computer, don't forget to remember

looked good on my framework 16 webcam for the first time ever

case in point

when Charles Chakita wants me to wake up for his morning kibble scoop he will politely tap me with his paw 3-4 times, and then slowly but seriously stab me with one single claw

I did find this tho

four minutes until the movie starts. never forget

this guy thought he was going to fight me for dominance over the domicile. now he's getting snuggled like a teddy bear

who called it a cock cage and not a...

i'm turgid

happy u know what day to those who celebrate

this is what the tank top looks like on a DILF

angels do exist...

with a background for the haters

according to my toilet crown, I'm a birthday boy

couldn't be me. I got a reacher claw

he will not let me put him down

this is what you're missing when you don't watch my twitch streams (sound on, you'll laugh)

heh heh, the ton of fucking (the other spike was from chasing a toddler trying to run into the street) (why is there always a parenthetical?)

I had such a good night's sleep last night! (after a ton of fucking)

when I do it it looks like the government is holding my family hostage and is threatening to hurt them if I do not cooperate

the 3 beverages of legend + Starscream pansexual representation

he is helping me implement row level security on a postgresql database

I thought this L shirt was HUGE when I took it out of the package, but it's a normal sized L shirt. the print is huge.

my favorite valentine's meme

the last 2 weeks have been especially egregious with random, unrelated websites not working. is AI actually going to free us from the internet? by just sucking so bad that the internet quits working?