Nolan Zugernat

@zugernat

“I’m a wiseass and a smartass, and I always have been.” David Letterman

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Nolan Zugernat@zugernat· 23d

I’ve heard enough. Foreign Tongues is easily the best Rolling Stones album since Tattoo You and may even give that one stiff competition. Mick Jagger’s vocal performance is phenomenal and would be at any age.

Nolan Zugernat@zugernat· 23d

And his bootlickers and adherents are too craven and stupid to stop it.

"Trump will not rescue himself from this," Taylor wrote. "His character was settled long ago, and no adviser that I worked with has ever successfully talked him out of a grievance, at least not in the long term ... America’s enemies are spending next to nothing on insults and cartoons to purchase the exhaustion of the West. Until Trump learns that taking the bait is more expensive than restraint, they will keep getting serious value for their money."

Nolan Zugernat@zugernat· 28d

The Donald Trump $1 gold coin, otherwise known as the Pedo

Nolan Zugernat@zugernat· 29d

TRUMPARRHEA

Explosive diarrhea, brought to you by Donald Trump

Nolan Zugernat@zugernat· 29d

TRUMPARRHEA Donald Trump brings death and disease

A person with abdominal pain in the bathroom, and a toilet with Donald Trump's head sticking out.

Nolan Zugernat@zugernat· Jul 13

The first time I saw Sam Neill was in a series called “Reilly: Ace of Spies” about a real British spy named Sidney Reilly who may have been an inspiration for James Bond. No idea if it stands up but I remember liking Neill. RIP.

Nolan Zugernat@zugernat· Jul 11

The land cannot be restored until the Donald Trump, King of Filth and Pestilence, is gone. I wouldn’t try selling it to voters in exactly those terms, but the message will resonate.

Nolan Zugernat@zugernat· Jul 11

Because what has Trump done but bring disease and filth to America? From measles and cyclospora to the reflecting pool and his trashing of the White House, Trump is the King of Filth and Pestilence, and we should call him so because it’s true and it works.

The most hideous man alive, Donald Trump

Nolan Zugernat@zugernat· Jul 10

Boy do I have a political party for you!

Nolan Zugernat@zugernat· Jul 10

I think this Mark Weaver asshole who's been defending Graham Platner and saying "rape is a continuum" is probably yukking it up over all the hits he's getting on his vile Medium account. Make up your own mind of course but IMO he just needs to be blocked into oblivion. @markallanweaver.bsky.social

The account of Platner- and rape-apologist Mark Weaver, @markallanweaver.bsky.social

Nolan Zugernat@zugernat· Jul 9

Rhaenyra feeling like every Democratic president inheriting a Republican president’s disasters.

Rhaenyra Targaryen of House of the Dragon saying “I am awash in dilemmas and deficiencies”

Nolan Zugernat@zugernat· Jul 8

Just talked to my old friend Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes.

Jojo talking to an imaginary Hitler in the movie Jojo Rabbit

Nolan Zugernat@zugernat· Jul 7

Stephen, if they’re rapists I want them all in prison and then burning in hell. I am 100% positive we can find some decent non-rapists to fill those positions.

Stephen King @StephenKing
X.com
Tell you what--if you knew the whole truth about everyone in the Senate and House of Reps, those chambers would be dead empty. Jesus said, "Let him without sin cast the first stone."

Nolan Zugernat@zugernat· Jul 6

JFC got a text message w/ pic of Amy Klobuchar and Elizabeth Warren saying “We’ve been trying to contact you at [phone number]. But it seems like maybe you’re ignoring us?” and I think I may file a police report for stalking

Nolan Zugernat@zugernat· Jul 6

You consider this groping?

Racicot said she tried to separate herself from Platner by telling him she couldn't be in that room anymore, after which he followed her to her bedroom and had sex with her against her will.
She said he also ejaculated inside of her despite her telling him not to, as she was not using birth control at the time.

Nolan Zugernat@zugernat· Jul 5

By his own standard, Elon Musk should either self-exile or be deported. He has refused to assimilate to our multicultural democracy and has instead attempted to import the Apartheid policies of his country of birth.

Elon Musk @elonmusk
Replying to @spencerpratt

Not merely "ok".
Anyone who doesn't love America is a traitor and beneath contempt.
Those who don't love America, those who are disloyal should be exiled immediately.

Nolan Zugernat@zugernat· Jul 5

Like the wrath of God it’s headed for Gotham …

Nolan Zugernat@zugernat· Jul 2

All the MAGAs over on X are saying the exact same things about immigration that an Imperial Wizard of the Ku Klux Klan said in 1922.

