Daughter of the Thirst House ✨️

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Built in CA/Assembled in NJ Real life magical girl Unapologetically horny on main Star Trek/Sailor Moon/DBZ/coffee/cross-stitch/cozy games

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Daughter of the Thirst House ✨️@allycatraz· 17d

In the words of our lord Joey Tribbiani... I'm curvy, and I like it. 💋

A selfie of Ally posing in her sunflower dress. Cleavage is happening.

Daughter of the Thirst House ✨️@allycatraz· 17d

Today in Allycat fashion: sunflower variant #1,872

A selfie of Ally wearing a sunflower dress and sunflower earrings. Her hair is half-up/half down, with the bottom half laying down her right shoulder, and the top half swooped and pinned to make a somewhat retro vibe.

Daughter of the Thirst House ✨️@allycatraz· 18d

"I take God and all the world to witness that I have been to you a true, humble and obedient wife." @telthetrekkie.bsky.social gifted me a Henry VIII coloring book for my birthday last month, and my day off was well spent coloring Catherine of Aragon. 👑

A coloring book page of an illustration of Catherinr of Aragon.

Daughter of the Thirst House ✨️@allycatraz· 22d

🎶Fret not though, my lord I know a place, my lord A barber, my lord, of swag His drip is the illest drip, my lord He'll help you get your dick wet, my lord He'll slip you the illest spliff, my lord You'll dazzle the girl until She sees your big dick appeal🎶

Timothy Spall and Alan Rickman from Tim Burton's 2007 film "Sweeney Todd." They are walking down the street as Beadle Bamford convinces Judge Turpin to visit a skilled barber to entice Turpin's young ward into finding him more attractive. The song normally sung here is called "Ladies In Their Sensitivities," which Ally has made parody lyrics for.

Daughter of the Thirst House ✨️@allycatraz· 27d

The phone meme with Christie's name typed in

Daughter of the Thirst House ✨️@allycatraz· 27d

I don't want to fix Prince Daemon Targaryen. I want to make him WORSE

Daemon Targaryen from HBO's "House of the Dragon," played by Matt Smith.

Daughter of the Thirst House ✨️@allycatraz· Jul 4

Can confirm this cosplay was fueled by coffee. ... and Irish whiskey.

Ally cosplays as Kathryn Janeway. She's drinking from a flask and flipping the bird at the camera.

Daughter of the Thirst House ✨️@allycatraz· Jul 4

"There are three things to remember about being a starship captain. Keep your shirt tucked in, go down with the ship... and never abandon a member of your crew." #treklongisland #startrekcosplay #startrekvoyager

Ally cosplays at Captain Kathryn Janeway.

Daughter of the Thirst House ✨️@allycatraz· Jul 1

The SASS

Photo of a page of the prologue to the Utena manga. Utena walks away from the camera with her schoolbag over her shoulder, hair flowing behind her, looking over her left shoulder directly into the reader's view. Her dialogue bubbles say "If you don't want danger... don't fall for me."

Daughter of the Thirst House ✨️@allycatraz· Jun 30

Due to licensing, the film you bought is no longer available. Me:

Lwaxana Troi confronts DaiMon Tog in Ten Forward. The caption reads "Let's get one thing straight, little man"

Daughter of the Thirst House ✨️@allycatraz· Jun 20

My favorite part of any Star Trek con? KARAOKE 🎶🎶🎶 @geekliferules.bsky.social: We'll have to share a mic, but that's okay, we can project. Also it's not like you and I aren't the two loudest people in this room. He's so real for that 🤣 #startrek #treklongisland #karaoke

Daughter of the Thirst House ✨️@allycatraz· Jun 18

This Barbie turned 39 yesterday! 🥰 Thank you to everyone who sent me kind birthday regards. I am so lucky to count so many people among my friends.

Ally poses inside a pink box made to look like a Barbie doll box. She is wearing a sunflower dress and sipping a Dunkin Strawberry Daydream Refresher.

Daughter of the Thirst House ✨️@allycatraz· Jun 16

It's my birthday AND Captain Picard Day! 🥳

The Captain Picard Day banner, edited to say Captain Ally Day

Daughter of the Thirst House ✨️@allycatraz· Jun 15

Also, Murf got lei'd at the luau Photo credit to @jamaltaylor.bsky.social!

A Murf plushie wearing a lei of blue flowers at the luau at Trek Long Island.

Daughter of the Thirst House ✨️@allycatraz· Jun 15

I am famously terrible at taking pics at cons, and Trek Long Island was no exception. However, I believe this video of Murf at the rave explains it all.

Daughter of the Thirst House ✨️@allycatraz· Jun 12

It's not a car trip to @treklongisland.bsky.social with @trekkiebill.bsky.social without Big Cookie!

Ally holding a giant chocolate chip cookie up in front of her face.

Daughter of the Thirst House ✨️@allycatraz· Jun 12

THERE'S COFFEE IN THAT NEBULA

Ally cosplaying as Captain Janeway. She is holding a Starbucks coffee in her right hand

Daughter of the Thirst House ✨️@allycatraz· Jun 11

On this day in 2023: I was kind of a big deal. 😎

A picture of Ally at the NYC Strange New Worlds premiere in 2023. She's on the red carpet in front of a SNW/Paramount backdrop. She is wearing an opened black blazer with a white tank top underneath, a black miniskirt, sunglasses and sunflower Converse.

Daughter of the Thirst House ✨️@allycatraz· Jun 11

Today in Ally's DMs: the ex-husband of an old friend shoots his shot, and fails. (I'm not actually engaged, I just threw that in there as a "there are men who are successful in their relationships" reminder) He is now blocked.

Screencap of an IG conversation:
Dude: think you're hot
Ally: *Han Solo "I know" gif*
Dude: Haha too bad we can't go park somewhere
Ally: [name redacted], this is a TERRIBLE way to start a conversation with a woman you're interested in. Hell, you didn't even attempt to START a conversation, you just made it very clear you view me as an object for your sexual desire. I'm not interested.

Screencap of an IG conversation:
Ally: [name redacted], this is a TERRIBLE way to start a conversation with a woman you're interested in. Hell, you didn't even START a conversation, you just made it very clear you view me as an object for your sexual desire. I'm not interested.
Dude: sorry. I'm bad at this :/
Dude: sorry
Dude: hope you're ok

Screencap of an IG conversation:
Dude: hope you're ok
Ally: In the future, starting a conversation with literally almost anything else will be worlds better than whatever that was. "Hi, how are you? It's been awhile, what's new with you?"

Also, "go park somewhere"? I'm 38, not 16. Nothing about this is appealing.

Finally, I'm engaged to a wonderful man who would NEVER treat me this way, and he's gotten this far because he treats me like a human being. He's having a good laugh over all of this, by the way.

The fact that I have to explain this to a grown-ass man isn't surprising, but it's sure as hell disappointing.

Good luck out there, you clearly need it.

Daughter of the Thirst House ✨️@allycatraz· Jun 1

EVERYONE SHUT UP AND LOOK AT THIS AMAZING DRESS @trekkiebill.bsky.social GAVE ME FOR MY BIRTHDAY (It's not for another two weeks but this is PERFECTION)