Joe ✌🏼❤️🥌

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Rec league curler (usually at Four Seasons Curling Center in Blaine); event runner up at best. #broomshakalaka he/him/his "Minnesota is dope, if only simply for not what we have, but what we don't"

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Joe ✌🏼❤️🥌@bluehone· 8d

Went to a grad party, got sent home with stickers.

Two curling-themed stickers featuring the flag of Norway rest on a light, marble-patterned surface.

Joe ✌🏼❤️🥌@bluehone· 10d

Back at it, baby

A wide-angle, low-view perspective of a large indoor curling rink facility. In the immediate foreground, black rubber hacks rest on white ice marked with a large letter "C." A yellow-handled granite curling stone sits just past the hacks along a center line. Beyond it, concentric blue, white, and green house rings are painted into the ice sheet. In the background, people are playing on the ice, and dozens of colorful international flags hang suspended from the ceiling rafters.

Joe ✌🏼❤️🥌@bluehone· 10d

This looks like a fun spiel at Chaska Curling Club www.facebook.com/share/p/19PR...

The image is a promotional flyer with a vibrant purple, bright pink, and green color scheme:
Header: At the top, bold text against a starry, sparkling dark purple background reads "WOMEN'S" in mint green and "BLINGSPIEL" in large pink lettering.
Graphic: The center features a glittery green curling stone with a bright pink handle resting inside a target house on a ice sheet. Pink lens flares and stars glisten across the background.
Location: Below the stone, mint green text reads "CHASKA CURLING CLUB".
Event Details: A bright pink banner across the bottom advertises:
Date: SEPTEMBER 26, 2026
Cost & Format: $200 registration fee per team; guarantees three 4-end games; lunch and dinner included.
Registration Window: Opens Aug 1 and closes Sept 15.
Contact Email: NANCYTARAN@GMAIL.COM
QR Code: A black and white QR code labeled "REGISTER HERE" and "SCAN ME" is positioned in the bottom right corner.

Joe ✌🏼❤️🥌@bluehone· 11d

I love love love being asked to join other curling teams or sub for people, seriously gives me a sweet dopamine hit. I hate saying no, it's mildly agonizing. I was asked to be a rostered sub for a SPCC team and I was all for it until I looked up the membership fees, YIKES.

Joe ✌🏼❤️🥌@bluehone· 11d

My wife just got back from Norway and she got a great souvenir for me.

Joe ✌🏼❤️🥌@bluehone· 19d

Team Tuma

Four people in curling gear standing on the ice facing a large group of kids out of frame.

Joe ✌🏼❤️🥌@bluehone· 19d

Day two of USJRCA Camp at Chaska Curling

A close-up selfie of a person wearing a bright red short-sleeved polo shirt embroidered with the "US Junior Curling Association Instructor" emblem on the left chest. In the background is an indoor curling facility featuring painted red, white, and blue curling rings ("houses") on the ice.

Joe ✌🏼❤️🥌@bluehone· 20d

I raised my hand and now I'm spending the rest of the week at Chaska Curling Club

Daylight shot of the entrance to a modern building featuring large glass windows, a dark wood-paneled overhang supported by metallic V-shaped columns, and wooden pillars. Glass doors display signs for "The Copperfield" and "Curling & Event Center." A concrete walkway leads directly toward the entrance, flanked by a street lamp with hanging purple flowers on the left, a black metal bench on the right, and neat landscaping under a blue sky with soft white clouds.

A perspective view looking down a bright, indoor curling facility with high ceilings and warm wooden beams. The smooth white ice sheet features red, white, and blue painted targets ("houses") marked across multiple lanes. In the immediate foreground, a black ice scraper/nipper machine with large knobby tires and a straw broom resting on top sits inside a dark metal frame on the ice. A decorative target graphic is visible painted on the far right wall.

