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Expected Own Goals@xowngoals· 26d

That should set things straight

Area around Citi Field in Flushing, Queens, NY showing the air quality index of nearly 220

Expected Own Goals@xowngoals· 27d

Lionel Messi will almost certainly join these six women as the only players to appear in three World Cup finals. Congrats to him for likely being the seventh!

Birgit Prinz 1995, 2003, 2007
Tobin Heath 2011 - 2019
Ali Krieger 2011 - 2019
Carli Lloyd 2011 - 2019
Alex Morgan 2011 - 2019
Megan Rapinoe 2011 - 2019
Lionel Messi??? 2014, 2022, 2026

Expected Own Goals@xowngoals· 29d

Uhhhhh FotMob, that’s not even remotely the shot that happened.

Expected Own Goals@xowngoals· Jul 12

Game state drove a flurry of San Diego Wave attack at the death, but Angel City held on for a road derby win. Score: 0 - 2 Non-penalty xG: 1.8 - 2.0 Non-penalty xG per Shot: 0.11 - 0.16 Quality Chances*: 3 - 3 Field Tilt: 78 - 22 #AngelCityFC | #SDvLA

Expected Own Goals@xowngoals· Jul 12

PAGING @johnspacemuller.com: No team has ever launched more throw-ins into the box in #NWSL history than Angel City have this year. They finally got their reward with a goal. #AngelCityFC | #LAvSD

Expected Own Goals@xowngoals· Jul 12

A heartbreaker of a (correctly) disallowed Ashley Sanchez goal for North Carolina, as the Washington Spirit finished their chances to nab all three points. Score: 0 - 2 xG: 0.9 - 1.0 xG per Shot: 0.07 - 0.13 Quality Chances*: 0 - 3 Field Tilt: 53 - 47 #NWSL | #NCvWAS

Expected Own Goals@xowngoals· Jul 11

Orlando were presented with a couple of moments on which to capitalize, and capitalize they did, winning emphatically at home against the Kansas City Current. Score: 3 - 0 xG: 1.6 - 1.6 xG per Shot: 0.14 - 0.08 Quality Chances*: 2 - 2 Field Tilt: 36 - 64 #KCBABY | #ORLvKC | #NWSL

Expected Own Goals@xowngoals· Jul 4

Now that’s what we call: a disparity in shooting efficiency!

Expected Own Goals@xowngoals· Jul 4

Outstanding work, gang

Expected Own Goals@xowngoals· Jul 4

Super happy for the Spirit and Dash that the wet bulb globe temp is five degrees below the threshold. These are ideal soccer conditions right now.

Expected Own Goals@xowngoals· Jul 3

C. Delay Procedures.
1. If the game enters a delay due to a qualifying WBGT reading, subsequent
measurements shall be taken every 15 minutes. After consulting with the Home and
Visiting Teams and the Officials, the NWSL may lengthen the period between
subsequent WBGT measurements if warranted based on current forecasts.
2. All WBGT measurements should continue to be taken from the center mark consistent
with the procedures set forth in Section A.2, unless the NWSL or the Officials
determine that good reason exists to take measurements elsewhere.
3. If the WBGT measurements continue to be equal to or greater than or 92.1°F /
33.4°C during the subsequent WBGT measurements, the game shall continue to be
delayed.
4. If the WBGT measurement is less than 92.1°F / 33.4°C, the warmups may start.
The appropriate length of warmups shall be determined by the Officials after
consultation with both Teams and the NWSL.
5. The NWSL may (after consultation with both Teams and the Officials), in its
discretion and consistent with Section 14 of this Manual, have the authority to
postpone, suspend, or abandon a game if it deems it appropriate based on the
duration of the delay and current WBGT forecasts.

...EXTREME HEAT WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT UNTIL 9 PM EDT THIS EVENING... ..EXTREME HEAT WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT FROM 10 AM TO 9 PM EDT SATURDAY..
* WHAT...Dangerously hot conditions each afternoon with heat index values between 110 to 115 expected
* WHERE... Washinaton DC, and portions of central, north central, northeast. northern, and southerr Maryland, and central, northern, and northwest Virginia.
* WHEN...For the first Extreme Heat Warning, until 9 PM EDT this evening. For the second Extreme Heat Warning, from 10 AM to 9 PM EDT Saturday
* IMPACTS...Heat related illnesses increase significantly during extreme heat and high humidity events.
* ADDITIONAL DETAILS...Early morning low temperatures in the 70s and 80s combined with oppressive humidity will result in little to no overnight relief. Prolonged excessive heat may impact power, water, and transportation systems Heat index values around 100 are possible again Sunday afternoon.

Expected Own Goals@xowngoals· Jul 3

d. Fourth Measurement.
i. Timing: Immediately at the end of the first half.
ii. Location: Midfield at the Fourth Official’s table. If the position for the
WBGT device is in the shade and the center mark is in the sun a fifth
measurement must be taken (see below).
iii. Actions: 1. If the measurement is greater than or equal to 92.1°F / 33.4°C, the
Heat Policy Contact shall report the reading to the NWSL
Representative immediately upon the recording, and the game
shall officially enter a delay.

