Amano Jack

@amano-jack

Misanthrope. Cynic. Gadfly. Curmudgeon. Former chew toy of Eris. 金林檎軍団 "Does not play well with others" "The Cross is always followed by The Sword" "The god of evangelicals is Mammon" Nulla crux, nulla corona John Brown did nothing wrong

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Amano Jack@amano-jack· 6d

The best thing that could happen for the world is for an earthquake to swallow Silicon Valley whole taking with it all of the echoborg cultists. Or someone raze it to the ground like the Mongols at Samarkand. The techbros must be made to suffer. Their toys must be smashed and trampled before them.

"If the best answer to why we should not imprison technology executives, burn down data centers, and kill the american technology sector is "so we can build better chatbots for your sports betting," voters will vote to do so."

Seems like a good idea

Amano Jack@amano-jack· 8d

Amano Jack@amano-jack· 18d

LOL, they are still trying to find suckers to buy this flaming bag of dogshit they're trying to fob off

SpaceX failed pump and dump continues to auger into a crater, and the "analysts" and slopbot are still recommending to buy.

Amano Jack@amano-jack· Jul 1

The evangelicals are all creepy unfuckable irredeemably evil miscreants who do not belong in civilization. You can see the evil radiating from their eyes. They hunger for the torment of the innocent. You can have a civilization or be in a world with these freakazoids in it. Choose humanity

Picture of the creepiest miscreant you have ever seen with the smile of a ChoMo.

He talks about his desire to sterilize all women entering the US who are not citizens.

Listen, I'm not even in hyperbole territory.
They're not even shy about their sick desires.

You can't live in a country with the threat of this monsterous creature and his buddies, their constant hunger for brutality and savagery

Amano Jack@amano-jack· Jun 26

As expected, MicroSlop is gonna tell you small investors to buy the latest South African Nazi Pump&Dump scheme. Someone's gotta get left holding the flaming bag of dogshit. Surprisingly it's floundering despite the attempts to shore it up. And the holders can't sell yet...

SpaceX is a pump and dump scheme that's failing, but Microsoft's slop machine is gonna tell you to buy.

Amano Jack@amano-jack· Jun 17

Strategy requires a capacity for Theory of Mind, a faculty that Kegsbreath is congenitally incapable of ever manifesting.

Non-sentient lower lifeform Kegsbreath

caption:
Renames it the Department of War
Fights one war
LOSES

Amano Jack@amano-jack· Jun 7

JFTC now they're marketing evil cultist robes. Whatever did I do to flip the bit that says "I want to start a cult of worshipping Dark Lovecraftian Gods and Eldritch Abominations"? Oh wait. Yeah, that tracks.

Evil villain chic.
You know the robes that every bad guy wears?

Yeah, well now you can get them on order.

Various colours and sizes.

This world is all Dada.

Amano Jack@amano-jack· Mar 29

Amano Jack@amano-jack· Mar 29

Troma Nagmo "Black Wrathful Lady" Embodiment of wisdom, destroyer of ignorance and dualistic perceptions. She's very much like Kali

An angry black goddess Troma Nagmo

She is dancing, wielding a flayed man and trampling another.
Surrounded by a nimbus of fire.

Very similar to Kali
She is very similar to Kali.

Amano Jack@amano-jack· Mar 25

Honestly this is a call for everyone to up their shitposting game. I mean, come on... this is what raising the bar looks like. Maximum trolling. Holy shit. One Vengeance for the victims of US imperialism including Epstein Island. 10/10 no notes. Exhibit B:

A picture of some oil set as a deadfall trap with a coffin and the US flag

To American Solders: Come closer. (to the strait of Hormuz)

Amano Jack@amano-jack· Mar 20

It's as dumb as you think

I AM VERY SMART person says, inexplicably

It is true that the US depends less on traffic through the Strait of Hormuz as a lot of other nations, actually, Mason.

Amano Jack@amano-jack· Mar 11

This one, unworthy of praise or note, humbly accepts your words

Amano Jack@amano-jack· Mar 7

Oh dear. My Strange Attractor appears to be active again, but appears to be glitching out.

Amano Jack@amano-jack· Mar 2

Amano Jack@amano-jack· Jan 29

Wait wait... Do this guy!

Amano Jack@amano-jack· Jan 28

Okay sure, "Yank" is a fair cop. I'm not beating those charges wot being a proper Yankee 'n all. "Lib", however... them's fightin words. I would much prefer "Former Seppo in Recovery"

Amano Jack@amano-jack· Jan 26

However dumb I think USians are, they always find a new way to exceed my expectations. What is this even? These people have lost it and live in a mystical fantasy realm. An entire segment of conservatives have had a schizo break and are now living in a fearful world populated by their hobgoblins

Chris Evans in Free Guy. He's reacting to something absurd by exclaiming "What the shit?"

