Jess

@caparo479

She/Her - almost 30 Australian gay diver girl and attempted author of military sci-fi/gay romance 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 Socialist with lib tendencies

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Jess@caparo479· 12d

In all seriousness, I don't actually headcanon anyone on The Pitt as trans With one obvious exception...

A still image of med student Joy Kwon (played by Irene Choi) on Season 2 of 'The Pitt'

Jess@caparo479· 12d

I wonder if estrogen could save her...

An on-set still of med student James Ogilvie (played by Lucas Iverson) from season 2 of 'The Pitt'

Jess@caparo479· 13d

I gotta say, as someone who has very fond memories of watching the original show as a kid, I really liked the Malcolm in the Middle reunion serie... Wait... What's Doug Driscoll doing here?

A still from Episode 4 of 'Malcolm in the Middle: Life's Still Unfair', with Ken Finley (played by Arjay Smith) drinking a beer on the left, Francis (played by Christopher Masterson) in the middle holding a phone and looking stressed, and Drew Horton (played by Drew Powell) on the right looking like he's about to shit himself
The joke is that Drew Powell also played Doug Driscoll on the medical drama 'The Pitt' (where he is a massive asshole)

Jess@caparo479· 18d

It's important to be sunsmart

A photo of me looking unimpressed in front of a bunch of tropical foliage in Port Douglas (in Far North Queensland)
I am wearing a blue sun hat, a grey Lesbirun t-shirt and black shorts

Jess@caparo479· 20d

I'm back on my map shit #worldbuilding (made with: www.mapchart.net/world-subdiv...)

a map of the world with different regions coloured in to designate the supranational unions of 2096

Jess@caparo479· 21d

i've got a hankering to break apart more superpowers... #worldbuilding #scifi

a list of the demographics of all the countries with a population larger than 100 million people as of 2096 in my sci-fi series 'Sleepwalkers'
India is the largest at 1,400 million (1.4 billion), with the next 3 being Nigeria (476 million), Pakistan (470 million) and Congo (419 million)
The US is not on this list (because its 'broken' into megaregions), and China is split in half (with the North as the 'Parliamentary' PRC, and the South as the 'Semi-Presidential' Chinese Federation)

Jess@caparo479· 22d

When I've just had a really good idea for a meme

A neon pink sign that says "COOKING NOW"

Jess@caparo479· 23d

I saw this weird 'red clam' that kinda looks like its electric #scubadiving #greatbarrierreef

Jess@caparo479· 23d

Ladies, i am single

Me lying back on a dive boat wearing a slightly-unzipped short black wetsuit with a black, white and pink sports bra
I am looking out to the right of frame

Jess@caparo479· 23d

Everything i see reminds me of her... (this video is saved on my hard drive as 'the clussy.mp4')

Jess@caparo479· 26d

shit i got motion #scubadiving

a selfie I took when diving at Agincourt Reef in far north Queensland
I am holding the camera on a selfie stick on my outstretched right hand, my hair is untied and blowing all over the place, i am wearing a short-sleeved black wetsuit, my nails are painted and my mask is purple
i think i look kinda good

Jess@caparo479· 27d

the joke is that i'm single #scubadiving #meme

top text reads: 'My hands look like this so that hers can look like this:'
the left half of the screen is a photo of my hand underwater, with my nails painted in an alternating purple and black, but several of the nails have flaked off a little
The right half of the screen is a white screen with text that just says 'ERROR: FILE NOT FOUND'

Jess@caparo479· Jun 29

40mm autocannons my beloved #terrainvicta #theexpanse

Jess@caparo479· Jun 27

I thought this might be funni #scubadiving

Jess@caparo479· Jun 27

Jess@caparo479· Jun 17

A photo of the front cover of the operating manual of the 'Teleprinter Model 100', which has a very nice photo of a peak-1960s blonde woman typing on the machine

Jess@caparo479· Jun 17

This is a good rule of thumb to follow in general

A photo of an old-timey dial telephone with a sign on top that reads "WAIT FOR ANSWER BEFORE INSERTING"

Jess@caparo479· Jun 17

YOU CAN'T SAY IT LIKE THAT

Photo of an old newspaper article at the National Communication Museum (in Melbourne)
"George" the speaking clock will receive a space-age grooming

Jess@caparo479· Jun 17

The communication museum is real interesting I can't believe they had movies back then

A photo of an exhibit of a old-ish desktop computer with the text 'I saw the TV glow'

Jess@caparo479· Jun 17

TFW it's 2 hours into a lesbian social event and you haven't really interacted with anyone

a photo of an old Polish WLs75 industrial locomotive sitting on a partially-grown-over set of narrow-gauge track next to an old red brick building (it seems to be some sort of museum in the village of Rudy in Southern Poland)

Jess@caparo479· Jun 9

Sometimes your diary just needs a little something...

