Sometimes i smell an ovulating male and it takes all my power to fight the instincts. One day I'll slip, and boy is it gonna be embarrassing. They're gonna cancel me on twitter probably...

They're having a "What if spiderman was trans" discourse on twitter and i had to pitch in my two cents with a shitty MS paint comic

Im-a so tiered

You lot are lowkiringkey sleeping on paying me to make mechs/robots/exosuits ngl It's my forte' my passione' my jenesesquoi

Ough i wanna pipis blast so hard rn.

Psychically announcing my arrival to my minions but instead of an ominous warning they just get this popup in their brain

My least favorite about Comission work isn't the work, it's the accounting. Im constantly paranoid that i forgot someone. Hasn't happened yet but knowing me... Especially right now because twitter's DMs are broken, i might deadass just miss a person and never realize it, harrowing experience.

WORK ALL NIGHT ON A DRINK O' RUM DAYLIGHT COME I STILL WORK AT HOME STACKING UPDATES TILL THE MORNING COME STILL NO RESPITE AND I'M STUCK AT HOME

on the plus side: moneys coming in, i am no longer panicking about the possibility of loaning it. On the minus side: there is no minus side, sure it's a lot of work but it's honest and productive.

big knife, big woman, comm from twitter.

welp, im never getting comissions if algorithm is going to rape me by absolutely destroying the visibility of my posts like that shit. Guess I'll suffer

I need 1400$ to pull my rotting wisdom teeth from inside my jaw before they start causing agonizing pain. I don't have that money. You might. You don't have my models I do. I can forsee a mutually beneficial exchange.

I shall pave a new way A new philosophy

I put a water transfer tribal tattoo directly on my brain and this is how my synapses reacted

Ezgif broke, slumming it with worse options right now

Spirit tracks softlocked me because the flute is broken and after like 4+ hours of trying the fire temple tune i gave up. Oh well. Anyway, not bionicle

I am spiriting my tracks rn. Playing it after Phantom Hourglass is quite the alien experience because it's so much more small and empty, but also designed around fixing the flaws in PH. I dunno how i feel about it yet. So far- i feel like it could be doing way more, but I'm only at Ocean Temple.

If men can't get pregnant WHY THE FUCK do i have to pay them child support for my offspring? Huh? Explain Obama EXPLAIN

I've broken this website once by uploading mpreg so hot the developers busted their collective nuts into the servers and short circuited them. I can do it again

I have the monopoly on naming, and i will abuse that monopoly.

bleh

got that FLU in me, got that SICKNESS got those SINUS BLOCKAGE ya know

I need to finish my commissions.

Raskhi of the wind

You have to start masturbating to weirder shit. Complacency in porn preference is a fascist trend.