Joe ✌🏼❤️🥌@bluehone· 27d

We had a little meeting with the TCCA at the club yesterday while they were flooding. The house colors are so much more vibrant with just one layer of ice! #curling

An indoor curling rink ice sheet, viewed from a low angle, stretching into the distance. The foreground features a large, brightly painted house with a wide blue outer ring, a white inner ring, a green ring, and a white button center, split by a red center line. In the background, two people are working on the ice near the far houses; one stands near a long red hose on the ice, and the other holds the hose, applying the water. The back wall features championship banners, curling brooms hanging vertically, and country flags hanging from the exposed white truss ceiling.

Joe ✌🏼❤️🥌@bluehone· Jun 26

Stupid fucking day

Joe ✌🏼❤️🥌@bluehone· May 30

One of our club members is just the coolest

An eye-level, medium shot shows a LEGO minifigure of Swiss curler Silvana Tirinzoni displayed inside a small, colorful, open-topped box. The minifigure stands on a white and clear LEGO baseplate against a background resembling multi-colored LEGO bricks.
The minifigure has blonde hair, a yellow face with a slight smile, and is wearing a red long-sleeved shirt with a white cross on the left chest, a gold medal around its neck, and black pants. In its right hand, it holds a brown broom, and in its left, a gold trophy. A small white label above the minifigure reads "Silvana Tirinzoni."
The inside walls of the box are decorated with a pattern of colorful interlocking gears and levers on the left and right panels. The bottom flap of the box extends forward, showing a red-and-brown textured pattern. The box sits on a black, metal mesh surface, which is slightly out of focus.

Joe ✌🏼❤️🥌@bluehone· May 29

Found crop art at Fogerty Arena

A mosaic art piece, in the style of crop art, depicts a Zamboni ice resurfacer. The word "ZAMBONI" is spelled out in dark flaxseeds across the top, above the vehicle, which is rendered in shades of brown and beige legumes, and flax against a yellow and light-colored grain background. The artwork is mounted on a light blue wall, with a small white note taped below it.

Joe ✌🏼❤️🥌@bluehone· May 29

This guy just ruined my plans for the summer. I'll be working on my delivery forever at this rate.

A man in a red jacket (Kevin Martin), holding a curling broom, stands on a curling rink, gesturing as if explaining something to two other men to his left. Above them, numerous international flags hang from the ceiling, including Japan, Canada, USA, Norway, and Germany.

Joe ✌🏼❤️🥌@bluehone· May 28

Mascot curling.

An eye-level shot inside a high school gymnasium shows a mascot interacting with a floor curling game setup on the polished wooden basketball court.
The mascot, a blue-red-white panther wearing a white t-shirt, is kneeling on the right side of a long, rectangular white "FloorCurl" mat. The mat features blue borders, a curling "house" target with red and blue rings at the far left end, and several small pusher stones. Four blue stones are grouped near the mascot, while three red stones are positioned closer to the center line.
In the background, blue bleachers line the gymnasium walls. A large, inflatable blue arch stands near an information table where a few people are seated. In the upper right corner, a basketball hoop and a "SLP" Panther athletics banner are visible.

Joe ✌🏼❤️🥌@bluehone· May 28

Having an interesting day promoting curling

$An image of a single curling stone placed on the passenger seat of a car and secured with a grey seatbelt. The curling stone has a speckled grey-and-black granite body, a thick striking band around its middle, and a bright red plastic handle on top. The car interior features dark grey fabric seats with a subtle, wavy textured pattern. A faint rainbow prism of light is refracted across the upper backrest of the seat just above the stone's handle.$

Joe ✌🏼❤️🥌@bluehone· May 20

Idk but this is the funniest part of the discourse

An image of a social media thread from Bluesky, featuring a quote post and a crucial follow-up clarification that changes the meaning of the original post.
Main Post
User: ashley fairbanks (@ziibiing.com), verified with a blue checkmark.
Text: "in middle school, my friends and i had a pact to lose our virginities to raffi and now that's what i think about when i hear him"
Quote Posted Content
User: Mina Kimes (@minakimes.bsky.social), verified with a blue checkmark. Posted 8 hours prior.
Text: "My hottest parenting take is that Raffi is not only the great to ever do it, but he’ll probably never be bested. Michael Phelps-ass children’s songwriter."
Reply/Clarification
User: ashley fairbanks (@ziibiing.com) replies to her own post 4 hours later.
Text: "TO HIS MUSIC" in all capital letters.

