Yaks 🐃🍜 🔜 CMtB (@yaks) · DIRTY

Yaks 🐃🍜 🔜 CMtB

@yaks

Big gay yeen from YWG. He/him - 30 🔞 - Minors DNI and blocked on sight. I don't want to know you. ❤️@briefthief.bsky.social 🔞 Owner of Protogen Vice

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Yaks 🐃🍜 🔜 CMtB@yaks· 25d

But that reminds me. It is Friday. #FCF. And I am at fur eh. Wow.

Yaks 🐃🍜 🔜 CMtB@yaks· Jul 13

CW: watersports Axell's taking too long in the bathroom so... Enjoy.

Yaks 🐃🍜 🔜 CMtB@yaks· Jul 11

Yaks 🐃🍜 🔜 CMtB@yaks· Jul 11

I don't know how I'm supposed to survive until next week

Yaks 🐃🍜 🔜 CMtB@yaks· Jul 4

Mrrruff grumble grumble.

Yaks 🐃🍜 🔜 CMtB@yaks· Jun 3

Maybe I need new pyjamas

A photo taken between my legs. Through a rip in the crotch, you can see the head of my penis and some of my balls poking out.

Yaks 🐃🍜 🔜 CMtB@yaks· Jun 3

Cut or Uncut? Quote this pic with yours 👀 #cut

Yaks 🐃🍜 🔜 CMtB@yaks· Jun 1

Oh, what a relief

Yaks 🐃🍜 🔜 CMtB@yaks· May 31

Incredible thrift shop pull. 25 bucks, less than 3000 pages on the roller, still had the protective film on it.

Yaks 🐃🍜 🔜 CMtB@yaks· May 27

All these dang cobwebs in this place I swear...

A string of pre-cum being stretched between the tip of my penis to my thumb

Yaks 🐃🍜 🔜 CMtB@yaks· May 14

Us.

Yaks 🐃🍜 🔜 CMtB@yaks· May 11

Starting a thread of bumper sticker concepts. #1. Taylor Swift denyer (Please excuse me, I don't have Photoshop anymore and am trying to learn alternatives)

Yaks 🐃🍜 🔜 CMtB@yaks· May 10

Seriously, it's important that I know

A very low quality distorted image macro that says
"They might be giants? Well can you fucking check?"

Yaks 🐃🍜 🔜 CMtB@yaks· Apr 26

Woah there was hella vodka in that Slurpee. Makes me wanna...

Yaks 🐃🍜 🔜 CMtB@yaks· Apr 26

Can I come over and do this?

Yaks 🐃🍜 🔜 CMtB@yaks· Apr 17

Well I guess it is #fcf after all. This time the C stands for cum.

Yaks 🐃🍜 🔜 CMtB@yaks· Apr 13

I'm sitting here with the engine off and my range estimate has gone down by 3km... What?

Yaks 🐃🍜 🔜 CMtB@yaks· Apr 13

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Yaks 🐃🍜 🔜 CMtB@yaks· Apr 12

If you see this post an image you saved because it made you laugh

Yaks 🐃🍜 🔜 CMtB@yaks· Apr 12

Woah. I haven't seen him come out to play so early in a while

Yaks 🐃🍜 🔜 CMtB@yaks· Apr 9

Heh. Guess I'm craving uncut cock flavours tonight

A charcuterie board made up of "funky" tasting foods. Baguette with marmite, Camembert with the rind, and a tangy dill pickle.

Yaks 🐃🍜 🔜 CMtB@yaks· Apr 8

Woah y'all are sleepin' on split peas. They taste not very good but the texture is also bad.

Yaks 🐃🍜 🔜 CMtB@yaks· Apr 2

Only the best for my guests

Yaks 🐃🍜 🔜 CMtB@yaks· Mar 28

How about a scar from below?

Yaks 🐃🍜 🔜 CMtB@yaks· Mar 23

Oh so they want me to finally do it, huh?

Yaks 🐃🍜 🔜 CMtB@yaks· Mar 23

The fuck is this copaganda bullshit?

Yaks 🐃🍜 🔜 CMtB@yaks· Mar 21

Explaining a law office to an American "Okay, imagine a Burgess"

Yaks 🐃🍜 🔜 CMtB@yaks· Mar 21

Chicago typeface spotted

Yaks 🐃🍜 🔜 CMtB@yaks· Mar 20

A Facebook style minion meme that says
"Okay so you're 18 years old, you have a laptop, iPad, Facebook, and iPhone... Dude, when I was 18 I only had 1 thing to play with... It was called my uncle's fat cock"

The text has clearly been edited so the age is 18 as well as the line "my uncle's fat cock"

Yaks 🐃🍜 🔜 CMtB@yaks· Mar 16

**mmmrow**