The best thing that could happen for the world is for an earthquake to swallow Silicon Valley whole taking with it all of the echoborg cultists. Or someone raze it to the ground like the Mongols at Samarkand. The techbros must be made to suffer. Their toys must be smashed and trampled before them.

LOL, they are still trying to find suckers to buy this flaming bag of dogshit they're trying to fob off

The evangelicals are all creepy unfuckable irredeemably evil miscreants who do not belong in civilization. You can see the evil radiating from their eyes. They hunger for the torment of the innocent. You can have a civilization or be in a world with these freakazoids in it. Choose humanity

As expected, MicroSlop is gonna tell you small investors to buy the latest South African Nazi Pump&Dump scheme. Someone's gotta get left holding the flaming bag of dogshit. Surprisingly it's floundering despite the attempts to shore it up. And the holders can't sell yet...

Strategy requires a capacity for Theory of Mind, a faculty that Kegsbreath is congenitally incapable of ever manifesting.

JFTC now they're marketing evil cultist robes. Whatever did I do to flip the bit that says "I want to start a cult of worshipping Dark Lovecraftian Gods and Eldritch Abominations"? Oh wait. Yeah, that tracks.

Troma Nagmo "Black Wrathful Lady" Embodiment of wisdom, destroyer of ignorance and dualistic perceptions. She's very much like Kali

Honestly this is a call for everyone to up their shitposting game. I mean, come on... this is what raising the bar looks like. Maximum trolling. Holy shit. One Vengeance for the victims of US imperialism including Epstein Island. 10/10 no notes. Exhibit B:

It's as dumb as you think

Oh dear. My Strange Attractor appears to be active again, but appears to be glitching out.

Wait wait... Do this guy!

Okay sure, "Yank" is a fair cop. I'm not beating those charges wot being a proper Yankee 'n all. "Lib", however... them's fightin words. I would much prefer "Former Seppo in Recovery"

However dumb I think USians are, they always find a new way to exceed my expectations. What is this even? These people have lost it and live in a mystical fantasy realm. An entire segment of conservatives have had a schizo break and are now living in a fearful world populated by their hobgoblins

I can't take anyone seriously who says "they didn't know" or "they didn't vote for this". He said he was gonna. They said they were gonna. Project 2025 was right there. The quisling congress was right there. And they all said they were gonna. We spend like an entire year like this:

When you order Joe Isuzu from Temu. Same energy:

Shot him in the back.

It really helps to look at these things on an actual globe. Even that correction gives more space between things than there is.

Microslop slopbot, the Next Token Guessing Eliza that is also your one-click vulnerability for anyone in the world to steal all of your data. And since Slopya Nadella wants to force Microslop Recall on everyone against their will, that also means everything you've ever done on your PC $MSFT

Discordian Papal Bull #32948 : All "Bagdad Bob" and "North Korean Lady" memes for liars who go on television to piss down our backs and tell us its rainin are now defunct and the default shall now be "Karo-lyin' Leavitt"

When you order Gothmog from Temu

Reports of 12,000 dead. Boomers in Iran are like their counterparts in the US. They would murder the entire future before relinquishing even a tiny sliver of power and control. Saturn eating his children. 祇園精舎の鐘の聲、諸行無常の響き有り。 沙羅雙樹の花の色、盛者必衰の理を顯す。 驕れる者も久しからず、唯春の夜の夢の如し。 猛き者も遂には滅びぬ、偏に風の前の塵に同じ。

Oh? I guess we should ask her to completely avoid this chemical that her body can't make

What has been endured by Black people is orders of magnitude greater than what has transpired. And they told us, told everyone what was coming, what the system was designed to do and told us we were next. This was what "defund the police" was about, holding them to account. Cops turned on us.

"The lion does not ask the sheep" "Might makes right" blah blah blah I believe Calvin and Hobbes summed up the quintessential flaw in this playground ethos of unevolved children