Wahaj 🧞♂️✨🍉
@wwahajj
Cosmic Faggot 💫 Sex-tech, accessible policy, cinema-induced delusions, & unstable yet whimsical rants. Unhinged views all my own.
Happy 25th Anniversary to one of the most incredible gaming experiences I have ever had. A true masterpiece.
Like I've never had any weirdness about my age/mortality (other than the period of time where for 7 months out of the year I feel like the image below) but maybe it's never too late to start? I thought I started becoming normal when I turned 30 but now it's like... What is 'normal'?
Listening to Confessions on the Dancefloor after having a rancid argument with my partner, powered exclusively by a coffee, my Concerta, and the kind of delusion that keeps civilizations standing. AMA.
Soooo excited to be doing a live set on Skylab later today. Tune in on skylab-radio.com 3-4pm today xx.
Got a cunty new water bottle flask and now I need to get a bunch of new stickers for it so if you love me (which you should!?!?!) you should send me cunty stickers xx
Did this workout at like 7 am on a public holiday so I can justify going home and doing nothing but playing Pokopia all day hevy.com/workout/e34d...
Not only did I finally get the little bastard, I also decided to back track to Viridian forest & hunt a Pikachu, AND my partner bought FireRed & we have traded all the starters to each other I gave em four nuggets and the full odds shiny Jigglypuff I got last night when I was hunting Male Nidoran 🥸
Bsky not adding media to messages BC they know what you little f words will be doing
Using my lunch break to weed and mulch the yard with my partner was actually an inspired life choice ✨✨
First day back at work after the festive period break and I'm not READYYYYY 😅
This year I really want to give Hayao Miyazaki a gun and let him work it out with these fuck ass AI companies who have completely stolen the entire aesthetic of his legacy
Feeling very introspective now that it's a new year and overall I think I have reached a place where I can recognise how much I love the life I've worked SO hard to build. I'm so excited to see what this year will bring.