Because, honestly, this shit is fucking stupid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6N91J72tIRw

Amano Jack@amano-jack· Jan 25

I can't take anyone seriously who says "they didn't know" or "they didn't vote for this". He said he was gonna. They said they were gonna. Project 2025 was right there. The quisling congress was right there. And they all said they were gonna. We spend like an entire year like this:

He said he was gonna cartoon.
You've all seen it.

Amano Jack@amano-jack· Jan 25

When you order Joe Isuzu from Temu. Same energy:

It's Joe Isuzu.
Probably you're all too wee to remember this character.

Anyways, Joe is a bald-faced confabulator and liar.
He lies with a smiling face that is almost a rictus.
He is remarkably similar to our prevaricating fuckface Scott Bessent.

Amano Jack@amano-jack· Jan 25

Shot him in the back.

The victim has at least three bullet wounds in his back. I asked the ICE agents to turn the victim from his side to his back. From that position, I saw an additional gunshot wound on the victim's upper left chest and another possible gunshot wound on his neck.

Amano Jack@amano-jack· Jan 19

It really helps to look at these things on an actual globe. Even that correction gives more space between things than there is.

Snippet from a globe because every single flat projection really doesn't give you a correct sense of the size, position, and relation of the landmasses

Amano Jack@amano-jack· Jan 17

Microslop slopbot, the Next Token Guessing Eliza that is also your one-click vulnerability for anyone in the world to steal all of your data. And since Slopya Nadella wants to force Microslop Recall on everyone against their will, that also means everything you've ever done on your PC $MSFT

Amano Jack@amano-jack· Jan 15

Discordian Papal Bull #32948 : All "Bagdad Bob" and "North Korean Lady" memes for liars who go on television to piss down our backs and tell us its rainin are now defunct and the default shall now be "Karo-lyin' Leavitt"

Sample still for Karo-lyin' Leavitt.
For too long it's been "what do we look like - a bunch of ASIANS" when in fact the championship prevaricators of the world are the US's own evangelicals whose creed is avarice and falseness.

You can use this for your meme-ing needs.
Or not. I'm not your fucking mom.

Amano Jack@amano-jack· Jan 14

When you order Gothmog from Temu

Probably unfair to Gothmog, who was actually capable of strategy and leadership.

On the left, a drooling inarticulate ork and non-sentient lower life form.
On the right, a fictional ork named Gothmog from the LOTR

Amano Jack@amano-jack· Jan 14

Reports of 12,000 dead. Boomers in Iran are like their counterparts in the US. They would murder the entire future before relinquishing even a tiny sliver of power and control. Saturn eating his children. 祇園精舎の鐘の聲、諸行無常の響き有り。沙羅雙樹の花の色、盛者必衰の理を顯す。驕れる者も久しからず、唯春の夜の夢の如し。猛き者も遂には滅びぬ、偏に風の前の塵に同じ。

Lots of body bags. Iranian victims of theocracy, just like the kind Heritage wants to install in the US

Amano Jack@amano-jack· Jan 13

Oh? I guess we should ask her to completely avoid this chemical that her body can't make

It's an acid
Your body can't make it
found in many soft drinks as an additive

must be bad for you

Amano Jack@amano-jack· Jan 9

Top: White america watching the government execute a soccer mom with zero repercussions

Bottom: Black America says "first time"

Amano Jack@amano-jack· Jan 9

What has been endured by Black people is orders of magnitude greater than what has transpired. And they told us, told everyone what was coming, what the system was designed to do and told us we were next. This was what "defund the police" was about, holding them to account. Cops turned on us.

I hope you all understand now:

Trump murdered people on the high seas,
he murdered people in Venezuela to steal their oil,
he's threatening to murder members of NATO and citizens of Denmark to take their land,
me murdered a woman in Minnesota and called her a terrorist.

You're next.
That's what you need to understand.
You're next.
You voted for this. You didn't vote it. Doesn't matter,
You're next.

In the end, history condemned the good Germans right along with the bad ones.

Amano Jack@amano-jack· Jan 7

Demotivational poster

Consulting
If you're not part of the solution, there's good money to be made in prolonging the problem

yoinked from despair com

Amano Jack@amano-jack· Jan 7

"The lion does not ask the sheep" "Might makes right" blah blah blah I believe Calvin and Hobbes summed up the quintessential flaw in this playground ethos of unevolved children