Ahab

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Ahab@ahab· 27d

I think Rose Matafeo has made my favorite Sam Neill tribute post.

Ahab@ahab· 27d

New Yuletide fandom?

Lupita N’yongo and Charlize Theron at the Odyssey NYC premiere. They are close together, touching each other and smiling.

Lupita and Charlize posing for the cameras next to each other on the black red carpet.

Ahab@ahab· Jul 10

Also someone who owns a label maker is doing good work lol

A corner of an American flag decal on the side of a subway car. Someone has written “ABOLISH ICE” on a label maker and stuck it on top of one of the red stripes

Ahab@ahab· Jul 8

“Its game-changing model” is so funny. I’m old enough to remember when every tv show was made this way.

In an era when major Emmy contenders — like 2025's top drama nominee
"Severance" - tend to take years off between seasons, "The Pitt" came right back for another round, part of its game-changing model of marrying classic network tendencies with modern streaming prestige. And its claim on the acting categories was helped by the between-seasons absence of "The White Lotus," whose ensembles have shown similar dominance.

Ahab@ahab· Jul 4

A post from @LITTLEBIRDS that says:
“the pitt s2 has now suddenly become completely unrealistic for the fact that not a single person all shift brings up taylor swift's wedding the day
before”
8:31 AM • Jul 4, 2026 • 4,476 Views

Ahab@ahab· Jun 29

Finally remembered to take a snap of this screensaver

A picture of a tv screen with an Apple TV screensaver on it. It is full of the tops of trees from above, which makes them barely look like trees. A caption is there that reads “Over redwoods in Northern California.”

Ahab@ahab· Jun 29

SIR why are you like this

Noah Wyle’s instagram story, showing him reposting a @noahwyledaily post titled “10 times Noah Wyle got tied to a chair”

Ahab@ahab· Jun 26

The saga of Karen Gillan (and Tony Curran?!) at the World Cup is a delight

Ahab@ahab· Jun 24

LOL. You are so unserious. I'm gonna help you stop bloviating about a district you don't even live in anymore by muting you, but here you go: "He relocated back to Manhattan a few weeks ago, he said." Dated January 6, 2026. www.kcci.com/article/geor...

Conway — who worked for years in New York City as an attorney but has more recently been living in Bethesda, Maryland — said he was spurred to run for Congress after a conversation with a friend about her frustration with some Democrats’ decision to vote to end last year’s government shutdown.

Conway didn’t want to challenge his congressman in Maryland, Rep. Jamie Raskin, who he said he loves, so the friend suggested he instead look at a seat in Manhattan that was soon to be vacant following the retirement of Rep. Jerry Nadler.

Conway said he looked it up on Wikipedia, and realized it was his old stomping grounds.

Ahab@ahab· Jun 24

Ruh roh

"By the way...

New York City servers say they're getting stiffed amid the World Cup, with European travelers (who traditionally don't tip) arriing en masse to American restaurants."

Ahab@ahab· Jun 24

Closing the loop on this but leaving the thread up so it’s all connected

A post from @musicologyduck.bsky.social dated June 23, 2026 at 10:46 PM: “they seem to have set up some strategic fencing so far, maybe for the fireworks and around certain equipment but the whole pool isn't fenced and there are no tarps.”

Ahab@ahab· Jun 17

Well this is the most random WPBL countdown tour. Also did they pick rhyming locations on purpose???

An email with registration links for these two events:
WPBL COUNTDOWN TOUR: BROCKTON, MA
June 28 | Campanelli Stadium I
11:30AM - 3:00PM

WPBL COUNTDOWN TOUR: STOCKTON, CA
July 2 | Banner Island Ballpark I
5:00PM - 8:30PM

Ahab@ahab· Jun 17

Spoiler alert, but I love this show so fucking much. #GMGGMSB

A screen cap of this week's episode of the Australian version of Guy Montgomery's Guy Mont Spelling Bee. Guy is spelling a word by reading from a card, and the caption reads: "Aequeosalinocalcalinoceracebaluminosocupfeovitriolic"

Ahab@ahab· Jun 15

LOL I didn’t know any of this, and it puts all the Europeans complaining about the difference/lack of American soccer culture in a very different and much worse light.

A selection of a Wikipedia article: “By 1924, the combination of excellent pay and a high level of play drew talented overseas players,
especially from Scotland and England, with 50 European internationals good enough to play for their national teams playing in the ASL. This led to a significant amount of resentment in Europe and threats of sanctions from FIFA, including the possible expulsion of the USFA. At the Sixteenth Annual Congress of FIFA on June 4, 1927, the USFA and the other national associations came to an agreement regarding player transfers which defused the situation.”

Ahab@ahab· Jun 7

No, that is far too much! I did one long drive this week (Cape back to NYC) and it might have been part of what contributed to my energy for the week looking like this.

A graph of readiness from a Fitbit that shows a precipitous drop from Monday to Saturday.

Ahab@ahab· May 22

A fuck you to the very idea of holiday weekends.

