Anisa (and Onil)

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Anisa (and Onil)@ayashitetsuko· 12h

That moment when a key detail of an incident from years ago was revealed and now you realised that you’ve been manipulated into thinking that YTA when you’re honestly not and you also understand now why people were on your side back then

Anisa (and Onil)@ayashitetsuko· 1d

My aegosexual ass wanting to see my fave ships being in love and horny cuz that’s much more fun than having to do it myself!! Am. Actually. Excited!!

Anisa (and Onil)@ayashitetsuko· 1d

Guys I just realise that Always Be My Baby - Mariah Carey is a perfect EdIzzy song 🥲

Anisa (and Onil)@ayashitetsuko· 1d

Folks. We have been in this community for so long that Con’s trans heart T-shirt is starting to peel off from all the wear 🥺

Anisa (and Onil)@ayashitetsuko· 2d

I GOT THE TIMING WRONG What did I miss folks I feel like kicking a wall now 😭

Anisa (and Onil)@ayashitetsuko· 9d

After decades together, sometimes the best thing a band can do is to call it quits

Anisa (and Onil)@ayashitetsuko· 11d

Finally, something fresh!

Anisa (and Onil)@ayashitetsuko· 17d

Gondor historians putting it on paper that King Elessar never take any concubine 👑 Before adding in the next paragraph that the Steward of the Gondor is extremely loyal and subservient to the King and never takes a wife

Anisa (and Onil)@ayashitetsuko· 18d

Anyway folks I really like this pic cuz this is how I imagined Isobel Hands’s eyes look like

Anisa (and Onil)@ayashitetsuko· 18d

Oh look my bisexual awakening

Anisa (and Onil)@ayashitetsuko· 18d

An Agatha Christie AU where Faramir is a murder mystery writer, invited to stay in the country house of eccentric gentleman Sir Gandalf Grey for the winter—where an array of interesting guests are to spend the holiday Inc one Dr E. Eorl.

Anisa (and Onil)@ayashitetsuko· 18d

Every mini schnauzer is an Izzy Hands

Anisa (and Onil)@ayashitetsuko· 18d

Even outside of his personal life, I always find Depp to be one of the most boring actors there is, especially in how he’s so determined to be boring with his choices

Anisa (and Onil)@ayashitetsuko· 19d

Faramir and Eowyn literally u-hauled in canon and people refuse to believe they’re lesbians??

Anisa (and Onil)@ayashitetsuko· 20d

Decided to celebrate Con’s birthday through the Momentus thing. Really don’t have any power left this week to create/submit anything after the last 2 weeks 😹

Anisa (and Onil)@ayashitetsuko· 20d

The only Steddyhands panel there is

Anisa (and Onil)@ayashitetsuko· 20d

“The vampire formerly known as Dr Hands …” Dang. This feels good to write @magalag.bsky.social

Anisa (and Onil)@ayashitetsuko· 22d

HAPPY VAMPIRE LESTAT DAY INDONESIA WOOHOO

Anisa (and Onil)@ayashitetsuko· 23d

No I’m pretty sure Faramir x Eowyn’s engagement caused a stir amongst noble families in Gondor cuz what do you mean the Steward’s firstborn is a confirmed bachelor who would only give a supportive thumbs up when our daughters strip in front of him …

Anisa (and Onil)@ayashitetsuko· 24d

This looks like that Natalie Portman character from that awful movie about people cheating on each other

Anisa (and Onil)@ayashitetsuko· Jun 29

#WIP - Aragorn x Boromir Yes this is the kind of chaos I have prepared for you readers Cc @magalag.bsky.social

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"My trousers? Trousers, where is it ... Oh, it's over there!"
"Did you even listen??" Boromir would not hesitate to throw that trousers away if Aragorn was going to pay more attention to it. "Your wife walked in on us shagging on the floor! In your own home!"
"Her name's Arwen, by the way. I should do a proper introduction."
"Yes, thank you very much! Preferably, not when my dick is FRESH OUT OF YOUR ARSE."

