valerie 🦋
@youngsheldon
mayor-in-exile of tempe, arizona
Billy, this is Zac Gallen. Three years ago he was the starting pitcher in the All-Star Game, finished third in NL Cy Young voting, and led his team to the World Series. His only defect is that now he’s the worst pitcher in baseball
rolling up to the ballpark decked out in rainbow flag gear to watch Landen Roupp give up six earned runs and get chased in the 3rd on the last day of pride month
i’m still angry at Torey Lovullo for the way he managed the pen yesterday so i’m using my Dbacks collectible nachos bucket as a compost bin tonight
come through for maxfun meetup day in beautiful phoenix, arizona @maximumfun.org
cleaning up the kitchen and having a glass of red while my baseball team shits the bed
just walked a guy on four pitches to load the bases. but that’s okay, i’ll get the next guy. now to hang a slider dead center and take a big sip of my coffee
phillies batter just challenged a called strike three that came in right around here and jon miller said “that should be strike one against him his next time up!”
we have Josie. we have Peg. we have Jive Miguel, who’s in from Bogotá. we have Doctor Wu. we have Lady Bayside. we have Chino and Daddy Gee. we have all these characters
started the matrix with my sister while she was in the middle of a hades run and when we got to this shot she turned her switch off, put it down and leaned forward in her seat. and she’s been locked the fuck in ever since