Ollie (Maple Edition?)
@bigboybark
(he/him) it's ollie! 30-something cartoon animal. rides bikes a lot, commissions fun stuff sometimes. this account and everything on it is for adults only! pfp by cyberbully, banner by mmmatches 💛 💕 @slimedrops.com
I want computers that are smaller and cuter and just a little bit more annoying to use and I'm not kidding
In my current puppybrained state who could blame me for sharing this absolutely precious banner commission from the one and only @quaggyart.bsky.social? 💛
(sweeping the smoldering remains of several aircraft off the flight deck) pffft, EASY
really earning that danish and biscuit and chai and donut and beer and cantaloupe and burger and fries 🐷💦
whoever and whatever you might've been before the Process, it was nothing a nice uniform coating of glossy rubber and integrated wireless uplink couldn't smooth out into another sleek and perfectly compliant pig 🐷🌀🤖⚡ (🎨 @moopleaf.bsky.social, thank you!)
I guess you could say I'm in a mood (🎨 @lunar-neo.bsky.social and @softouch.bsky.social, thank you both!!! 💛)
Taking a peek inside your pal Oliver's head and it's empty except for this
doing a little spring cleaning of various computer bits and my god I've put together *so* many systems for people, lol (these are only the ones which were floating around loose; I typically assemble a ziploc bag with spare parts for each individual build)
McDonald's dropped the update that makes you gain 125 pounds per cheeseburger
Had to buy the chocolate that turns you into a whimsical squirrel
I've been called "hyperactive" and "food-motivated" but honestly I couldn't tell you why (go follow 🎨 @bluescale.bsky.social who did an incredible job on this!!!)