Beth Wagner Townsend
@beth
Rockford, IL. Blogger, open wheel auto racing & hockey fan, feminist, mother, serial doer of unfamilyvaluesness, one-woman midwestern church basement wedding reception.
hey @gibvoice.bsky.social, apparently Zach is a white pants guy now, is there a club, how do we arrange a group photo, etc.?
legend has it Doc Holliday died while trying to calculate a time zone difference for a Zoom without any coffee
greetings from Zero Air, Colorado. I might go back to the Chili Bowl now that I know this can of superpower exists.
I don't know what the big deal is about this WoO race tomorrow, Ryan runs sprint cars all the time, this photo was taken basically yesterday as I recall.
It was Sunday, so we went to church. Another video edited for me by @adaventurer.com (I have to tag her or she reminds me that I cried last night during Brandi Carlile's "You Without Me".)
Baby's first Highwomen show, baby's first Colorado Symphony Orchestra show, baby's first Red Rocks show, Lunatic's 3rd Maren Morris show. @adaventurer.com
I'd buy so much merch if one of the Sheldons rolled out in the Grand Prix Guava colors but no it's just Cool Ranch every car every season
the "because it's iconic and I love to do iconic shit" sound plays whenever she walks in a room @adaventurer.com
the immediate unburdening I experience when I get to the part of the country that looks like this has to be some kind of leftover programming from being born in Bismarck
Asked @adaventurer.com for some help editing a video of our first day of vacation because she's so fast in Capcut
happy father's day, dad, I got you an emotional support short track oval race
I heard you like race car noises with your race car noises so I am again projecting the World of Outlaws race in the middle of the Carousel at Road America
Sprint car fans at Road America: I'm running a strictly-prohibited unauthorized broadcast of the Husets High Banks Hustle on my trial projector in the middle of the Carousel and also I have Seven Layer Bars but you have to shit talk Kerry Madsen with me.
so @adaventurer.com left on her 8th grade class trip to Washington DC this morning and God I hate our dumb little suburb
I sent this same joke to 3 group chats before I realized today isn't Thursday so the 4th chat got the good stuff
godspeed to anybody who is facing @zachtownsend.bsky.social today in court while he's bringing his Michael Schumacher tie energy