Jess@caparo479· Jun 6

thats an old pic, hold up...

screenshot showing 'The Jaffa Factory' from the Yogscast's Minecraft tekkit let's play of the same name

Jess@caparo479· Jun 4

Doing some worldbuilding musing (figuring out what specific forces are part of HAYMAKER leads me to possibly having to actually nail down what happens with palestine...) #orbatboys

‘The Batman Barricade’ (XX/XX/2076)
• When the Turks suddenly attack the Kurds, the only significant UN-aligned force in Kurdistan to assist is a composite airborne brigade from the EUDF’s 1st Eurocorps (designated as Task Force 55)
• This force of mostly French and Italian paratroopers from 11e BP and the Folgore Brigade respectively will assist Kurdish forces in holding back almost the entirety of the Turkish 9th Corps for 5 days
• After 5 days, the air war finally turns fully in the UN’s favour, and the Turkish offensive begins to collapse
• OPERATION: NEPTUNE’S FURY
o Enabled by newly-achieved air superiority, a UN maritime task force led by two French-built EUDF cruisers (Jeanne d'Arc (D632) & Charles de Gaulle (D635))
o This formation, alongside supporting air power, will either sink or otherwise mission-kill half the Turkish Navy over the next 3 days
o This will enable the vessels of Amphibious Task Force-Med (USN) to advance into the Eastern Mediterranean with 2nd MEB onboard
• OPERATION: STOKER
o Enabled by the success of NEPTUNE’s FURY, 2nd Marine Expeditionary Brigade (USMC) launches several spoiling attacks around the city of İzmir
• These attacks, alongside increasing EUDF presence on their border with Greece, force Turkish forces to release pressure on the eastern front and move forces west.
• OPERATION: HAYMAKER
o After Turkish forces have begun to swing West, multiple UN-aligned divisions (including some airlifted in just a few days prior) cross the border from Syria and move on the city of Adana
o They advance both North and West rapidly
o On the <?/?/76>, Task Force 55 is relieved by the 74th Division (Chinese Federation)

Jess@caparo479· Jun 3

Can someone who's good at military economics please help me my people are dying of thirst and the 'build a mega-tank' plan doesn't seem to have helped

screenshot of the Ace Combat 8 Release Date Trailer showing a massive, Project Wingman-esque 'Land Battleship' driving through a city (knocking over a couple of tall buildings in the process)

Jess@caparo479· Jun 1

I just love reading books written by and for trans people 5/5 Happy pride month everybody

A photo of the cover of the novel 'Best Woman' by Rose Dommu

Jess@caparo479· May 23

I didn't get wet this time!! #drysuit #scubadiving

Me standing with my mouth open in a massive smile in front of a bunch of scuba diving gear lying on the grass
I am cringe, but i am happy

Jess@caparo479· May 21

When a spanish company is run by white transgender people

Jess@caparo479· May 12

I mean, what else am I supposed to do when I'm presented with images that go so damn hard? theo_bouvier.artstation.com/projects/mzD...

A image from 'The Lunar War' worldbuilding series by L5 Resident (the image is made by Theo Bouvier), showing a near-future French NISO-class spacefaring warship in Low Earth Orbit engaging several incoming contacts with 3 of its 4 35mm CIWS turrets

Jess@caparo479· May 12

My current #worldbuilding has this (a conversion of old-ish interplanetary exploration torchship) being 'humanitys first spacefaring warship' from 2097 (the story ends in 2101) But watching a lot of Terra Invicta gameplay is making me think about potential 'orbital gunships' in the 2070s #hardscifi

Orbital Transfer Vessel: SCV Argonaut (heavily-modified Tsiolkovsky-class Exploration Vessel; 50-metres long; equipped with 4 high-endurance fusion drives; 30-40 occupants (including 10-20 crew) and 100 tonnes of cargo, 2 small docking hangars (capable of holding an XSF-48) & 2 ventral-mounted docking ports, armed w/ XSSM-919 multi-purpose missiles, XSSM-929 cruise missiles, 2 500kw electro lasers & 2 30mm coilgun turrets; capable of 1.6G acceleration (0.8G cruise)) (NEMM Frigate; The Lunar War)
• The Argonaut was one of the first vessels assembled almost completely in space (rather than being built on Earth in pieces) at the United Nations Space Agency’s Lothal Station in orbit of Luna. From 2085-2097 it served as an exploratory vessel for the UNSA’s activities around the solar system.

Jess@caparo479· May 1

When a historian comes across a sapphic couple