Can’t believe this one singular casting choice in the Odyssey. Just wild.

Argus: champion of waiting for the Odyssey to release. Me: still reliant on autocorrect to spell the Odyssey.

Me: *Walks past coworker carrying a coffee cup.* Them: “Little late in the day for coffee, don’t you think?” Me: *Proceeds to eat ramen out of it because our office doesn’t have bowls.* Them: *Discovers bowls are just cups with lower ambitions. Their entire worldview shatters.*

Can’t believe Elon (may or may not have) said this. Wild.

All I gotta say is… John F**kin’ Pork.

I’m ready to run through a wall.

Beautiful day for some sportsball.

John Denver: King of Soccer

About to quit my job and become a pirate on Lake Michigan.

Chicago is considered a small town, correct? Hear it’s a real up-and-comer though.

Why does it look like Trump is about to Ask the bomb if it wants to mow the White House lawn?

Seattle: big Sporty town.

Update: so much bbq to eat this week.

Few more hours and this should in theory be pulled pork.

Look at that beauty of a stratovolcano (Mt. Rainier).

Confirmed to be happening. PERIOD!

I thought it only ever rained in Seattle? Or you were sleepless.

Well, $40,000 seems reasonable.

As a former Kansan gotta do what I can to help those in the KC/Kansas/Missouri area.

Neat!

Okay Seattle, y’all better be at this parade. This ain’t 1 million people yet.