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🦧 Escape@apeemoji· 14d

Bizarre to run cope as analysis

“These guys are unbelievably cocky,” said a Democratic operative granted anonymity to speak candidly. The person was frustrated over El-Sayed’s decision to attend a pool party with progressive streamer Hasan Piker on Monday, hours before polls opened.

🦧 Escape@apeemoji· 14d

A frame from Star Wars: Episode 1 where an enormous underwater creature (a Sando Aqua Monster) eats a smaller fish.

🦧 Escape@apeemoji· 21d

This is simply not true, at least with regards to gay marriage. You are quite literally living in the past.

Republicans, especially, have done an about-face on the issue. In 2022, a majority of them — 55 percent — said same-sex marriages should be valid. That number now stands at 37 percent, back to levels last seen more than 10 years ago. The drop, according to Gallup, has been most stark among Republican men.

🦧 Escape@apeemoji· 23d

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“Violent, vulgar threats have no place in a democratic electoral contest,” said Rep. Hillary Scholten (D-Mich.). “With political violence on the rise, we need to be doing everything we can to lower the temperature — not raise it. It’s the American people who suffer most when we degrade the political process this way.”

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🦧 Escape@apeemoji· 27d

A movie poster. The poster for Amadeus has been modified to read "Before he was Amadeus, he was... Wolfgang."

🦧 Escape@apeemoji· Jul 19

The Muppets???

🦧 Escape@apeemoji· Jul 12

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🦧 Escape@apeemoji· Jul 9

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🦧 Escape@apeemoji· Jul 6

Let's gooooooo

🦧 Escape@apeemoji· Jul 4

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🦧 Escape@apeemoji· Jun 26

Sorry, but I'm not going to do "Culver's shrimp" discourse. That's very obviously an obsessed troll account that ought to be blocked and forgotten.

A screencap with caption from the animated show "Aqua Teen Hunger Force." A large anthropomorphic milkshake talks to a small, anthropomorphic wad of meat. Caption reads: I am 30 or 40 years old and I do not need this.

🦧 Escape@apeemoji· Jun 26

Oh sure, you teleport to Waffle House one time and suddenly CNN is calling you the "teleported to Waffle House" guy. As usual, the sensationalist media barely mentions his real crime: Appearing on podcasts.

CNN also previously reported that Phillips had a long record of inflammatory public statements before joining FEMA, including violent rhetoric directed at political opponents, repeated promotion of false election fraud claims, and comments warning that migrants were coming to kill Americans while urging podcast listeners to arm themselves.

🦧 Escape@apeemoji· Jun 24

Just my 2 cents but if you want to win an election, I would recommend not making your opponent look cool as hell. Try to avoid portraying them looking sick as fuck. That's not going to help.