Zach Binney
@binneyz
Sports injury epidemiologist, esp. NFL; long-suffering Dolphins fan, but I repeat myself
Sorry forgot to change the title on the second here. Here's the correct title.
Was looking a little more into the 49ers supposed injury woes and how much they suffer. And the answer is...nothing crazy? ...Until you look at knee, ankle, and Achilles injuries and then uhhhhhhh HOO BOY. Man, I don't know I've ever seen a gap so dramatic. What on earth.
I know it's the Jets and all but that's a TAD harsh. www.newyorkjets.com/news/jets-in...
This is arriving in the mail today, we truly are all more alike than we are different
Hey @davidjroth.bsky.social if you're looking for a random dumb team for the World Cup could I interest you in a gently used Uzbekistan? Mostly because of their official team hat, which is the most Judah Friedlander in 30 Rock ass hat I've ever seen.
Law firm we're working with for our estate plan giving extremely strong 2012 vibes
Occasionally our students ARE listening and learning. If you're as burnt out after a long semester as I am, here's a little excerpt from a student's baccalaureate speech this year. Maybe yours didn't give a speech, but at least one is probably thinking something similar about whatever you teach.
Like...this is insane. I'm sorry for these people, but no. We have to be more aggressive than this. Unless by "disembark" they mean "everyone is disembarking into a quarantine facility where they will stay for the next two months."
Continuing the yearly tradition of $100 for every win by the University of Chicago over Notre Dame in their undefeated series + $18.99 for the last year in which they played shut up + fees If they want me to up the donation they know what to do @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social
Teaching probability theory this semester and brothers and sisters I am a little excited to try something