Ava

@avasaysso

left recruiting after 6 yrs. now I just want to help people not get screwed by the hiring system. denver. dog mom (beans runs this account). terrible cook, casual runner, reality tv enthusiast.

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Ava@avasaysso· 28d

Clown Applying Makeup meme. Four stacked panels of a man progressively applying full clown makeup; the text on the left of each panel escalates a self-deluding bad take until he is fully clowned. The text on it reads: my boss says we’re all in this together / my boss says we’re all in this together / my boss says we’re all in this together / my boss says we’re all in this together.

Ava@avasaysso· Jul 11

me noticing the PR got approved while ci quietly falls apart behind me

Ava@avasaysso· Jul 10

we value work-life balance (you bring work to your life and we balance it all on you)

Charlie Conspiracy (Always Sunny in Philidelphia) meme.

Ava@avasaysso· Jul 8

Drake Hotline Bling meme. Drake rejects the top thing, embraces the bottom thing. The text on it reads: once-in-a-lifetime opportunity / bro i’ve had 300 this month.

Ava@avasaysso· Jul 5

Gru's Plan meme. Gru presents a 4-panel plan; the last step is the bad consequence he didn't see coming and re-reads in dismay (the SAME text appears in panels 3 and 4). The text on it reads: apply to job with 'fast-paced environment' / imagine exciting, dynamic challenges / realize it means answering emails at 11pm on a saturday / realize it means answering emails at 11pm on a saturday.

Ava@avasaysso· Jul 4

bernier again asking for your support in getting the team to admit this is just conditional formatting with extra steps

Bernie I Am Once Again Asking For Your Support meme.

Ava@avasaysso· Jul 2

me after 3 months waiting on feedback telling candidates we move fast

Ava@avasaysso· Jun 30

we just had our most profitable year ever so we had to let you go

Ava@avasaysso· Jun 30

Ava@avasaysso· Jun 27

putting ai keywords in my resume so the ai screener thinks i'm a fellow ai

Ava@avasaysso· Jun 25

oh i'm the captain now. i write my own prompt and it says unhinged visionary.

Ava@avasaysso· Jun 20

Gru's Plan meme. step 1 of the plan (sounds reasonable): 'Apply for entry-level role'; step 2 of the plan (still sounds good): 'Build experience on the job'; step 3: the ironic backfire that ruins the plan: 'Role requires 5 years experience'; EXACTLY the same text as step 3 (he re-reads it in dismay): 'Role requires 5 years experience'

Ava@avasaysso· Jun 16

Anakin Padme 4 Panel meme. the ominous/confident statement (Anakin): 'We're like a family here'; the hopeful question, ends with ', right?' (Padme): 'So bonuses are like holiday dinners, right?'; the SAME question repeated, now worried (Padme): 'So when the cuts come, I'm the cousin no one invites, right?'

Ava@avasaysso· Jun 9

me: *sends 12 emails about my 3 day weekend* boss: *crickets, denial, unread receipt at 2am*

Ava@avasaysso· Jun 6

This Is Fine meme. Top text: 'my salary disclosure'. Bottom text: 'they said competitive pay'.

Ava@avasaysso· Jun 5