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Yells Incoherently

@yellsonpolitics

Campaigning for the union of France and GB, and the redefinition of the inch to 25.6mm

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Yells Incoherently@yellsonpolitics· 22d

Y'all think I'm joking

Yells Incoherently@yellsonpolitics· Jul 18

Andy Burnham to announce plans for new North Sea oil and gas drilling

It's Helle Thorning-Schmidt asking her husband why he is doing this now

Yells Incoherently@yellsonpolitics· Jul 4

the bugs bunny meme: "I wish all americans a very happy last day of having all ten fingers"

Yells Incoherently@yellsonpolitics· Jun 28

consider

It's the lyrics to Oh Canada set to the tune of Flower of Scotland with only a little of shoehorning to make it all fit.

Yells Incoherently@yellsonpolitics· Jun 28

the "to me that's cinema" meme but it says "to me, that's theology"

Yells Incoherently@yellsonpolitics· Jun 23

Well, more a car park than a road.

John Knox's grave, looking suspiciously like a cut price council road repair

Yells Incoherently@yellsonpolitics· Jun 20

HAHAHAHA

a very bad scamming attempt

Yells Incoherently@yellsonpolitics· Jun 13

some smashing timeline serendipity

the technology connections guy with a speech bubble that is reading out the tweet below which is a link to an article saying "should you buy a robot vacuum before Prime Day", tweeted by an account that specialises in headlines to which the answer is no

Yells Incoherently@yellsonpolitics· Jun 7

one of my favourites

a frustrated editor on the bagpipe article has gone all-caps and written "STRONGLY RECOMMEND NO MORE THAN THREE EXAMPLES TO BE PLACED IN THIS PARAGRAPH, PARTICULARLY AS THERE IS A LINK TO A COMPREHENSIVE LIST. IF ADDING ONE, PLEASE THINK CAREFULLY ABOUT WHY IT IS A BETTER EXAMPLE THAN WHAT YOU ARE REMOVING. TA."

Yells Incoherently@yellsonpolitics· Jun 6

what in the 2026

an insane message from a website that reads "Looks like you’ve opened another tab from this website. Using multiple tabs is not allowed. Please close this tab and navigate back to your original tab to continue. "

Yells Incoherently@yellsonpolitics· May 18

which one of you perverts

a screenshot of the retweeted tweet, with the statistic "1 save" highlighted, suggesting someone intends to try making this abominaton

Yells Incoherently@yellsonpolitics· May 18

the kombucha lady meme going Shera/also Shera

Yells Incoherently@yellsonpolitics· May 15

Well, it's simple really, you spend months sanding a tenth of a millimetre off various bits of wood, and some time later you'll have a blatantly unfinished violin

a blatantly unfinished violin

Yells Incoherently@yellsonpolitics· May 12

Well

A humorous juxtaposition of tweets. Shera expresses doubt about the Chuka story while Tom Philips observes that the shitposts are becoming all too real

Yells Incoherently@yellsonpolitics· May 10

a world weary cat composed primarily of floof rests his head dejectedly as he considers how he is mistreated by this cruel world. alas.

Yells Incoherently@yellsonpolitics· May 9

I think I shall not

a screenshot of an email from a gmail address inviting me to complete Revolut account verification

Yells Incoherently@yellsonpolitics· Apr 22

winning

A screenshot showing that @why.bsky.team is blocking me. lol.

Yells Incoherently@yellsonpolitics· Apr 19

of course

the xkcd 'average familiarity' comic

Yells Incoherently@yellsonpolitics· Apr 15

POV: you got yourself retweeted by @oldenoughtosay.com

a screenshot showing 299 unread notifications. It may or may not have been doctored for comic effect

Yells Incoherently@yellsonpolitics· Apr 12

Hear me out:

A French violin clef, with the G symbol on the bottom line, making the bass and treble clefs the SAME NOTES

Yells Incoherently@yellsonpolitics· Apr 7

What we can learn from this pic is that the Earth is really bad at playing hide and seek, which is bad news for all of us if the aliens do turn out to be hostile

A NASA pic of the earth hiding badly behind the moon

Yells Incoherently@yellsonpolitics· Apr 4

Could an AI do this?

A Hebridean village house numbering plan, which appears to have been drawn up by a postie on acid

Yells Incoherently@yellsonpolitics· Mar 24

Yells Incoherently@yellsonpolitics· Mar 22

NO MORE

You survived 67 of 100 jumps 😠

Yells Incoherently@yellsonpolitics· Mar 14

*bursts in sweating* can this be a solution?

the straits of Hormuz from that stupid "can this be a solution" tweet, but there's just wind farms everywhere

Yells Incoherently@yellsonpolitics· Mar 12

but if felix is wrong then felix is right??

Yells Incoherently@yellsonpolitics· Mar 11

oh

An FT headline saying "Amazon holds engineering meeting after spate of outages linked to AI"

Yells Incoherently@yellsonpolitics· Mar 7

incredible work

$a screenshot of https://youraislopbores.me/ the "ai" has drawn what I believe to be a solid attempt at a line art version of a Julia fractal$

Yells Incoherently@yellsonpolitics· Mar 6

the no capes meme saying "no referendums"

Yells Incoherently@yellsonpolitics· Mar 6

why are you all banging on about lanyards

The famous image of "Balustrade Lanyard" storming the balcony of the Glasgow City Chambers