Jeremy, MA, MFA

@xstntllyspkng

writer / reader / he/him/his / cat dad (Penelope S. Lemieux) / (backup account)

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Jeremy, MA, MFA@xstntllyspkng· Jun 27

Dear Dem establishment: Turn left.

Image of a traffic sign that says, "Left Lane Must Turn Left" at the intersection of W Burnside and SW 10th Ave in Portland, Oregon. Powell's The City of Books is in the background.

Jeremy, MA, MFA@xstntllyspkng· Mar 25

Got a new office assistant today 😬

A plastic crab holding a Mirado Black Warrior pencil over its head.

Jeremy, MA, MFA@xstntllyspkng· Feb 26

My main account, @scribalpractices.bsky.social, is still suspended. None of these listed reasons is true. @moderation.bsky.app is flat-out lying to suppress 🍉 voices. My only "violation" was sharing those voices.

Screenshot of an email that reads, "Hi, We've reviewed activitv on vour account @scribalpractices.bsky.social and found it violates Bluesky's Communitv Guidelines on Trust and Transparencv. We keep our platform trustworthy by prohibiting deceptive and manipulative practices.
For example:
• Do not send spam or repeatedly post content in ways that disrupt normal conversations or service use.
• Do not create. share, or promote financial scams, phishing attempts, or fraudulent fundraising.
• Do not artificially manipulate features or social signals to gain unearned reach or mislead users, including engagement metrics, follower counts, or other measures of community interest
• Do not post undisclosed commercial content, sponsored material, or advertising without clearly identifying its commercial nature to other users
Your activity was classified as a Critical Violation - behavior that is illegal, poses imminent harm, or accounts dedicated to violating our guidelines. These violations result in immediate and permanent account removal. You will no longer be able to access this account.
If you believe this action was taken in error, you can appeal within 14 days using our in-app appeal tool. Please include context about why you believe this decision was incorrect.
Bluesky Moderation Team."

Jeremy, MA, MFA@xstntllyspkng· Feb 24

They are alarmingly large in Animal Crossing...

Image of someone's Animal Crossing character having caught a spider crab.

Jeremy, MA, MFA@xstntllyspkng· May 27

I think the universe is telling me something…