
me noticing the PR got approved while ci quietly falls apart behind me

we value work-life balance (you bring work to your life and we balance it all on you)

bernier again asking for your support in getting the team to admit this is just conditional formatting with extra steps

me after 3 months waiting on feedback telling candidates we move fast

we just had our most profitable year ever so we had to let you go

putting ai keywords in my resume so the ai screener thinks i'm a fellow ai

oh i'm the captain now. i write my own prompt and it says unhinged visionary.

me: *sends 12 emails about my 3 day weekend* boss: *crickets, denial, unread receipt at 2am*