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zoe!

@zoembies

21 ⛧⚢ she/they doomed by the narrative all by yourself, beautiful?

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zoe!@zoembies· 14d

lesbian vampires kissing quickest route no freeways

a doodle of a hamster dressed as dracula in a black and red cape. he has a widows peak going doing his little forehead, small nubs for hands, and mismatched sharp teeth. he has a tiny bit of blood coming down his mouth.

zoe!@zoembies· Jul 4

no because like

a coin emoji with gloved hands looking down sadly

a doodle of a guy smiling and crossing his arms with very blue eyes

zoe!@zoembies· Jul 4

happy petekey day idk what this whole other thing people are celebrating is

a picture of pete wentz and mikey way in the summer of like (2005). instead of a normal picture, pete wentz’s mouth is edited to have the meme of green lips biting on a lime.

zoe!@zoembies· Jun 26

that fent with judith butler had me like

a screencap of spongebob squarepants. spongebob is in his house lying on the floor with his tongue out, eyes closed, and his arms splayed out. his snail, gary, is watching him.

zoe!@zoembies· Jun 17

just trace over this king

a silly doodle in a white background of two people sloppily kissing. they are both blushing.

zoe!@zoembies· Jun 7

us fr

a screencap from sesame street of zoe (an orange puppet with a small pink nose, big eyes, and a ballerina costume) and elmo, a red monster puppet with an orange nose and big eyes. they have three chocolate chip cookies in front of them on a table

zoe!@zoembies· Jun 3

a white tree frog. miss knows how to pose

a white tree frog sitting politely on a tree trunk

zoe!@zoembies· Jun 3

pride month isn’t complete until selmo is real

a picture of dan in a black tank top and phil in a white shirt and red jacket reading a book that says “selmo is real” on a grey couch

zoe!@zoembies· Jun 1

a picture of a dachshund in the car. it is panting while its eyes are wide. the caption above the dog says “don’t bring up yuri in front of his ass this is the scariest shit i’ve ever seen”

a picture of a holy statue with its hand up in a pausing motion. the caption above and below says “silence, gay person. lesbian of the group is talking”

a triangle of maslow’s hierarchy of needs. in all of the needs (basic, psychological and self-fulfillment) is “to be seduced by a hot lesbian vampire”

a text in a hot pink background in blue lettering that says “this is yuri ( girl x girl) don’t like it don’t watch it. the others enjoy!”

zoe!@zoembies· Jun 1

you asked the right person

a facebook post by jataivona that says “idc (i don’t care) if the strap fake i said nut in me” follows by two exclamations. the post has 230 reactions and 778 shares.

a woman with no face and a light blue tank top and black bra has her breasts pressed to the window of a car. in the car is a woman in a darker blue long sleeved shirt screaming and crying

a post with a bratz cartoon. the side caption says “yeah im straight” with s standing for “super lesbian,” t standing for “totally lesbian,” r for “really lesbian,” a for “absolutely lesbian,” i for “incredibly lesbian,” g for “greatly lesbian,” h for “hotly lesbian” and t for “terrifically lesbian”

a woman curled backwards in shorts and a bra while a beam of the lesbian pride flag shoots down on her

zoe!@zoembies· May 17

an inverted picture of dan howell

zoe!@zoembies· May 17

mcr fans are everywhere for the eye to see

zoe!@zoembies· May 15

phil…. hear me out, phil….

my phil lester mii on tomodachi life in a green triangle room. a dark green couch complimented by wood sits behind him. two pillows are on the couch: one green and one white. the door is a lighter green, and the light fixture above his head is brown
my phil mii is wearing a father phil robe: a common black priest outfit with a large upside down cross hanging around his neck.

zoe!@zoembies· May 14

GOOD MORNING I AM SO FUCKING IRRITATED WITH MCR.

a crudely drawn blue and yellow ribbon that is outlined in black. in the middle of the yellow centre says “fell for it again award”

zoe!@zoembies· May 11

oh i’ve never heard of those? interesting. i will report back if i try one

ngl ask: ok that's a valid response but i promise it's a slightly sweet tasting pickle. it goes great on savoury sandwich or hamburger

zoe!@zoembies· May 11

FUCKING WHAT??? i like bread and butter, and i like pickles. not together though. HELLO?

ngl ask: thoughts on bread and butter pickles

zoe!@zoembies· May 11

i think it’d be really funny because i don’t really have anything that they can make fun of me for? i’m not a very confrontational person online

ngl ask: do you think you’re gonna summon the anon that’s been harassing phansky

zoe!@zoembies· May 11

i don’t read a lot of smut stories if i’m gonna be brutally honest with u but i do read vampire stuff so this stuff is bound to be in there - o denial? - blood drinking? - bondage (just as a lil treat)

ngl ask of “nsfw tropes top 3”

zoe!@zoembies· May 11

a doodle of someone with eyelashes smiling and tilting their head while sitting down

zoe!@zoembies· May 11

computah…. make my dan howell on tomodachi life a slutty nun

a picture of my rendition of dan howell’s slutty nun outfit: it has a cross in the middle that slits between the cleavage all the way down into the torso, covered in black and white, with orange crosses at the bottom of the leg showings.

zoe!@zoembies· May 5

white as snow and arching like this. this MAY be archmybacula

a screenshot of dan and phil. dan is in a grey long sleeved shirt and black jeans. in the back, phil is on all fours on the couch in a grey long sleeved shirt, green and black pants, and shoes. phil is arching his back to receive a temporary tattoo that says “hard launch”

zoe!@zoembies· May 5

a tweet edited to say “met gala is elitist,” followed by another tweet by @miahoth saying “that’s enough activism for today i think”

zoe!@zoembies· May 1

fuck it i’m giving my miis poppers

a picture of my switch in tomodachi life’s creation portal. i drew a picture of a red and yellow bottle rush, a liquid incense known more commonly as a popper.

zoe!@zoembies· Apr 28

or epub!

a screenshot of thriftbooks of “if this gets out” that’s 5.99

zoe!@zoembies· Apr 27

hey so i’m gonna kms (I JUST LIKE PLAIN BAGELS????)

a uquiz result from “guessing your sexuality based ONLY on questions about your bagel order” the result is “straight (ally)”

zoe!@zoembies· Apr 25

???????

a post from my notes app made on march 28th 2026 at 11:35 pm.
it says “i was in the shower when she pulled out those milkers. she pulled them out and i said “gee willikers!””

zoe!@zoembies· Apr 21

i am not good at editing but i needed to be the first to do this

a picture of dan and phil looking at a book that i edited to be the opened computer page of ao3 (archive of our own)

zoe!@zoembies· Apr 17

oomfs are having a drunk cigarette without me

a doodle of a crude hamster screaming in what looks like pure agony. its mouth is open showing straight, human teeth.

zoe!@zoembies· Apr 17

a pixelated picture of sackboy. his face is of pure devastation.

zoe!@zoembies· Apr 16

TOMODACHI LIFE DAY BABEY

a picture of a youtube video from the catholic nintendo nerd that i edited to say “unboxing tomodachi life living the dream and thanking god for it.” the video is of a man with long hair and a black shirt on praying with his eyes closed.