when she finally hits me with the oil can

i once lived on Lower Beaver Road in Des Moines, IA

i love being stoned on my dad’s farm during nautical twilight

oh shit the lady destroying CBS has her own beer

the opposite-side high tide is breaking my stoned brain

watching educational science videos from the 1930s while stoned. the last video was called “If We Lived on the Moon” (produced by the same company), and you know i love moon and space shit

i’ll make more noise in the future about this calendar i’m developing, but i feel obligated to mention that today is 67-6-7 Day in it 🤣

my brother and i are 5 days into planting season on my dad’s farm

i think about this whenever i see the old flag flying now

Michael Cera voiced a character in Rolie Polie Olie

the folks on the boat at Integrity’s door #Artemis

i’m so stoked for a moonbase, that’s going to be so fucking cool en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artemis...

Cal stayed where this irl asshole stayed

all right, you have my attention, rose

me, with snoop vision, watching this movie

alright here we go

me after a long day at the long day factory

new cryptid just dropped

hey @dfl.org, you should do this. (screengrab from @mattmcneilshow.bsky.social yesterday, edited down for time.) @am950radio.bsky.social

James Kimmel dealing with this administration

i saw it earlier this month! super great show, hell of a vibe shift in the second act

wow so the MRI for my fractured thumb bone cost $833 and my supposed good insurance only covered $282 of it

i love my state

happy statehood day, Minnesota 🫡 now, more than ever, i'm proud to call this place my home 💙🩵

today is one of those days where i think i wouldn't make the best (or most easily marketable/campaignable) politician if i actually ran for something. cuz as an ex-catholic atheist with religious trauma, my gut reaction to pope francis dying is to seek out shitposts and memes about it 🤪

i've just sucked one hour of your life away