Beth Wagner Townsend

@beth

Rockford, IL. Blogger, open wheel auto racing & hockey fan, feminist, mother, serial doer of unfamilyvaluesness, one-woman midwestern church basement wedding reception.

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Beth Wagner Townsend@beth· 18d

hey @gibvoice.bsky.social, apparently Zach is a white pants guy now, is there a club, how do we arrange a group photo, etc.?

Beth Wagner Townsend@beth· 19d

legend has it Doc Holliday died while trying to calculate a time zone difference for a Zoom without any coffee

Beth Wagner Townsend@beth· 21d

greetings from Zero Air, Colorado. I might go back to the Chili Bowl now that I know this can of superpower exists.

Beth Wagner Townsend@beth· 21d

Moving at the speed of Steuart Smith's guitar today.

Beth Wagner Townsend@beth· 21d

I don't know what the big deal is about this WoO race tomorrow, Ryan runs sprint cars all the time, this photo was taken basically yesterday as I recall.

Photo of Ed Carpenter, me, and Ryan Newman from the 90s

Beth Wagner Townsend@beth· 21d

It was Sunday, so we went to church. Another video edited for me by @adaventurer.com (I have to tag her or she reminds me that I cried last night during Brandi Carlile's "You Without Me".)

Beth Wagner Townsend@beth· 22d

Truth in Labeling, by @adaventurer.com

Ada wearing a hat that says "honestly, all my systems are nervous"

Beth Wagner Townsend@beth· 22d

Baby's first Highwomen show, baby's first Colorado Symphony Orchestra show, baby's first Red Rocks show, Lunatic's 3rd Maren Morris show. @adaventurer.com

Photo of Ada holding a cardboard frame around her face that says "my first time at Red Rocks"

Beth Wagner Townsend@beth· 23d

we beat that highway 'til it quit beating back

Beth Wagner Townsend@beth· 23d

I'd buy so much merch if one of the Sheldons rolled out in the Grand Prix Guava colors but no it's just Cool Ranch every car every season

Beth Wagner Townsend@beth· 23d

the "because it's iconic and I love to do iconic shit" sound plays whenever she walks in a room @adaventurer.com

Beth Wagner Townsend@beth· 24d

the immediate unburdening I experience when I get to the part of the country that looks like this has to be some kind of leftover programming from being born in Bismarck

Beth Wagner Townsend@beth· 25d

Asked @adaventurer.com for some help editing a video of our first day of vacation because she's so fast in Capcut

Beth Wagner Townsend@beth· Jun 27

Working on another PR

Beth Wagner Townsend@beth· Jun 21

happy father's day, dad, I got you an emotional support short track oval race

Screenshot of satellite view of the carousel at Road America

Beth Wagner Townsend@beth· Jun 21

my husband this morning, working on getting every ass to Kokomo

Photo of Zach wearing Kokomo Speedway tshirt

Beth Wagner Townsend@beth· Jun 21

I heard you like race car noises with your race car noises so I am again projecting the World of Outlaws race in the middle of the Carousel at Road America

Beth Wagner Townsend@beth· Jun 19

my husband can also show you where to find this monstrosity

Beth Wagner Townsend@beth· Jun 19

Sprint car fans at Road America: I'm running a strictly-prohibited unauthorized broadcast of the Husets High Banks Hustle on my trial projector in the middle of the Carousel and also I have Seven Layer Bars but you have to shit talk Kerry Madsen with me.