Expected Own Goals@xowngoals· Jul 3

c. Third Measurement.
i. Timing: Immediately after pre-match warm-ups conclude.
ii. Location: Center mark.
iii. Actions:
1. If the measurement is greater than or equal to 92.1°F / 33.4°C, the
Heat Policy Contact shall report the reading to the NWSL
Representative immediately upon the recording, and the game
shall officially enter a delay

Washington DC
Friday July 3
7pm
Sunny
97 degrees Fahrenheight
Feels like 106 degrees
Humidity 42%
Wind 8 miles per hour

Expected Own Goals@xowngoals· Jul 3

Just posting this thread for no apparent reason at all and it's definitely not about the #NWSL or the Washington Spirit this evening 🙃

b. Second Measurement.
i. Timing: 45 minutes before game start.
ii. Location: Center mark.
iii. Actions:
1. If the measurement is greater than or equal to 92.1°F / 33.4°C, the
Heat Policy Contact shall report the reading to the NWSL
Representative immediately upon the recording, and the game
shall officially enter a delay.

Washington DC
Friday July 3
7pm
Sunny
100 degrees Fahrenheight
Feels like 110 degrees
Humidity 39%
Wind 9 miles per hour

Expected Own Goals@xowngoals· Jun 30

You know who won’t be at the Women’s World Cup in Brazil…

Expected Own Goals@xowngoals· Jun 26

Gotham didn't want to play it in February when it was initially scheduled

The initial schedule footprint called for the Challenge Cup to be held Feb. 21 at the home stadium of the champion. Gotham balked, citing their trip to London later this month to participate in the inaugural FIFA Women’s Champions Cup. Their placement match is Feb. 1, which would have allowed three weeks to prepare for the Challenge Cup.

After some initial discussion about replacing Gotham in the game, the decision was made to switch the date.

Expected Own Goals@xowngoals· Jun 22

Folks, it's not hard.

An image from ESPN's Twitter account containing a photo of Lionel Messi with the text "All-time leading scorer in men's World Cup history"

Expected Own Goals@xowngoals· Jun 22

Expected Own Goals@xowngoals· Jun 19

SO PROUD

Expected Own Goals@xowngoals· Jun 10

(in case you benefit from a visual aid)

Expected Own Goals@xowngoals· Jun 10

The Ref, right now #uswnt

Expected Own Goals@xowngoals· Jun 10

That was definitely a first half of soccer, as the #USWNT and Brazil battle at the Castelão. 45+ more minutes to go. Score: 0 - 0 "Sweet Spot" Shots*: 0 - 1 Shots in the Box: 0 - 5 Touches in the Box: 2 - 10 Field Tilt: 52 - 48

Expected Own Goals@xowngoals· Jun 6

The #USWNT reasserted themselves in the second half but couldn't crack Brazil's code, dropping the result in São Paulo. The sides go again in Fortaleza on Tuesday. Score: 2 - 1 "Sweet Spot" Shots*: 3 - 3 Shots in the Box: 8 - 8 Touches in the Box: 25 - 30 Field Tilt: 35 - 65

Expected Own Goals@xowngoals· Jun 6

The #USWNT unable to manage Brazil's physicality and the energy of the crowd (and really miss Sam Coffey). They now have to hole to dig themselves out of in São Paolo. Score: 2 - 1 "Sweet Spot" Shots*: 3 - 0 Shots in the Box: 6 - 1 Touches in the Box: 19 - 4 Field Tilt: 45 - 55

Expected Own Goals@xowngoals· Jun 6

Mandy McGlynn passing in the first half #USWNT

Expected Own Goals@xowngoals· Jun 2

lol not lookin' good for ol' Mando

Film Opening Domestic Per-Theater avg (infl-adj) ($k) 2nd-wknd Domestic B.O. % drop (holiday-adj)
Empire Strikes Back 202 n/a
A New Hope 157 n/a
Return of the Jedi 76 n/a
Phantom Menace 70 -20.9
Force Awakens 82 -39.8
Attack of the Clones 64 -45.6
Rogue One 50 -53.5
Revenge of the Sith 73 -55.8
Rise of Skywalker 51 -59.2
Solo 30 -62
Last Jedi 68 -66.2
Mandalorian & Grogu 23 -66.8

Expected Own Goals@xowngoals· Jun 1

Angel City have conceded half of their goals allowed after the 75th minute, and it cost them at home against the North Carolina Courage. Score: 1 - 2 xG: 1.6 - 1.2 xG per Shot: 0.09 - 0.12 Quality Chances*: 3 - 3 Touches in the Box: 37 - 17 Field Tilt: 50 - 50 #AngelCityFC | #LAvNC | #NWSL

Expected Own Goals@xowngoals· Jun 1

It’s a Family Affair

Expected Own Goals@xowngoals· May 31

Silly but also cruel.

Expected Own Goals@xowngoals· May 31

Wonder what Martin Sjögren said at halftime…