If you look up the word 'Hubris' in the dictionary, it's just a picture of this delusional cockgoblin.

Who said Ireland aren't in the semi-finals? 😁

Hand of God though Small boys Jumpers for goalposts Isn't it Lovely Messi though Silky skills Finds the pocket Marvellous

The Hanging Baskets of Babylon... Look at this! I'm keeping things alive. I deserve a 12' foot tall, golden statue. On a shitty golf course in MAGA 'Murica.

U.S.A. enters the game... 50 worst Dictators. Paedophile Dictators.

“I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of peace"

Shout out to Nine Elms, Wandsworth. ✊

Apparently, the best team in West London. 5th in the Premier League! 🤘

And you could have it all My empire of dirt I will let you down I will make you hurt ~Trent Reznor (1994)

Hope they hank you from a lamppost.

Not great when the beer you're drinking has a 'heritage year' on it... And it's the year you were fucking born! 🍺

Sláinte! 🍺

Friday!

🎶 Her name was Lola, She caught Ebola 🎶

me looking at the year ahead

Irrelevant now. They all died years ago. #HappySaturday

How's the divorce going man?

Hello Friday my old friend...

Does anyone remember Twitter?

FA Cup!!! Woo Hoo! Get in there! 👊🔥

Yep! 🐾

Gary Busey in sausages!