Xhumed, Cyber Tart of the Maisnie d'Hellequin

@xhumed

Enby trans, Autistic, Disabled (GBS), Depressed and Anxious, Bi, Polyam. Nesting Partner, Parent. Don't yell at me, I'm in Recovery. Rebuilding myself one day at a time. Enjoys all things Gothic, Gaming, and Geek. And Alliteration, Apparently. They/them.

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Xhumed, Cyber Tart of the Maisnie d'Hellequin@xhumed· Jul 7

I suspect more than a handful of women you know have been assaulted, they just aren't comfortable telling you. And I'd wager more destroy evidence in an attempt to move on from something traumatic than save it in hopes of prosecution, because the system is designed to make them lose hope for justice

Xhumed, Cyber Tart of the Maisnie d'Hellequin@xhumed· Jul 7

Your last saved image is your current mental state:

"Why isn't Guillermo Del Toro's brother as well known?"
Below this question is a picture of a gel human head and torso, with skull and skeleton inside, with the caption "Ballistic Gel Torso"

Xhumed, Cyber Tart of the Maisnie d'Hellequin@xhumed· Jun 25

K. Bye then, you weird mummified man.

Garak, from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Cardassian Tailor and Definitely Not A Spy, tells James Carville to "Die Mad About It" in a rainbow of Comic Sans letters.

Xhumed, Cyber Tart of the Maisnie d'Hellequin@xhumed· Jun 24

Electron microscope image of a tardigrade playing the world's smallest violin, just for Sir Keir Starmer. The prick.

Xhumed, Cyber Tart of the Maisnie d'Hellequin@xhumed· Jun 10

@chilledchaos.bsky.social Chilled doing his taxes:

Seto Kaiba asks "Is beating up the elderly a business expense?"

Xhumed, Cyber Tart of the Maisnie d'Hellequin@xhumed· Jun 6

Box art for the videogame Asterix for the Sega Master System, showing Asterix, Obelix and Dogmatix

Xhumed, Cyber Tart of the Maisnie d'Hellequin@xhumed· Jun 3

It is! Brand spanking new, got done like an hour ago. This lil guy got done 20 mins or so ago (partner and I getting matching ones to celebrate 21 years as a couple).

Tattoo of a lil bat holding a purple heart.

Xhumed, Cyber Tart of the Maisnie d'Hellequin@xhumed· Jun 3

Happy Pride Month.

A tattoo of black heart breaking with rainbow essence spilling from the cracks, with the words "Fix Your Hearts Or Die" around it.

Xhumed, Cyber Tart of the Maisnie d'Hellequin@xhumed· Jun 1

Dracula Flow guy (think Dracula, but wearing Aviator sunglasses), with a speech bubble coming out from his mouth, as if he is saying the post below.

Xhumed, Cyber Tart of the Maisnie d'Hellequin@xhumed· May 30

A (poorly) taxidermied weasel, with the caption "you have awoken the mythical cringe weasel"
Because buddy, that was a cringeworthy load of bollocks.

Xhumed, Cyber Tart of the Maisnie d'Hellequin@xhumed· May 30

Shut the fuck up.

Me, looking for who the fuck asked you. (NO ONE FUCKING ASKED YOU)
Skeletor, a muscular man with a skull for a head, looks through binoculars.

Xhumed, Cyber Tart of the Maisnie d'Hellequin@xhumed· May 30

Pov: you look submissive and archival,
As Trazyn The Infinite reaches out his hand to add you to his collection.

Xhumed, Cyber Tart of the Maisnie d'Hellequin@xhumed· May 30

Someone left this painting at the bus stop around the corner. I rather like it. I hope it makes it back to its proper owner soon, before it rains.

A painting in vibrant and lurid pinks and purples of a flower outlined in black and silver.

Xhumed, Cyber Tart of the Maisnie d'Hellequin@xhumed· May 26

"Data's After Dinner Anecdotes Are The Stuff Of Legend." Emblazoned above am image of The U.S.S Enterprise-D orbiting a blue planet.

