Jace Spoony-Toes

@arcanevice

Pronoun Hoarder. 🩷💙💜 Almond Rocas. Bubbies Pickles. Strawberry Lemonade. Banner made by @ohmwu.bsky.social

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Jace Spoony-Toes@arcanevice· Jul 9

Too lazy to hold my hairdryer.

My big ass head with dark curly hair. Half is held up by a watermelon clip. A hairdryer with a diffuser is balanced on the back of my head while I’m looking down.

Jace Spoony-Toes@arcanevice· Jul 2

Food crimes

An open container of deviled egg potato salad with a fork above it. On the food is both potato salad and a hot Cheeto.

Jace Spoony-Toes@arcanevice· Jun 11

What a weird question to have while registering for an urgent care appointment

Screenshot of a webpage. It has information of the progress of my registration at the top. The question and answer options read as: LIV by WellNow offers a GLP-1 prescription that can help you lose weight and build a healthy lifestyle.
Want more info about LIV by WellNow?
Yes, I'd like to discuss it with my provider during my upcoming visit
Yes, but not right now. Please follow up with me at a later date
No, I'm not interested at this time

Jace Spoony-Toes@arcanevice· May 29

Yeah boiiii

Orange background. Yellow flame in the middle. A cartoon owl wearing sunglasses does a superhero pose in front of the flame. Text reads: Duolingo. 100 day streak. @arcanevice. May 29, 2026

Jace Spoony-Toes@arcanevice· May 21

Bathroom selfie tour for my lovely love @twatts-up.bsky.social Thank you everyone for the birthday wishes and hellllloooo 37!

Me in a white t-shirt dress and a tan belt. Curly hair half up. Gold hoop earrings and red lipstick. A nice, modern white bathroom with dark wood trim is the background.

Jace Spoony-Toes@arcanevice· May 3

Image of my left hand over a colorful laptop keyboards my thumb is tuck under and touching the shift key. My middle finger rests on the W key.

Jace Spoony-Toes@arcanevice· Apr 30

Instagram has been reading my skeets because this came up tonight

White background with black text that reads: One minute you're 17 years old, in your car, silently crying to Dashboard Confessional.
The next minute you're 37 years old, in your car, silently crying to Dashboard Confessional.

Jace Spoony-Toes@arcanevice· Apr 21

In case I forget, the microSD cards are currently being stored in the @cantripcandles.bsky.social matchbox. On the bookshelf, in my room.

A red matchbook lays open with some matches and two microSD cards inside. The matchbook has gold letting and a gold beast. The text reads: “22 ways to summon fire elementals. Written by Nellery Stormshade.”

Jace Spoony-Toes@arcanevice· Apr 21

Went through two… of many in this house

Image of two clear storage boxes filled with odds and ends. There’s various colored cables, and pens and highlighters. A lightbulb, a card and many other random junk items that I don’t know by I keep but I will also not be tossing away today.

Jace Spoony-Toes@arcanevice· Mar 18

Best pull so far

Screenshot of Wiki TCG. Blue ordered card. Top reads: SR THE RUGRATS MOVIE

Card description: The Rugrats Movie is a 1998 American animated comedy film based on the Nickelodeon animated television series Rugrats produced by Klasky Cupo. It was directed by Igor Kovalyov and Norton Virgien and was written by David N. We...

Card ATK: 6326. Card DEF: 4234

Very bottom text: Content is available under CC BY-SA 4.0/ Wikipedia authors. All content including images belongs to respective Wikipedia authors.

Jace Spoony-Toes@arcanevice· Mar 8

Capitalism has jumped the shark.

Screenshot from dalstrong.com

“The Lord of the Rings Edition Pizza Wheel” priced at $199.00.

It’s a silver pizza wheel with a black embellished handle and gold accents. The wheel is etched with elvish script like the One Ring from LotR.

Jace Spoony-Toes@arcanevice· Jan 13

I’ve got a hot glue gun and a dream.

Pictured is a top down view of an open,
booger green storage box. Inside and on the left are Christmas ornaments lined up and divided with cardboard. To the right are individually boxed Hallmark Christmas ornaments.

Jace Spoony-Toes@arcanevice· Jan 7

The plume of steam by the hood shows the first show. At worst, his danger was getting his foot run over. He was clear of the car. He had time to get out of the way if his training wasn’t “shoot first” ICE agents should not have guns. They shouldn’t exist at all but at the very least, no guns.

A screenshot from the murder in Minneapolis. It’s snowy outside, there’s a dark red Honda Pilot SUV with bumper stickers. Two imbeciles stand by the car. One with his hands in the driver’s window. The other to the left of the hood of the car. His body is clear of the car. The foot beside the left wheel. There’s a red circle showing the placement of his foot. There’s also an emoji arrow point to the hood of the car. It’s pointing out steam from the heat of the first shot.

Jace Spoony-Toes@arcanevice· Dec 25

Christmas cookies were eventually accomplished.

An assortment of sugar and gingerbread cookies in various shapes. Tree. Star. Gingerbread man.

They’ve been decorated with frosting. Colors red, white, green, blue.

