Just to clarify one thing, but not *that* Ryan Cohen

A comparison that will probably make sense to zero of my followers, but Ryan Cohen is the sporty version of Ryan Hailey

In more favorable news, I think my right tit is currently a bit bigger than my left tit. Good for it. It deserves to be the big sister for at least once in it's life :3

I got offered a position at another store that is half the drive compared to what I'm currently driving for work (20~ min drive vs 40~ min drive), but it would mostly be an overnight position. I'm probably gonna end up accepting it but, gods, it's probably gonna ruin what little social life I have 😔

A guy driving a lifted truck: boring. Bland. Passè. Must be compensating for something A gal driving a lifted truck: hhHiii. Can I take a ride with you? :3

There were two very eggy looking customers both wearing Miku shirts that came in the other day. Hope they're doing well

The computer asking customers if they want to use their reward points to save a bit if money only to then ask them if they'd want to round up for charity is some kinda nefarious shit

I'd make a whole dozen dollars a day! A dozen!!

While there is quite a bit about the bimbos aesthetic that I find intriguing, it feels like it also has too low of agency for my preferences (at least for my interpretation of it). Also, something about a cute girl talking plainly about such things that does something for me :3

Cookies and cream. Cookies and cream. I'm a little gal who loves cookies and cream

Older man in a "thin blue line" hat ma'am-ing me. We take those wins!

For very similar reasons, I'm pretty likely to finally give in a get a bra fairly soon. The boobs demand to be shown off!

When I say I'm into edging, this isn't what I mean! 😭

Customers sure do love leaving their items at the far edge of the counter

30 minutes on the stationary bike does a girl good. (This post is brought to you by smellovision. Just bring your nose to your screen and take a deep sniff of the girlsmell 😏)

I gotta say, though, I *might* have been really rocking it 🤣

POV: You're Ysabell looking down and appreciating what estrogen has done for her so far

Me and Kiora rooting on the Nuggets 🏀

This tanktop *used* to fit fairly loosely, but is now pretty form fitting 👀 Ya girl do be gaining some weight :3

It's been a while since I've posted tits

I is bnuy!

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We got there, girlies! And absolutely LMAO at "the New York Times" being considered a "far left group" 🤣🤣🤣

Injection done and it went in nice and smoothly on the first try :3

Girls keep asking me if I "have a strap"? And, of course I'm strapped, baby girl. I'm strapped outta my godsdamn mind 😤

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