Midwives and maternity nurses talk about these things the same way everyone warns Frodo about the irresistible lure of the One Ring.

Hi from the Perinatal Mental Health Unit. I'm doing really good and my son is having the time of his life here. He's made lots of baby friends and he has a favorite nurse who dead ass looks exactly like Kylie Jenner. Tonight we got passionfruit cheesecake for dessert and they doubled my diazepam!

Yes, I heard the great news about the New Vegas remaster. This is pretty much all that I have to say about it, unfortunately. It's a shame, because this should have been an overwhelmingly joyous time for me. The industry has tarnished this. It tastes bitter.

How many times is this guy gonna add me to a list? Jesus dude, just buy me dinner. Tell me aboht your dreams of running away with me to start a pastoral life together.

Me in the inpatient perinatal mental health unit, drugged up to my eyeballs on valium, daydreaming about another day of being drugged up to my eyeballs on valium.

That's not a "few days. "

I'm so tired that I have to wear my glasses all the time again (like im meant to) because my eyes are so strained and I look like a lady with a quiet and high pitched voice who runs a run down book store that holds some kind of forbidden magica book in the back or some shit

I know its cheesy but fuck me i needed this nice comment today, even if it is on a fucking Fallout fanfiction lmao

Oh ok

They knocked down the Kath & Kim house and replaced it with this box monstrosity. It should have been heritage listed for cultural significance. Property developers are actually scum bags.

The noises my 8 week old son make are literally better than fentanyl. I am speaking from experience. No other possible comparison. Having a baby has altered my brain in ways unimaginable.

Late to responding to this before he could turn the comments on because I was distracted by my non Linux based family that I have, but being called a paid Microsoft shill is a new one for me. God, PLEASE make me a paid Microsoft shill, rent is expensive.

Bonding with my son over some Sopranos

When you've been writing a novel on and off for a few years and then you start reading The Testaments after watching the show because you heard the books are quite different and realise you've just been writing the Testaments but without the religious fascism parts.

We have survived the first month. I am genuinely so chuffed. I have no idea how single mothers do this, they are legitimate super humans.

Currently so desperate to get my infant son to settle that ive resorted to playing the ASMR version of shrek on the TV because he loves asmr but regular white noise doesn't do it for him like a normal baby because I took Tylenol while pregnant, I assume

My son's burping bib makes him look like a benedictine monk OR a little Japanese RPG guy about to go on an adventure

Happy mother's day to those who celebrate it.

"Define a woman" ok. It's thinking about this dress every damned day.

Yeah, this rules.

Baby is allergic to wother lactose or cow milk protein or something. Cool.

Our little cowboy, baby Cash was born 27th of April, 2026, at 5.34pm. He came into the world after a failed epidural and 30 mins of pushing to Orange Colored Sky, and is healthy and perfect and immediately pooped all over his mother.

One for the road.

Ahahhahahahahahahahahaaahhhahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahaha

This is genuinely so fucking funny

im fucking crying hes so fucking bullied ahahahahah

Ladies and gentlemen: him.

Packing my toiletries bag for when my baby arrives and there is a THEME

I feel like we're sitting on a potential goldmine here when it comes to gackt content that we've somehow forgotten

Knowing im gonna be freshly postpartum during Eurovision this year and it'll be the year I need Eurovision the most but remembering winning the birthplace lottery doesn't make me any more entitled to a safe birth than a Palestinian woman so basically fuck Eurovision