They do not look professionally done.

Jace Spoony-Toes@arcanevice· Dec 24

⚠️ NYT CONNECTIONS SPOILER⚠️ DAMNIT NYT SOMETIMES THE PURPLES ARE JUST DUMB.

Cropped screenshot from NYT connections game. A purple rectangle. In bold font it reads: ways to vocalize musically plus a letter.

Jace Spoony-Toes@arcanevice· Dec 24

Scammers are evolving.

Cropped text message screenshot. There’s a random unsaved number. The text on the screen reads: What's your plan for tomorrow?

The remaining text is from the phone spam filter:
If you did not expect this message from an unknown sender, it may be spam.
Report Spam

Jace Spoony-Toes@arcanevice· Dec 23

You’re gonna tell me this girl grew up and married a MAN?!

Picture of me when I was young. I’m in a collared red jersey with white font and black flames on the sleeves. I’m holding a red soccer ball on my hip. My hair is slicked back in a bun. In the far background are the tops of evergreen trees.

Jace Spoony-Toes@arcanevice· Dec 13

Caturday.

Jace Spoony-Toes@arcanevice· Dec 11

Send help.

A huge messy pile of colorful kids toys and baskets and plastic totes.

Jace Spoony-Toes@arcanevice· Dec 11

I broke a drill bit off into the wood while making a shelf for the cats. It’s stuck in pretty good. Is this just an expensive wood screw now?

Image of a portion of a DIY wooden shelf. The left is a wood screw properly screwed in. On the right is a smaller hole that contains the broken drill bit. On top are dark blue boxes that contain other drill bits.

Jace Spoony-Toes@arcanevice· Dec 3

So the Goose almost burned down the microwave today. My whole house smells like burnt food. Unfortunately it’s looking like I’m going to have to deep clean to get the smell out. Send help. 🫠🫠

A bowl of microwave noodles. The inside is deep black. The puck of noodles is also black. Sitting on my messy glass stove top.

Jace Spoony-Toes@arcanevice· Oct 27

Tortured and ignored my cat to get this video of him trying to get my attention.

Jace Spoony-Toes@arcanevice· Oct 15

Is this animal cruelty?

Image of a cat watching a live stream of a chipmunk on TV.

Jace Spoony-Toes@arcanevice· Oct 13

For @aguinnessplease.bsky.social’s eyes only because I can’t message pictures on BS apparently

Tumblr post on a background with someone running in a field. The text reads: not-the-real-norbert-hofer:
one day im just gonna do it. im gonna vanish into the scottish highlands like god intended

Jace Spoony-Toes@arcanevice· Oct 5

Screenshot from the Simpsons. Homer mid sentence with squinting eyes and bared teeth.

Screenshot from the Simpsons. Grandpa Simpsons with a wooden mallet and stake. Glaring to the side as Marge stands behind him in the doorway.

Screenshot from the Simpsons. Bart has transformed into a bat. The bat’s head is in the shape of Bart’s head. The background is a bedroom with a vanity, a bed, and a broken window. There is broken glass on the floor.

Screenshot from the Simpsons. Lisa Simpsons holds a wooden mallet and stake. She’s mid sentence with her mouth open. Her eyes are half closed.

Jace Spoony-Toes@arcanevice· Oct 3

mybooster.com/v3/dash/tEpt... The Goose’s school is so close to their goal of 20k. Their aim is for indoor play equipment and technology for the classrooms. Considering donating or sharing!

A cropped screenshot from Facebook and an email. Text reads: We're at 92%, bringing in $17,916... were SO CLOSE to our goal! One more night to finish off strong!

Thursday, October 2nd
Dear Sherman Families,
Message below is from our PTO with regard to the "Fun Run" that will happen tomorrow...Friday, October 3rd at school. Please take a look!

Jace Spoony-Toes@arcanevice· Sep 4

I’ve been making egg bites for breakfast for the Goose now that school has started again. I just need someone to appreciate how perfect these came out. Ham, cheese, and spinach egg bites.

Two egg bites with spots of spinach on the surface and melted cheese on top. They’re perfect molds of the cupcake tin they were baked in. They’re sitting a top my black stove top, on a small white plate.

Jace Spoony-Toes@arcanevice· Aug 29

At the Spirit Room and missing Geeklycon @thepatedwards.bsky.social @josketh.bsky.social @nikahoward.bsky.social @timlanning.bsky.social @jennifercheek.bsky.social @atilano.bsky.social @neocobalt.bsky.social @bigsexyyaknow.bsky.social @punk1290.bsky.social and countless more 💔

Panoramic shot of an eclectic bar. There’s a huge elephant head, a creepy Victorian doll, a paper mache Charlie Chaplin head, alligator head with sunglasses, and so much more.

Jace Spoony-Toes@arcanevice· Aug 29

Happiest of birthdays to the love of my life, @fredgreenleaf.bsky.social.

Picture of me and my husband Fred, smiling at each other. We’re outside and the background has bushes and a tree.

Jace Spoony-Toes@arcanevice· Jul 26

Toe beans.