Throwback to when I was a naughty little puppy who liked to play in Mama’s flower bed. Now I leave that to Zeke. #ThrowbackThursday

It’s #wontlookwednesday but I’m going to look anyway. That’s the kind of rebel I am.

It’s Dad Guy’s birthday today. We knew he was already old, so what’s older than old? Oh yeah, it’s Dad Guy 😂🤣

They say it is important to stop and smell the flowers . . .

Daycare is a lot of work. We be snoozie now.

We went to daycare yesterday. Can you spot us?

When it’s hot I like to lay on the air vent. Pretty safe bet this is where you’ll find me the next few days.

Dad Guy just announced that it is walkie time. We be happy about this.

Don’t bother me, I’m busy

I’m sorry Dad Guy, but it does not appear that you have an appointment. Mama only accepts visitors with an appointment. Move along now.

Make sure you get my good side

If you’re happy and you know it, wag your tail 👏👏

This is Zeke’s favorite spot, sitting on Dad Guy’s head. I stole it from him. He steals a lot of things from me. Paybacks begin now.

And she says I’m the goofball . . .

Throwback to when Zeke tried to tell me his first secret. Silly boy, like there’s anything I don’t already know. #ThrowbackThursday

Dad Guy surprised me with a solo walkie today. I usually only get those when I snoozle in on weekends. I’m not sure what’s going on, but I am sure it’s gonna be a great day.

I heard you were looking for a handsome little devil. Here I am.

So apparently this game with the black and white ball is a big deal. Fine. But we have questions. Are doggos allowed to play? When the hoomans fetch the ball, why don’t they bring it back so it can be thrown again? Oh well, go USA!

Do I like fireworks, you ask. Does this look like the face of a guy who likes fireworks? #StopTheInsanity #NoMoreBoomBooms

‘Merica, happy 250th! ❤️🇺🇸💙 You don’t look a day over 225 😝 But seriously, what time does the party start? We’re in for a couple burgers and hot dogs. #America250 #4thofJuly #IndependenceDay

In honor of the big wedding today #taylorandtravis

We be on a car ride with Dad Guy. We like car rides with Dad Guy (or Mama).

Heat wave? What heat wave?

Frens, I need your help! I’ve been busted by the po-po. Caught red handed playing in the flowers. Anybody willing to help with some bail money?

Last night was steak night. Had to watch Dad Guy very carefully. I’m very particular about my steak and he’s not a very good listener.

Today’s visitor is Goose. He’s a big boy. But he wants to steal our spots with Dad Guy in his chair. No way we’re allowing that. There are limits to our hospitality.

We’re on babysitting duty today. If we can just get Mama to put him down, the real fun will begin.

A plan was hatched a couple days ago. Zeke stole Mama’s iPhone and I nabbed her credit card. Admittedly it was a challenge since we don’t have thumbs, but we pushed through. This should be enough treatums to last a couple weeks. #Teamwork #PrimeDay #Amazon

Dad Guy said if I give him a super cute look he’ll give me a treatum. How’d I do?

Definitely can’t look. Too busy snoozling. #WontLookWednesday