Captain Europe (retired)
@captaineurope
Retired real life 🇪🇺superhero. Full-time desk jockey in the Brussels machine. Eclectic tweets on public policy, travel, the environment and life in general.
Why do these people have made-up names? You have a woman called Money-Coutts who writes about being wealthy and a man called Sitwell who writes about sitting on his backside.
Not the photo in question, but here’s a cheeky one the photographer took when I was trying on my new suit back in 2017.
When you forget to tell Pharaoh about the guy in the prison who interpreted your dream
Dear @privateeyenews.bsky.social , I couldn’t help noticing the remarkable resemblance…
I’m 100% there, thank you very much. And don’t patronise me.
Sounds dramatic, but what was the cover for the submarine doing on Gibraltar? (Taken from @en.france24.com )
So she’s going to fine them money they don’t have or give them a roof over their heads if they don’t accept the offer of a roof over their heads. I am sure they are quaking in their boots.
Moi: Deux Calvados, svp Serveur: Avec glaçons? Mon mari :