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Woodchuck (@xxxlwoodchuck) · DIRTY

Woodchuck

@xxxlwoodchuck

I block for prurient thrills. He/Him

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Woodchuck@xxxlwoodchuck· 28d

Makes me want raise my hands in the air like I just don't care!

The ragged, beaten corpse of the facist dictator mussalini strung upside down at a gas station next to his misstress. The picture has been turned up side down to give the impression that they are raising their hands.

Woodchuck@xxxlwoodchuck· May 24

Careful, wizards are known to study and adapt.

A promo still for the game Tactical Breach Wizards. It pictures a wizard and a witch, both in tactical gear and pointy wizard/witch hats inscribed with magic symbols. The wizard is armed with a hybred magic staff/machine gun.

Woodchuck@xxxlwoodchuck· May 12

Where they being housed at the bottom of a beer bottle?

fbi director kadh patel, just chugging down beer by the bottle. The damn thing is fully inverted, and he's drinking like a hungry baby sucking a bottle dry.

Woodchuck@xxxlwoodchuck· Mar 14

Invest in quick-sorb.

A bucket of quick-sorb. A clay based indusrial absorbent.

Woodchuck@xxxlwoodchuck· Mar 5

Seperated at birth?

A panic pete stress toy. With bulging eyes ears, and no chin, the reseblence to andrew tate is startling.

Woodchuck@xxxlwoodchuck· Feb 20

Hawkeye from Avengers (2019) saying:
Don't. Don't give me hope.

Woodchuck@xxxlwoodchuck· Jan 3

A US soldier berating a child after he killed their family.

'Hey, don't blame me kid! Blame those politicians in Wadhington who sent me here! I'm the good guy. Really.

I just joined to get money to go to college.'

Woodchuck@xxxlwoodchuck· Jan 1

A picture of New Year's Steve. He is wearing a red hood, a fake muscle shirt, and a shash that just reads 'Steve'

He is smiling too much.

Woodchuck@xxxlwoodchuck· Dec 19

My two cents:

Woodchuck@xxxlwoodchuck· Dec 19

Police Chief Wiggum from the TV serise The Simpsons talking into a radio:

This is papa bear, put out an A.P.B. for a male suspect driving... a car of some sort.

Heading in the direction of, uh... you know, the place that sells chili.

Suspect is hatless, repeat hatless.

Woodchuck@xxxlwoodchuck· Dec 3

Picture of an Ouija board.

Woodchuck@xxxlwoodchuck· Dec 3

Women are hunting me, intending to turn me into some sort of sexy livestock? O-oh. I mean, Oh NOooooooo.

Woodchuck@xxxlwoodchuck· Nov 3

A picture of the Babalon 5 tv show charater Vir. He is smiling, and giving a little wave to something just off camera.

Oh, what could it be...

Woodchuck@xxxlwoodchuck· Oct 31

A satirical PSA warning of c4 explosive and 1/8 inch steel balls set in resin being hidden inside Halloween candy.

Woodchuck@xxxlwoodchuck· Oct 24

Inside you there are two wolves...

A chart explaining how the latin word 'fascis' split into the words 'fascism' and 'fajita'

Woodchuck@xxxlwoodchuck· Oct 21

So, Futurama predicted this?

Professor Farnsworth from the TV show Futurama, holding a black 'pill' larger than his fist.

He says 'Good news! It's a suppository!'

Woodchuck@xxxlwoodchuck· Apr 26

A screen from Fallout 4 videogame. It's alerting the player that 'Everyone disliked that.'

Woodchuck@xxxlwoodchuck· Feb 27

akevin Bacon in the classic horror movie 'Tremors' (released 1990)

As the monster falls to it's gory death, Kevin Bacon mock it's imminent death by shouting:

'Can you fly, you sucker? Can you fly!?'

Woodchuck@xxxlwoodchuck· Feb 2

I have the home game.

Woodchuck@xxxlwoodchuck· Jan 23

Myster Science Teater 3000 Episode Season 9, Episode 4 'Werewolf'
A scientist says 'A whurwilf?'

Woodchuck@xxxlwoodchuck· Jan 22

4 panel cartoon.
1st panel: A single hand of a drowning person labled 'MAGA realization setting in.
2nd panel: A second hand reaches toward the desperate hand of the downing, this hand is labeled 'Sane People'
3rd panel: A mighty high five is delivered with the phrase 'You voted for this'
4th panel: The hand of the drowning slips under the water.

Woodchuck@xxxlwoodchuck· Dec 28

You inspired an item discription in a ttrpg I'm running.

Image of an in-game description of a pistol.
'Semi-Auto pistol, Paragon. 'Five World Wars!'
A fully modernized version of the old Earth pattern of 1911 ACP small arm.
Marked 'Property of the Confederated Republic Army'

Followed by the weapons stats.

Woodchuck@xxxlwoodchuck· Dec 25

It's close.

A robot bear carring a smiling woman. She is safe and cared for in his robotic paws.

Woodchuck@xxxlwoodchuck· Dec 4

'...I’m in Texas and not trained in gun shooting...' An obvious lie!

Hercule Poirot is suspicious

Woodchuck@xxxlwoodchuck· Nov 18

@paperbackparadise.bsky.social has several books on the subject.

A novel, set amoung stones and leaves. The cover reads: Jeff had time-traveled right into Jolie's heart, but to broke everytime he would say 'Be right back, babe <Title drop> I just gotta stop by the goblin sex dungeon <Small text> Then he disappears for about two weeks.

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