went to spit and polish to watch my boyfriend DJ then went home after 45 minutes because the couch was calling me 😌

finally back at the gym after like 3 weeks and it kicked my ass 😮‍💨

need. more. beef.

spending v day dancing in our underwear 💖 @puppobandit.bsky.social

It’s been a while since I’ve had an empty gym ☺️

clearly a lot of effort and planning has gone into this year’s elaborate halloween costume

big & sweaty

does this astigmatism make me look fat? 👬🏻 @puppobandit.bsky.social

forgot to open this app for two months oops

😮‍💨

feelin blue

🥰

h e a v y

rare tummy tuesday

one month into 2025: ✅ thicker than ever ✅ only had a few mental breakdowns

😎😎

bear weeeeeeek

Happy New Year’s Day 😝 @puppobandit.bsky.social

🎁😘

hope no one mistakes me for a twink at the troye sivan gig tonight

Haven’t been going to the gym since I got Covid, I’m missing the pump tbh

Taking the chubby merman for his first dip in the hot tub 😋 Still need to give him a name 🤔

Speedo check 🩲😎

Went to this restaurant and everyone said “welcome home”

Seems I’ve made a habit of drinking my protein shakes like this 😋

safety first when grabbing bellies 🥽

also new pfp, here’s the full pic 😋

Can’t wait to get back to the gym with my pup 🥰 @puppobandit.bsky.social

More please

Anyway sorry I abandoned u Bluesky, here’s me in latex