Anisa (and Onil)@ayashitetsuko· Jun 19

Yes yes like this

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His moaning filled the room as the comforting breeze touched his skin. Boromir could no longer find it in him to stay still as the other man's desire consumed him. He sensed kisses and bites in every part, from his exposed back to his erect cock, and standing up became such a chore.
He eventually found his way to the king-sized bed. Laying down there, he took a breather as he watched Aragorn undressed. The man had even more tattoos than him-Boromir just had to observe them closer, possibly with his kisses. He also loved how Aragorn is a perfect balance between height and build, that he was both strong and flexible.
When he crawled towards him, Boromir could only say one thing: "You're so beautiful."
"Not the only thing you'll say about me after this."
"Please. Please, I can't... I ... I need you."
Aragorn stopped to observe Boromir. He seemed to consider something as he caressed the man's messed up hair. Then, his smile grew. "You use your words. I like that."

Anisa (and Onil)@ayashitetsuko· Jun 18

Geez have some patience Boromir #WIP Cc @reechiebun.bsky.social @starswallow.bsky.social @zoestertoaster.bsky.social

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As Aragorn got busy with his keys, trying to open the door, Boromir sneakily traced his hand down the other man's thigh-not giving a damn if there were other guests passing them by in the corridor. He wanted to admire the feeling of that man's flesh underneath the fabric, and was delighted to sense a reaction. Even as the door clicked open, Aragorn took a moment to pause, throwing his head back in ecstasy.
This was why Boromir did not hesitate.
Once the door slammed shut, he pushed that man to the wall and began to hungrily taste him-dragging his kisses down his neck while his hand moved from Aragorn's thighs to his middle. He sensed his opponent's hurrying breath, which he took as an encouragement, and he was just about to grasp his crotch when ...
Aragorn signalled him to back off.
Lifting both hands like he was under arrest, Boromir was quite puzzled-did he misread anything? Either way, there was nothing to do but to step back and wait.
Boromir watched as Aragorn lifted a finger and gestured as if he wanted Boromir to be quiet.

Anisa (and Onil)@ayashitetsuko· Jun 4

So, today, I'm presenting to you: My first LOTR fic in 20+ years To give a further Fuck You to the puritans who shamed my English proficiency, this fic is a smut. A really horny, Bi4Bi #Farawyn smut. Featuring #Faramir going down on his lover. Ha! Lucky gal #Eowyn

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Her instinct—instilled in her by years of conditioning—was to shut her legs shut, but his kisses on her thighs weakened her. Most importantly, she wanted him there: to have a taste of her, and to prepare her for himself.

He started with tiny kisses. When she threw her head back, she could feel herself opening up to him like a rose. She also became pleasantly aware of every change: from the pain as he dug his nail into her thigh to the heat from his breath. To the gentle, exploratory lick of his tongue. They felt so natural, so right—that when he moved away, she knew that it was not a separation.

Anisa (and Onil)@ayashitetsuko· Jun 3

Good news: That Farawyn smut I told you all about is progressing nicely Also yes I assume the rangers of Ithilien managed to mix in some pleasure with business #WIP

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That proved to be the assurance he needed. Eowyn watched as doubt ceased to exist in his gaze. Faramir took a step forward to claim what was offered to him.
With an easy familiarity, he uncovered what these garments— his own clothes-were hiding, causing Eowyn to gasp everytime an item she wore dropped to the floor.
Soon, she stood there with nothing but his gaze on her skin—and she deeply, madly needed to feel his body on hers. But instead of another embrace, she went on her knees instead. "Tell me. All those fair young men you encountered. How do they do it?"
Faramir rubbed his face-there was an interesting mix of excitement and embarrassment there. "Are you kidding me?"
But she was not kidding. Instead, her hands began working on undoing his trousers. "Did they use their hands?"
"..."
"Or did they use their mouth?"

Anisa (and Onil)@ayashitetsuko· Apr 29

In today’s episode of Anisa: Big in Japan They got introduced to Atarashii Gakko

Anisa (and Onil)@ayashitetsuko· Apr 26

Also check out this flight safety video featuring Pokemon

A scene from a flight safety video from ANA featuring Pokemon

Anisa (and Onil)@ayashitetsuko· Apr 26

Tokyo, I am in you.

Anisa walking down the street in Odaiba, Tokyo

Anisa (and Onil)@ayashitetsuko· Apr 26

Attention, Subaru-Seishirou girlies:

Rainbow Bridge viewed from Odaiba, Tokyo

Anisa (and Onil)@ayashitetsuko· Apr 25

Mama Anisa: I’m not seeing him, he makes me feel suffocated