Joe ✌🏼❤️🥌@bluehone· May 19

Saw this and immediately thought of @shiftedshaped.bsky.social whom I don't know at all but feel might appreciate it

An image of a dark grey slate garden sign shaped like a plant marker, featuring a square sign portion on top with a long, pointed stake extending downward.
The sign is engraved with the humorous phrase, "Trespassers will be composted," in a stylized, gothic-style white font. Below the text is a small white illustration of a skull and crossbones.
The marker rests on a dark, wood-grained shelf next to a small black paper price tag handwritten in white ink that reads "Garden Signs (Slate Signs) 27.99 a set." Another partial slate sign is visible on the far left edge of the frame.

Joe ✌🏼❤️🥌@bluehone· May 15

But you can't track curling wtf strava

Joe ✌🏼❤️🥌@bluehone· May 15

Exhibit A

Joe ✌🏼❤️🥌@bluehone· May 15

Some recent curling history in the lovely town of Pitlochry

An informational sign titled "Atholl Curling Rink" is mounted on a rough-hewn stone wall in front of a modern, multi-story white stucco building with light blue window frames.
The sign is part of the Pitlochry Heritage Trail and details the history of the site:
From Canvas to Curling: It explains that the Pitlochry Festival Theatre originally stood here in a tent starting in 1951.
The Roarin' Game: In 1982, after the theatre moved, the building was converted into an indoor curling rink where locals played "the roarin' game" during winter months.
Broadcasting History: The sign also notes that the building once housed Heartland FM, Britain’s smallest independent radio station.
Transition: It concludes by stating the rink eventually became uneconomical and was demolished to provide much-needed housing, which is seen in the background.
The bottom of the sign features an illustration of the original tent theatre and logos for the Heritage Lottery Fund and The National Lottery. To the left of the stone wall, there are green bushes with some reddish-orange leaves, and the ground in the foreground is composed of dirt and grey gravel.

Joe ✌🏼❤️🥌@bluehone· May 3

TCCA playoffs end with Frogtown taking home the team championship and Four Seasons bringing home the club championship 🏆🥌

A silver trophy cup with ornate handles sits atop a tall, rectangular black pedestal base. The trophy is positioned on a wooden counter or ledge next to a textured brick pillar. On the front of the pedestal, a large silver plate reads "CLUB CHAMPION TCCA Invitational Bonspiel." Below the main heading, several smaller silver nameplates are affixed to a grid, listing winners from previous years, including teams from Four Seasons and Chaska. In the background, a dark wooden plaque with numerous small nameplates hangs on a wall with a diamond-patterned wallpaper.

Joe ✌🏼❤️🥌@bluehone· May 3

The club

This image shows the interior of a curling arena with multiple ice sheets.
Foregound: Several curling stones with yellow and red handles are lined up on the ice near a wooden bench or barrier.
Middle ground: Multiple long sheets of ice stretch into the distance, each marked with the "house"—a series of concentric red and blue circles. The ice has a textured, pebbled surface typical of curling rinks.
Background: The far wall features scoreboards and various flags, including those for Canada, the United States, and Scotland.
Structure: The arena has a low, white insulated ceiling with rows of fluorescent lights. Metal pillars stand between the ice sheets, and wooden benches are placed along the walkways for players.

Joe ✌🏼❤️🥌@bluehone· May 2

Won our first game, sucked it up on the LSD

A high-angle, wide shot of an St. Paul Curling Clubswith several people on the ice. In the foreground, a man in a blue and red jersey with the number 1 and the name "WILLIAMS" on the back is in mid-slide, delivering a curling stone toward the center of a large red and blue bullseye (the house) painted on the white ice of sheet B. Other players in various athletic gear and jerseys are scattered across the lane, some holding curling brooms and watching the play. The background shows multiple adjacent curling sheets, a wall lined with banners, and several people playing in the distance under bright overhead lights.

