Spag 🙃@yesmissmurphy· 28d I saw someone post this video on Instagram and I just had to see what other unhinged shit they were doing. Turns out it’s a lot
Spag 🙃@yesmissmurphy· 28d Two days of not telling her she’s a pretty girl and she’s grown blades
Spag 🙃@yesmissmurphy· 28d I’m convinced the large hadron collider fucked shit up in 2012 and we’re all in actual hell now
Spag 🙃@yesmissmurphy· 28d Oh also my boss was signed off with illness and stress two weeks before I joined (they did not tell me) and they will not be back until end of July
Spag 🙃@yesmissmurphy· 28d I cannot wait for this week to be over. New job is a lot.
Spag 🙃@yesmissmurphy· Jul 12 The USA is 5th most hated country on the world stage.
Should be #2. North Korea have never inflated my mortgage rates.
Spag 🙃@yesmissmurphy· Jul 12 The bayeux tapestry arrived on England’s shores the other day. So.
Spag 🙃@yesmissmurphy· Jul 11 DEAD OR ALIVE, YOU’RE COMING WITH ME
Spag 🙃@yesmissmurphy· Jul 11 At what point do you stop celebrating a heavenly birthday?
Just saw “she would have been 115 today” on Facebook
Spag 🙃@yesmissmurphy· Jul 11 Absolutely exquisite memes.
Spag 🙃@yesmissmurphy· Jul 11 My relationship with Haaland
Spag 🙃@yesmissmurphy· Jul 10 It’s what she would have wanted
Spag 🙃@yesmissmurphy· Jul 10 Also just posting this up again.
Spag 🙃@yesmissmurphy· Jul 10 She’s like “how about now?” And the weather is like
Spag 🙃@yesmissmurphy· Jul 10 It’s such a cool time of year to knock about on my street because it’s a good through-road for the rich and famous to get to Wimbles.
Trying to think of a good scam for them.
Maybe I’ll barricade the road and ask for a “Wimbledon overflow toll”
Spag 🙃@yesmissmurphy· Jul 10 Made a sheet to keep track of the odds
Spag 🙃@yesmissmurphy· Jul 10 My walk on song is going to be Das Ubermensch from Operation Mincemeat.
They will never make anyone do this ever again.
Spag 🙃@yesmissmurphy· Jul 10 New job’s going well but I’ve got 4 handover docs and they are all around 26 pages long.
Spag 🙃@yesmissmurphy· Jul 10 Taking that long, long escalator to the big man downstairs. Bitch, bye.
Spag 🙃@yesmissmurphy· Jul 10 Ann Widdecombe’s carked it!
Spag 🙃@yesmissmurphy· Jul 10 Imagine a sleepover with Haaland and your duvet and journal and nail stickers 😭 still up for that btw
Spag 🙃@yesmissmurphy· Jul 9 They want me to put a picture on slack
Spag 🙃@yesmissmurphy· Jul 9 Didn’t go the way you wanted it, did it fuckface
