Everybody say hi to ander dingus right now say hi ander dingus

Im scared

Ok so i may have been a little thirsty I suppose...

Ok so I was trying to make a post-workout shake and thought it would be only 32 Oz but now its over 64 and I dont wanna waste it so I gotta drink it all and im kinda bricked up...

Post Canofbliss show belly pic feels required...

Why am I getting maternal over this fabric...

I bring her home and the first leaf she pops out is entirely pink like oh so your trying to kys already 😭

This just in: evil round cat shook off by the freshly cleaned windows and is now paying for his crimes ☀️ Amazing YCH from 🎨 @lomlynx.bsky.social tysm!

Portland i am in your city and you are beautiful wow

I love this city so much😭

My life has forever been changed today holy shit I literally dont think anything will ever top today I finally saw the creature

Holy shit the earth is so so magical 😸

A tragedy has struck 😞

My first monstera yipeee :3

Im being targeted...

New propigation station (*^ω^)

Eating a bacon egg and cheese in 47⁰ sunny weather we are so so back

Shit from a butt considering 2028 presidential poop only after 2026 fart

Look at this fat lazy unemployed freak. Everybody point and laugh now 🫵

Tacobell so called "meal for 4" (🙄) and wicked

I HAVE BEEN RIGBY-IFIED I LOVE HIM SOOO MUCH AHHH TY 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 @stink.gay

Shoutout FTC imma get a cool tatoo or sum shit with this :3

Recaulking/sealing the shower and my roommate keeps teasing me saying I look like a "fat plumber"... 🫢 #gainer #belly #fat

Plus a lil sitting down video 👉👈 #gainer #belly

I don't think this button up qute fits like it used too... 😵‍💫 #gainer #belly

Not to post tummy and then plants immediately but I wanna share a few of my Lil guys 👉👈 #plants #myliteralchildren