A forecast from Friday to Wednesday. Friday has a high of 67, and Tuesday and Wednesday are highs in the 80s, all partly sunny or cloudy. Saturday through Monday, ie Memorial Day weekend, is highs of 57, 60, and 70, with every day being rainy.

Ahab@ahab· May 18

It appears so. Why is so much of life right now me wondering how these people aren’t wildly embarrassed about how they live.

Ahab@ahab· May 17

A heat wave AND bad air? Oh, you really shouldn’t have.

A forecast for Monday to Wednesday showing highs in the 90s and upper 80s

A text alert that says: “Air Quality Health Advisory: Air Quality Index (AQI) forecast to reach 101-150 tomorrow, 5/18.
Unhealthy for sensitive groups & may be unhealthy for those sensitive to air pollution. Info: https://www.weather.gov/okx/“

Ahab@ahab· May 6

Her FAVORITE show. Oh this is going to be good!!

Shabana Azeez’s instagram story that shows a clip of her on Guy Montgomery’s Guy Mont Spelling Bee. She has added the caption. “hey guys nobody watch this episode (of my fave show) bc it turns out I'm stupid and can't count ok? never meet your heroes at parties they might invite you onto your favourite show and you might realise you're dumb ok xoxo”

Ahab@ahab· May 1

Everyone should know they roomed together during at least one Fringe and would go out cruising girls together. Mae said they both struck out, and at the end of the summer had a moment of “should we…?” but they never did. I…have an imagination.

Mae’s Instagram story showing them and Brett on the Vanity Fair blue carpet. They’re in formalwear, posing with serious faces. Mae has captioned it “@mrbrettgoldstein 😍 lads on tour”

Ahab@ahab· May 1

Everyone wants in! They also did this with Parv. Like recently since they broke up. I have many questions.

Mae’s instagram story. It is a picture of Brett and Mae backstage in jeans and white t-shirts, standing on either side of Parv and hugging her. All 3 are looking at the camera. The caption is “This is my Challengers (I haven’t seen Challengers)”

Ahab@ahab· May 1

It’s part of a sequence!

Pic 1: Mae and Brett embrace on stage. He’s wearing a black t-shirt and blue jeans. They’re wearing black jeans and a white t-shorts.

Pic 2: Mae and Brett on stage. Brett’s back is to the camera and Mae is pulling his t-shirt off.

Pic 3: Mae and Brett on stage. Brett is topless and facing away, looking at Mae’s face. Mae is topless with their shirt hanging off their arm and looking up at Brett’s face.

Pic 3: Mae and Brett on stage. They are both topless and they are doing push-ups next to each other.

Ahab@ahab· May 1

I honestly looked for a pic of Mae alone but it turns out the overwhelming majority of the pics I’ve saved of them are like this.

An Instagram story of Mae and Brett embracing in the woods

A picture of Mae and Brett wearing similar light jackets and looking at the camera. Brett has his arm around Mae and they are both smiling.

Kumail, Brett, and Mae are all setting together in a tangled up group hug. They’re all smiling at the camera.

Ahab@ahab· May 1

Why aren’t we making “it’s gonna be Mae” the meme so everyone can stop posting JT’s face

Mae Martin and Brett Goldstein are looking at each other and grinning. Mae has their hand on Brett’s neck and it sure looks like they’re about to kiss. You know, bros being hos.

Ahab@ahab· Apr 29

The Empire State Building was these colors yesterday. But today I looked it up and it was for “police memorial day.” How very dare.

The Empire State Building lit up blue and pink/purple.

Ahab@ahab· Apr 23

I don’t like an overall university “learn how to use AI” approach mentioned in the article but I don’t think I’m mad about this module based on the description.

"There's no agenda for what students should take away from this, except what we all agree on, which is that when you have information, you can make better judgments about what you want to do with the technology," Rosenzweig said.

The first section walks students through the mechanics of large language models, while the second examines Al's effects on education, including published research from Harvard faculty on custom chatbots in physics courses and the AI course assistant for Computer Science 50: "Introduction to Computer Science." The third takes up questions of environmental impact, data privacy, copyright, and disinformation.

Rosenzweig said the module close-reads the terms of service for popular chatbots in the privacy section - an exercise she said her own students have found illuminating.

"This is a work in progress," Rosenzweig said. "As society's conversation about AI changes, expect the module to keep up with that as much as possible."

Ahab@ahab· Apr 23

Uh. “Sinkhole incident”?

A text message: “Due to safety concerns following a sinkhole incident, the East River Esplanade is temporarily closed to pedestrians & cyclists btwn E 93rd St & E 94th St, MN.
Esplanade remains open for recreational use from E 89th St-E 93rd St & E 94th St-E 96th St.”

Ahab@ahab· Apr 22

I checked and it appears I had blocked THEM because they’re on an AI content blocklist I subscribe to and now they’re blocking me because I hate AI. Did they just reverse the first blocklist to make the second?

Ahab@ahab· Apr 20

Imagine being so possessive that somehow Michael Robinavitch is not the most possessive man in the room when you’re standing next to him in his own ER that he refuses to leave. #ThePitt

Ahab@ahab· Apr 16

The forbidden posts