Zach 🇺🇦🇪🇺

@zachrid

EN & GER #TTRPG-Nerd, o̵c̵c̵a̵s̵i̵o̵n̵a̵l̵ frequent shitposting, trying to create TTRPG-Content. 1/3 of three kobolds in a trench coat.

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Zach 🇺🇦🇪🇺@zachrid· 27d

A concerned comissar of the Imperium of Man from Warhammer 40k. The life expectancy of a newly deployed imperial guardsman is 15 hours.

Zach 🇺🇦🇪🇺@zachrid· 27d

Isnogud der hinterlistige Großwesir, der immer wieder vergeblich versucht, den Kalifen zu beseitigen, um selbst den Thron zu besteigen.

Großwesir Isnogud will unbedingt „Kalif werden anstelle des Kalifen“

Zach 🇺🇦🇪🇺@zachrid· 27d

Zach 🇺🇦🇪🇺@zachrid· 29d

The hardest working president playing golf every weekend.

Doublethink means the power of holding two contradictory beliefs in one's mind simultaneously, and accepting both of them.
George Orwell

Zach 🇺🇦🇪🇺@zachrid· Jul 10

Verrat-Ratte SPD bringt Geschenke, es ist Verrat.

Zach 🇺🇦🇪🇺@zachrid· Jul 8

Zach 🇺🇦🇪🇺@zachrid· Jul 4

Twitter post by Leonard Ritter
“Our dwarven engineers came up with a new armor design protecting against the typical injuries sustained by warriors returning from battles in the netherworld.” Below are two images. On the left is a simple outline of a human figure covered with red dots concentrated on the shoulders, outer arms, groin, and lower legs, with a few on the chest and abdomen, suggesting common injury locations. On the right is a fantasy female character wearing bikini armor.

Zach 🇺🇦🇪🇺@zachrid· Jul 1

Man könnte meinen die CDU arbeitet ausschließlich daran, dass die AfD an die macht kommt, so wie sie ihre Kernwählerschaft verprellen.

Anteil der Altersgruppen die CDU in 2025 gewählt haben.

Zach 🇺🇦🇪🇺@zachrid· Jun 28

Welcome... to The Amazing Digital Surplus!

Zach 🇺🇦🇪🇺@zachrid· Jun 28

That is just one slice of it.

"Sliced bread is a loaf of bread, sliced with a machine and packaged for convenience, as opposed to the consumer cutting it with a knife. It was first sold in 1928, advertised as "the greatest forward step in the baking industry since bread was wrapped".[1][2] By 1933, around 80% of bread sold in the US was pre-sliced, leading to the popular idiom "greatest thing since sliced bread".[3]"

"Melvin James Brooks (né Kaminsky; born June 28, 1926) is an American actor, filmmaker, comedian, songwriter, and playwright. With a career spanning ..."

Zach 🇺🇦🇪🇺@zachrid· Jun 28

Zach 🇺🇦🇪🇺@zachrid· Jun 26

Merz im Obama poster still, Titel "No I can't'

Zach 🇺🇦🇪🇺@zachrid· Jun 26

Zach 🇺🇦🇪🇺@zachrid· Jun 25

Ich: "Oh geil! Ein neues Video von Miimii!" Ich, später:

Wojak meme, this one is commonly used for depression and sadness. The face of the wojak lies in shadow, the eyes are only dark circles.

Zach 🇺🇦🇪🇺@zachrid· Jun 25

Zach 🇺🇦🇪🇺@zachrid· Jun 24

"Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is? Insanity is doing the exact same fucking thing over and over again, expecting shit to change. That is crazy."

Zach 🇺🇦🇪🇺@zachrid· Jun 24

Journalist be like:

Zach 🇺🇦🇪🇺@zachrid· Jun 22

Zach 🇺🇦🇪🇺@zachrid· Jun 19

Zach 🇺🇦🇪🇺@zachrid· Jun 18

When President Camacho saw that his people went hungry, he looked for the smartest people to solve the problem. He is a better president than Trump.

President Camacho from the movie Idiocracy.

Zach 🇺🇦🇪🇺@zachrid· Jun 16

Zach 🇺🇦🇪🇺@zachrid· Jun 16

Zach 🇺🇦🇪🇺@zachrid· Jun 13

Letztes bekanntes Foto vom Arbeitnehmerflügel der CDU, ca. Frühe 2000:

Zach 🇺🇦🇪🇺@zachrid· Jun 9

Zach 🇺🇦🇪🇺@zachrid· Jun 7

> it's been over four years, Ukraine is attacking Moscow and St.Petersburg, oil refineries are burning everywhere, Putin's military parade has been an utter joke "The three day special military operation hasn't gone to plan."

Zach 🇺🇦🇪🇺@zachrid· Jun 7

Anthropomorphize all the things!
- all the things meme

Zach 🇺🇦🇪🇺@zachrid· Jun 7

Eve is a horrible person.

A hole in the middle of the mayo of a mayo jar.

Zach 🇺🇦🇪🇺@zachrid· Jun 6

quote this with who you would be in star trek

Zach 🇺🇦🇪🇺@zachrid· Jun 6

Meanwhile in the real world:

Donald Trump asleep during a press meeting in the oval office, surrounded by a lot of people.

Zach 🇺🇦🇪🇺@zachrid· Jun 2