Xhumed, Cyber Tart of the Maisnie d'Hellequin@xhumed· May 22

Still from "The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra" showing the titular skeleton saying "That Is Not My Problem. I Sleep Now."

Xhumed, Cyber Tart of the Maisnie d'Hellequin@xhumed· May 16

The Sega Master System II

Xhumed, Cyber Tart of the Maisnie d'Hellequin@xhumed· May 3

Picture depicts a field of tree-like spikes, a deliberately created hostile environment. Definitely not a place of honour.
Text reads "😳What if we kissed in the long term nuclear waste deterrent spike field😍"

Xhumed, Cyber Tart of the Maisnie d'Hellequin@xhumed· Apr 30

That portrait of Gina Rinehart she hates so much captures her essence perfectly, the evil old baggage.

Xhumed, Cyber Tart of the Maisnie d'Hellequin@xhumed· Apr 28

Just wanted to show off the cake my eldest made for me, for my birthday. It's a chocolate cherry cake, and is delicious.

A heart-shaped cake covered in chocolate buttercream icing, with 10 long silver candles and cherries atop it. The candles are aflame.

Xhumed, Cyber Tart of the Maisnie d'Hellequin@xhumed· Apr 20

Copperhead, although I would prefer a series. But a space Western with a tough redheaded woman and a giant capybara alien guy? Who wouldn't love that?

Xhumed, Cyber Tart of the Maisnie d'Hellequin@xhumed· Apr 15

Waiting for the ceremony to start.

A hand holds 3 miniature versions of the Aboriginal, Torres Strait, and Australian flags.

Xhumed, Cyber Tart of the Maisnie d'Hellequin@xhumed· Apr 9

A bisexual non-binary person wearing an black and white neoprene Puppy Hood.

Xhumed, Cyber Tart of the Maisnie d'Hellequin@xhumed· Apr 3

It changes daily, but I'm really feeling this one right now.

Xhumed, Cyber Tart of the Maisnie d'Hellequin@xhumed· Mar 21

Reminds me of these things: The Flumps.

The Flumps, some weird 70s British kids telly show. Balls of fluff with hats and noses and eyes, terrifying visages. One has a flat cap and moustache.

Xhumed, Cyber Tart of the Maisnie d'Hellequin@xhumed· Mar 21

"Why is it the greatest champions of the White Race always turn out to be the the worst examples of it? You! Where the fuck is your chin?"
Jesse Custer yells at a chinless Klansman in front of a bunch of similarly mutant-looking Klansmen, because White Supremacists are always the most fucked-up looking inbred goiters.

Xhumed, Cyber Tart of the Maisnie d'Hellequin@xhumed· Mar 18

Definitely not fighting like a dairy farmer.

This new-fangled Wikipedia gacha card game, I pulled The Secret Of Monkey Island page card, with decent stats.

Xhumed, Cyber Tart of the Maisnie d'Hellequin@xhumed· Mar 18

Wikipedia Gacha Result: 🟩[R] Ripley's Believe It or Not! 🟩[R] Jacqueline Nwando Olayiwola 🟩[R] List of awards and nominations received by David O. Russell ⬜[C] Andra 🟥[SSR] Military aid to Ukraine during the Russo-Ukrainian war wikigacha.com Source: Wikipedia (CC BY-SA 4.0) #WikipediaGacha

Xhumed, Cyber Tart of the Maisnie d'Hellequin@xhumed· Mar 18

Wikipedia Gacha Result: ⬜[C] Tasmanian Government Railways H class (1889) ⬜[C] Tribunat ⬜[C] List of foreign Ligue 1 players: V ⬜[UC] HMS Jane ATK 1039 / DEF 1191 ⬜[UC] Johor Bahru Eastern Dispersal Link Expressway wikigacha.com Source: Wikipedia (CC BY-SA 4.0) #WikipediaGacha

Xhumed, Cyber Tart of the Maisnie d'Hellequin@xhumed· Mar 4

Xhumed, Cyber Tart of the Maisnie d'Hellequin@xhumed· Feb 28