Will C

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Black man. Cis, straight, he/him. Ally to everyone because if we don't hang together the man will damn sure hang us separate. Don't engage; just block. Would YOU like to kill Nazis with G.I. Robot? ... Black people tried to tell you.

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Will C@xer0· Jul 9

Fire In The Sky, Week 5 --

Picture of a meme of a cartoon fighter who on the left of frame is raring to go and energetically proclaiming who he's planning to fight, and on the bottom right is sitting on a stool drinking water and trying to catch his breath because he's realized his opponent won't be that easy.

Top caption says "Okay, ima fight [FRIA, QUEEN OF FRIGIA].

Bottom caption says "damn, [FRIA QUEEN OF FRIGIA] got hands".

Will C@xer0· Jul 6

In bold white all caps on black background, the word “BRUH”

Will C@xer0· Jul 5

HA HA HAAA HA HA

From the New York Times:

It is a chaotic scene on the National Mall.
Several hundred people have refused to leave despite an order to evacuate because of severe inclement weather that is approaching. Some are even arguing with Secret Service agents. At one point, a crowd of people began running back toward the stage. An officer is sternly repeating the order over a bullhorn and the crowd is booing. Many have begun chanting "U.S.A., U.S.A." A federal law enforcement officer is trying to assure people that the event has not been canceled. Many are not convinced.
One man walking by blamed the situation on "liberals in the weather service," adding,
"I think this is baloney."

Will C@xer0· Jul 4

Where are you when we need you, buddy.

G I Robot would like to kill Nazis with you.

Would you like to kill Nazis with G I Robot?

Will C@xer0· Jun 25

Will C@xer0· Jun 15

The case against --

A black and white still from the Twilight Zone episode "Nightmare at 20,000 Feet". William Shatner is wearing a suit and tie, sitting in his airplane seat with his eyes shut, to avoid looking at the monstrous humanoid looking in at him from the wing of the plane.

Will C@xer0· Jun 15

... buried down toward the bottom is one of the saddest things I've ever seen. Not an ounce of self-respect in the lot of them.

"Halabi, a teacher, declined to say how she would vote in November, but said that she is a Republican and always votes."

Some people can't learn, because they don't WANT to learn.

Will C@xer0· May 30

Where are you when we need you, buddy.

A cartoon rendering of a gold robot with red eyes, wearing WW II era uniform and helmet. His helmet has a “2” on it.

This is GI Robot.

He kills Nazis.

Would YOU like to kill Nazis with GI Robot?

Will C@xer0· May 20

Quote with a fictional band that is not Spinal Tap

Dethklok, the world's most popular and successful death metal band, and the seventh-largest economy on Planet Earth. From left to right --

William Murderface (Bass)
Skwisgaar Squigelf (Lead guitar and fastest guitarist in the world)
Nathan Explosion (Lead vocals)
Pickles (the drummer)
Toki Wartooth (Rhythms guitar)

Will C@xer0· May 19

Oof. Yeah, the peach is about the only good thing about that.

Alabama “I VOTED” sticker from a few years back. It has a US flag starfield on the top half and red & white US flag stripes on the bottom half, in the shape of the state of Alabama, bisected by a banner that says “#VOTED”

Alabama “I VOTED” sticker from today. It has a US flag starfield on the top half and red & white US flag stripes on the bottom half, in the shape of the state of Alabama, bisected by a red banner that says “I VOTED”.

Will C@xer0· May 6

Kash Patel -- "How dare you print the fact that I'm an incompetent alcoholic! I'm filing a defamation suit against you, AND I'm opening a case on you!" Sarah Fitzpatrick and The Atlantic --

Kendrick Lamar from his Super Bowl LIX halftime performance. He's wearing blue jeans, a blue jacket, and he's looking directly into camera with an *incredibly satisfied* look on his face as he says "Say, Drake--" and proceeds to call that man a chomo to what might very well have been the largest television viewing audience in the history of the world.

Will C@xer0· May 6

A split screen of a woman and a man talking. The top is the woman (Tina Fey as Liz Lemon) saying “What a week, huh?”. The bottom is the man (Alec Baldwin as Jack Donaghy) replying “Lemon, it’s Wednesday.”

Will C@xer0· May 5

It took me a couple pages to notice that I was reading all of Frank's dialogue in Jon Bernthal's Punisher growl.

Will C@xer0· May 4

Will C@xer0· May 3

Screenshot of a tweet from June 20 2017 from someone named "alaskancarl". Text of tweet is as follows -- "I spilled baked beans all over myself watching Cars 2 in theaters & a black teenager shouted "this nigga eating beans" & everyone laughed."

Will C@xer0· May 3

A comic panel of a close up of the X-Man Gambit. He's a white man with straight brown hair that hangs about to his shoulders, and his eyes have black irises and completely red pupils. He's looking up at something with a surprised but also very pleased expression, and he's saying (word balloon reads) "Damn. I might start carryin' beans."

