

Wspano@wspano· May 27

My boys say hi!

Wspano@wspano· May 25

He is a lab, find a pond he be gud. I miss my big gorl. She was prob as big as Dave and she came out of the water whe. She was done. Not when we were. :)

A handsome shaggy bearded man hugs his elder black lab lady, tongue lolling happily. The lab not the man.

Wspano@wspano· May 17

My little Derp Corgi is Sir Remington Steele Wigglebottom. We call him Remi. <3

Wspano@wspano· May 9

I have a weird decapitation story.... Seatbelts didn't matter in this story. My Father is a retired Ontario Provincial Police officer, he was stationed (way) up North when I was a wee baby. 1970s sedan vs. adult bull moose at night.

Picture of adult bull moose on road with a car for comparison.

Wspano@wspano· May 8

Ladies. Know your place.

A red t shirt saying a Woman's place is in her Union.

COPE 343

Wspano@wspano· May 8

Great way to ensure you don't have a weekend. I won't say I have done this.... But I've totally done this.

Wspano@wspano· Apr 21

Right back at you fren!

Wspano@wspano· Apr 19

I for a second thought, who the hell is this person who has a photo of my boys. Jasper (the tabby) and Iroh (the tuxedo.) We don't have /this/ cat tree but this is 100% somethign I could see Jasper doing. He's an grumpy little sprite.

A tabby and Tuxedo cat sitting on the stairs.

Wspano@wspano· Apr 17

I'm ready for my closeup.... #corgicrew #corgi

Wspano@wspano· Apr 15

The line I heard was that someone told him it was a 'doctored' photo. And so he thought that meant he was a doctor.

Kumail Nanjiani's meme about how he's just so stupid. He's so breathtakingly stupid that the above statement is all it takes for every person reading this to know exacdtly who I'm talking about.

Wspano@wspano· Apr 11

I think I need that for mine. Now we found out a while ago that he's spiky brained. But now his meds are working he's well.. still stubborn git who thinks he runs the house and he's more cat like in his trying to train his poppa. Actually maybe he's normative. Hm. Alt text for more... :)

Two Corgi's sitting in front of me on the carpet. A sock, delivered as a present to poppa but is he grateful? Noooooooooooo, he just is looking at me with that poppa face.

Look at that suckup brother of mine, he's such a kiss ass.

:)

They're actual brothers but 2 years apart. 4 ish and 2 ish.

Do you have any snacc?

Wspano@wspano· Apr 10

We call that PEEN TA JESUS! lol.

Wspano@wspano· Mar 31

Oh this is bad. Marco Rubio is so far up Trumps ass he's starting to develop his own Nunt. @halsparks.com You're gonna need a second warning splash screen.

A gormless feckless husk and shell of a man who thinks his position will grant him favour and a path to a presidency he will never ever know. His taint licking tongue flecked with orange paint and his proto NUNT as an attempt to mimic his boss begins to form.

Wspano@wspano· Mar 29

2 years ago today my lovely @dee-phembot.bsky.social brought you home. #corgi #corgisky #corgicrew Started out as Squire Remington Steele Wigglebottom, but now he is a full Knight. You may call him Sir Remi. Grumpy and Grumbly Spikey Brained little boy, can't imagine a day without you.

A very smol teeny baby corgo. Welcomed to his new home on Gotcha day 2 years ago.

Sleepy smol baby corgo sleeping on a blue rug on a carpeted floor.

2 years after gotcha day, happy corgi smiling.

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Wspano@wspano· Mar 24

A pair of hands holding a teardrop with a maple leaf in it and the line emotional support Canadian below.

Wspano@wspano· Mar 20

This... is scarily accurate. With full alt text. #corgi #corgicrew Happy Friday and thanks to my lub for sending me this on a dreary ass Friday.

Alt text:
A humorous mock scientific diagram styled as a peer-reviewed journal article.
Title: "The Little Chonk: A Comprehensive Study of the Loafal Form"
Published in: The Journal of Canine Morphology, Vol. 237.
The subject is a chubby corgi lying on its back with legs in the air, labeled with anatomical annotations in the style of a medical illustration.
Labels include:
Primary Boop Receptor (nose)
Decision Engine — questionable (brain area)
Auditory Units — hear snacks from 2 miles (ears)
Royal Neck Fat — ceremonial (neck rolls)
Size: 32 DDD Fluff Capacity (chest fur)
Front Right Bean — impact grade (paw)
Front Left Bean — face deployment mode (paw)
Tummy Pat Zone I — mandatory (upper belly)
Tummy Pat Zone II — encore (lower belly)
Emergency Nipple — found it
Chonkitudinal Axis — length: yes (full body length)
Dorsal Donk — high density (rear, top)
Ventral Donk — aerodynamic (rear, underside)
Thrusters — 0 to zoom in 0.3 sec (back legs)
Scale: 1 Chonk Unit = Absolute Unit.
Figure caption: Canis Loafus Maximus (Chonkus Badonkus)
Observed in natural habitat — living room floor.

Wspano@wspano· Mar 17

So after his seizure cluster and overnight at the vet and now on more drugs... He seems to be getting over some of the initial side effects. I was home for a few days but have to go into the office today. There are feelings. #corgi #corgicrew #saddoggo

You're coming back soon right poppa?

A corgi watching the door.

Wspano@wspano· Mar 13

This little nugget seen here totally not tripping out on his new epilepsy meds and being a hungry hungry hippo. Love this boy. #corgi #corgicrew

Wspano@wspano· Mar 10

Night time Shenanigans. #corgi scritches and #corgicrew tomfoolery with Sir Remington Steele Wigglebottom. Who really needs a nail trim but hates them Bagginses.