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Rip Van Cremastericle (@yourpaljohn) · DIRTY

Rip Van Cremastericle

@yourpaljohn

Fought for Rax in the roast beef wars.

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Rip Van Cremastericle@yourpaljohn· 29d

trader joes mini cones are pretty good

Rip Van Cremastericle@yourpaljohn· 29d

short sword for hara kiri

Rip Van Cremastericle@yourpaljohn· Jul 12

Lol

Geoffrey Bourne was also a professor, and vice chancellor of St. George's University School of Medicine in Grenada.

Rip Van Cremastericle@yourpaljohn· Jul 9

Gandhi II from UHF

Rip Van Cremastericle@yourpaljohn· Jul 9

You guys will never believe what Mitch McConnell just did to me.

Dan Akroyd bustin' while getting a BJ from a ghost in Ghostbusters (1984)

Rip Van Cremastericle@yourpaljohn· Jul 9

Dr Nick in the Oar singing "the red thing's connected to my ... wristwatch"

Rip Van Cremastericle@yourpaljohn· Jul 8

POV you are a US Senator speaking with Mitch McConnell

Whoopi Goldberg as medium Oda Mae Brown in Ghost (1990)

Rip Van Cremastericle@yourpaljohn· Jul 8

Fausto lighting up a big stoagie while the goat Gino Bartali smokes a cigarette next to him.

Rip Van Cremastericle@yourpaljohn· Jul 7

I just visited Mitch McConnell in the hospital, he gave me his death shroud he says he doesn't need it anymore.

The Shroud of Turin, Kentucky

Rip Van Cremastericle@yourpaljohn· Jul 6

Rip Van Cremastericle@yourpaljohn· Jul 5

Ol' Donny Trump has done it again.

Headline: FIFA suspends Balogun red card, can face Belgium.

Rip Van Cremastericle@yourpaljohn· Jul 2

Trading Paul George away and then adding LeBron James is like the human centipede of basketball operations.

Sources: 76ers enter mix for LeBron James after Jalen Brown add

Rip Van Cremastericle@yourpaljohn· Jun 28

Painting of an eagle wearing a flag blue top hat with white stats, standing in front of an American Flag.

Rip Van Cremastericle@yourpaljohn· Jun 23

Happy Pride

Shipping company called Bravo Trans LLC

Rip Van Cremastericle@yourpaljohn· Jun 18

Two stills from the scene from the Guns'N'Roses music video for "November Rain" where a guy (labeled: your posts) crashes into the elaborate multi tiered wedding cake (labeled: anticipation for the release of your debut novel, 'October Storms'), ruining the wedding.

Rip Van Cremastericle@yourpaljohn· Jun 17

guy wearing "super wearable" computer glasses; his ear is folded in half

Rip Van Cremastericle@yourpaljohn· Jun 14

You have to hand it to them

AOC and Zohran wearing knicks jerseys

Rip Van Cremastericle@yourpaljohn· Jun 8

god damn what a draw

perthirtysix 17-0 game, super bowl champion, 16.88-0.12 expected, 99.3 strength, 99.9% optimal, detroit lions
qb peyton manning 99.5
rb jim brown 100
wr (modern) calvin johnson 98.6
wr (classic) jerry rice 100
te travis kelce 100
front 7 (bridge) derrick brooks 96.7
front 7 ray lewis 98.7
db rod woodson 99.8

Rip Van Cremastericle@yourpaljohn· Jun 5

@caulimovirus.bsky.social [highlighting a tweet in which Copilot is seen adding 1 + 2 + 3 = 15]: "they made a computer that can't do math and the billionaires who made it are trying to reassure us that some day the computer will be able to do math."

Rip Van Cremastericle@yourpaljohn· Jun 3

Rip Van Cremastericle@yourpaljohn· May 19

Garth from Wayne's World saying:

Rip Van Cremastericle@yourpaljohn· May 14

a graph i mocked up on MS paint showing an arrow from "Low T" (in blue) to "Mentally Challenged" (in red). Underneath the arrow is "Opposing the Iran War" in yellowish orange, circled, and there are smaller arrows pointing left and right to question marks.

Rip Van Cremastericle@yourpaljohn· May 5

User was blocked for "よい色合いのパンツですね" which translates (via app) to "it's a nice color of pants"

Rip Van Cremastericle@yourpaljohn· May 4

Me when lanyard extends / Me when lanyard retracts

Rip Van Cremastericle@yourpaljohn· May 4

Count on the Atlantic to miss the through line from quacks arguing against "unnatural" suppression of ovulation and its own stable of anti-trans shitheads.

Search of the article text for trans returns zero results.

Rip Van Cremastericle@yourpaljohn· May 4

women's hormones

The Atlantic on Facebook: "The internet is obsessed with women's hormones--but believing fantasies about mood and biology could have troubling consequences, Andréa Becker argues.

Rip Van Cremastericle@yourpaljohn· May 2

Chris Farley having his nuts attached to a car battery after winning round 1 of a Japanese game show. Still better than waiting in line to see Bill Maher.

Rip Van Cremastericle@yourpaljohn· Apr 29

Before they invented sunny D kids had to drink purple stuff as depicted in a famous Sunny D commercial screenshotted here.

Rip Van Cremastericle@yourpaljohn· Apr 24

Don't talk to me or my son again

Two hermit crabs, one large and one small, walking side by side

Rip Van Cremastericle@yourpaljohn· Apr 18

If you post like this in 2026 you need a trepanning.

"Kash Patel is the Pete Hegseth of J. Edgar Hoovers" 8 retweets 111 likes

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