Will C@xer0· Apr 20

Apologize to George Lucas for every bad thing you said about the prequels, and apologize *right now*.

Padme's Royal Starship from "Star Wars: The Phantom Menace". It looks like the Concorde if its body was three times as wide, its wings but not its engines were one third the size, and the whole thing was covered in chrome.

Will C@xer0· Apr 15

Drop your crime-fighting Catholics

A picture of comic-book Frank Castle, drawn by Steve Dillon (RIP to tha gawd). It’s Frank from the waist up in the classic Punisher costume — black suit, white gloves and boots, giant white skull covering his entire torso — with a Glock in either hand and a rifle slung across his back. His right hand gun is low and held out from his body. The one in his left hand is pointed directly at the viewer, and he looks =pissed=.

Will C@xer0· Apr 14

Here in April of the Year of Our Lord Two Thousand and Twenty-Six, **every single word** of this Trump quote from August 2024 is 100% accurate. Rotten bastard projecting so hard he can see the =future=.

Screenshot of a tweet from the Fox Business twitter account, dated August 5, 2024. Text of the tweet reads "'KAMALA CRASH': Trump blames the stock market sell-off and Wall Street's downturn on Biden and Harris, warning of a looming 'great depression if the presumptive Democratic nominee wins the White House in November."

Below the tweet is a picture of Trump, sitting in a tan chair with US flag behind him, that shitty smug look on his face, his tiny little hands spread, and below that the quote in white capitals on a blue "FOX NEWS" background -- "Stock markets are crashing, jobs numbers are terrible, we are heading to World War III, and we have two of the most incompetent "leaders" in history." -- Former President Trump

Will C@xer0· Apr 2

A statue of Jesus Christ, done in a soft-featured cartoonish style. He's wearing off white robes with a red sash over them, and a large red heart with a gold sunburst behind it is on his chest. He's smiling and winking with his right eye, while giving a "you the man!" point with his right hand and a thumbs-up with his left. It's the Buddy Christ, from Kevin Smith's "Dogma".

Will C@xer0· Apr 2

I genuinely do not have the vocabulary to express how desperately I wish these were real.

An April Fool's Day joke, showing a Pop-Tart box, set just behind a plate with two pop tarts on it. They appear to have a cheesy filling and savory, buttery icing.

The box is labled as being "Red Lobster Cheddar Bay Biscuits" flavor.

Will C@xer0· Mar 31

Top and bottom split screen picture. The top is a young woman with straight dark hair past her shoulders and bangs, wearing a yellow top. It's Aubrey Plaza as April Ludgate from "Parks and Rec". She's looking at a man seated at a desk, saying (caption reads) "I didn't think March 31st existed."

On the bottom we're looking at the man from over April's shoulder. He's wearing a long-sleeved gray polo with a square grid patter on it in lines of lighter gray. He has thick dark hair parted hard on the left and a thick dark mustache. It's Nick Offerman as Ron Swanson, and he's replying with a distressed look on his face (caption reads) "Today is March 31st."

Will C@xer0· Mar 23

Absolute savagery from the Timeline Serendipity Fates --

A screenshot of two skeets together in my timeline. The one on top is a Defector article with the headline "ICE agents deployed to nation's swamped airports to stand around and do nothing", with four pictures below it of... ICE agents at airports, standing around and doing nothing.

Below it is skeet that has a picture of Jesse Plemmons' character from Civil War. It's lampooning his "What kind of American are you?" quote with the caption "What kind of TSA PreCheck Member are you?"

Will C@xer0· Mar 21

Will C@xer0· Mar 19

Oh, G.I. Where are you when we need you, buddy.

Will C@xer0· Mar 13

I need to come up with another name for this Idiocracy-ass timeline we're living in because "Idiocracy" quite frankly does not deserve this foul slander.

A picture of the White House from the front lawn, as the backdrop to the thumbnail from an article posted on a site called Gambling News. Headline of the article is in light blue text over the green of the White House lawn, and reads as follows -- "Joe Rogan Fears Iran Might Target the UFC White House Event"

Will C@xer0· Mar 10

A graphic in the style of the backgrounds they used to put on high school pictures in the '90s. This one is goes left to right purple darkening to navy with a grid on the lower quarter, separated from a starfield background by a white neon band. Text reads "THE WHITES ARE AT IT AGAIN"

Will C@xer0· Mar 2

Okay lemme stop you right there, because first of all we ABSOLUTELY realize it, second of all it's 100% deliberate, and third "contempt" yes, but I beg you please don't forget about the disgust, revulsion, and hatred.

Quote from Washington Times editorial board

"[Radical liberals] don't realize that, when they express contempt for the man who holds the country's highest office, they reveal their contempt for the Americans who put him there."

Will C@xer0· Feb 27

Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed.

A picture of agreen field in the foreground, leading up to the bank of a wide river. In the background is a low, wide mountain, beneath a cloudy but not gloomy sky.

Will C@xer0· Feb 19