Right here within our own borders, the great and mighty city of Boston, which tries to lay claim that it is the cradle of America (tries is all it can do), and holds itself up as the paragon of American principles, has, if my information is correct, seventeen schools in which the English language is never spoken, and not an English thought or an American ideal. These schools are for the children of French-Canadians who have come across the border and each of these schools are under the domination of a foreign potentate who is in nowise sympathetic with American ideals and institutions. Right here in our own land twenty-one towns in the state of Connecticut are under the domination and control of the Italian-Dago influence. Then you hear folks talk about "we Americans" and of America as the melting-pot where the stamp and impress of all nations can come in and shape our destinies. It is no such thing. It is a garbage can! Not a melting-pot.... My friends, your government can be changed between the rising and the setting of one sun. This great nation, with all it provides, can be snatched away from you in the space of one day, and that day no more than ten hours. When the hordes of aliens walk to the ballot box and their votes outnumber yours, then that alien horde has got you by the throat...
• Americans will awake from their slumber and rush out for battle and there will be such stir as the world has never seen the like. The soil of America will run with the blood of its people.

Nolan Zugernat@zugernat· Jul 1

And this from famously racist Woodrow Wilson in 1915, in a State of the Union address no less, and at least partially directed at GERMAN immigrants. It differs from Trump's rhetoric only in that Wilson was actually educated. Source: www.boundless.com/blog/preside...

"I am sorry to say that the gravest threats against our national peace and safety have been uttered within our own borders. There are citizens of the United States, I blush to admit, born under other flags but welcomed under our generous naturalization laws to the full freedom and opportunity of America, who have poured the poison of disloyalty into the very arteries of our national life; who have sought to bring the authority and good name of our Government into contempt, to destroy our industries wherever they thought it effective for their vindictive purposes to strike at them, and to debase our politics to the uses of foreign intrigue. Their number is not great as compared with the whole number of those sturdy hosts by which our nation has been enriched in recent generations out of virile foreign stock; but it is great enough to have brought deep disgrace upon us and to have made it necessary that we should promptly make use of processes of law by which we may be purged of their corrupt distempers."

— President Woodrow Wilson, Third annual message to Congress, Dec. 7 1915

Nolan Zugernat@zugernat· Jul 1

And this from Rep. Henry Winter Davis in 1857 about Irish Catholic immigrants. It's the EXACT SAME SHIT.

The recent election has developed in an aggravated form every evil against which the American party protested. Foreign allies have decided the government of the country — men naturalized in thousands on the eve of the election. Again in the fierce struggle for supremacy, men have forgotten the ban which the Republic puts on the intrusion of religious influence on the political arena. These influences have brought vast multitudes of foreign-born citizens to the polls, ignorant of American interests, without American feelings, influenced by foreign sympathies, to vote on American affairs; and those votes have, in point of fact, accomplished the present result.

Nolan Zugernat@zugernat· Jul 1

Compare the anti-immigrant rhetoric of today's Republicans to the words of from William Joseph Simmons, the Imperial Wizard of the Ku Klux Klan in 1922, Source: languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/nll/?p=66733

Nolan Zugernat@zugernat· Jun 30

It’s too bad so many of these people are immune to facts. (source: Wikipedia)

Religion in United Kingdom
(2021-2022 census)
Christian (46.5%)
No religion (37.8%)
Muslim (5.97%)
Hindu （1.59%）
Sikh (0.79%)
Buddhist (0.43%)
Jewish (0.41%)
Other religions (0.58%)
Not stated (5.91%)

Nolan Zugernat@zugernat· Jun 30

dear fucking god

@realdonaldtrump
A Golden Gift to the White House for its 250th Birthday Year!

Pic of a giant gaudy gold eagle outside the White House

Nolan Zugernat@zugernat· Jun 29

Saddest G7.

Nolan Zugernat@zugernat· Jun 27

“You are one sick individual, Skywalker!”

Nolan Zugernat@zugernat· Jun 26

Say ... I don't quibble with the results, but I don't like the way this questionnaire was constructed, though the problems are typical of such things.

Your Results
83% Woke
17% Chud
41% Techbro
59% Neo-Luddite
39% Hopepilled
61% Doomer
81% Davos
19% Dubai
Your Closest Match:
Zohran Mamdani

Nolan Zugernat@zugernat· Jun 26

“The Most Recently Discovered Wild Beast” (1881)

An anti-Irish political cartoon from 1881 entitled “The Most Recently Discovered Wild Beast” depicting an Irish person as an ape-like monster.

Nolan Zugernat@zugernat· Jun 26

This is outstanding. Highly recommended.

Rolling Stones -- Sticky Fingers Live at the Fonda Theatre 2015

Nolan Zugernat@zugernat· Jun 25

Ignore, ignore, ignore his Congressional margins. Obama had 60 Democrats in the Senate and couldn’t get a public option but you think Biden could have with 50? That’s just unserious.

Nolan Zugernat@zugernat· Jun 24