Joe ✌🏼❤️🥌@bluehone· May 2

TCCA Club Championship at St. Paul Curling Club!

The image shows the entrance to a building called the "St. Paul Curling Club." The building is a one-story structure with a light-colored, textured exterior and a gabled roofline. The entrance is a recessed doorway with a dark-framed glass door. Above the door is a small sign that says "CURLING CLUB" in gold lettering on a dark background. Above that is a larger, more ornate crest with the words "ST. PAUL" and the year "1912." The crest is blue, red, and gold. Two globe-shaped lights are mounted on the wall on either side of the entrance. The building is surrounded by a paved walkway, a few rocks, and some yellow tulips. The overall impression is one of a well-maintained and historic athletic facility.

A hand holds a circular enamel pin or challenge coin for the Twin Cities Curling Association Championship.The pin features a blue border with the text "Twin Cities Curling Association Championship" in gold. The center shows a gold outline of the state of Minnesota on a white background, with a red bullseye target positioned over the Twin Cities area. The red letters "TCCA" are printed across the bottom of the state outline. The background behind the hand is a blurred patterned carpet with tan, brown, and black wavy lines.

Joe ✌🏼❤️🥌@bluehone· Apr 28

Remembering 8 years ago at St Paul Curling Club Tri-Spiel when the Vikings draft picks were being announced by Shuster and Co

Two people wearing white boots with Minnesota Vikings logos stand on a red circular area of a curling rink, with curling stones and another person holding a broom visible in the background.

Joe ✌🏼❤️🥌@bluehone· Apr 21

Did I just sneak away from work to throw a few stones? 🥌 Maybe I'm a little nervous about our first club playoff game tomorrow! #broomshakalaka

A wide-angle, eye-level shot looking down a long sheet of curling ice from the starting blocks. In the foreground, two black rubber starting blocks (hacks) are mounted on the ice, positioned above a large black letter "B." The white ice surface stretches into the distance, marked with colorful concentric circles (the house) in blue, white, and green. A thin red line runs vertically down the center of the sheet.
High above the ice, the ceiling is a white industrial grid of beams and pipes, with rows of bright fluorescent lights. Numerous national flags, including those of China, Finland, the Czech Republic, and others, hang from the rafters. The side walls are white with a thick green horizontal stripe over a dark blue base, featuring several large advertisement banners. The perspective creates a strong sense of depth, leading the eye toward the far end of the arena.

Joe ✌🏼❤️🥌@bluehone· Apr 16

Impressive how dumb search is getting

Joe ✌🏼❤️🥌@bluehone· Apr 15

Some people go to Coachella. My midlife crisis involves granite and a lot of sweeping

A first-person perspective point-of-view shot looking down a curling sheet from the starting position. In the immediate foreground, a grey granite curling stone with a yellow handle sits on the ice just ahead of two black rubber starting blocks (hacks). To the left, the lower portion of a blue curling broom and a black shoe are visible.
The ice stretches forward toward a large target of concentric circles (the house) colored blue, white, and green. Numerous international flags hang from the ceiling of the brightly lit indoor arena. The background shows glass windows overlooking a seating or lounge area and other curling sheets to the sides.

Joe ✌🏼❤️🥌@bluehone· Apr 10

Last game of the regular season #broomshakalaka 🥌

A wide-angle, eye-level shot shows the interior of a bright curling rink with multiple sheets of ice stretching into the distance. In the foreground, several rows of granite curling stones with red and yellow handles are lined up neatly on the ice next to a dark carpeted walkway.
The ice features several "houses"—concentric blue and green circles with a white center—spaced along the length of the rink. Along the far wall, a series of international flags hang from the white industrial ceiling joists, including those of the United States, Canada, and Denmark. The walls are lined with various blue and white promotional banners, and several curling brooms are visible leaning against the side. The space is brightly lit by rows of rectangular overhead lights.

Joe ✌🏼❤️🥌@bluehone· Apr 8

I owe our club manager wine and chocolate since she graciously put together a fun scrimmage for us tonight after our opponents forfeited. 🥌